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I'm Peter Pan, y'all!
I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all
but I suppose you'll have to learn
Just relax. Concentrate.
Do you have any tape?
You shut up.
I win. I bested you in combat.
My innate desire to seek out other life...
- you wanna be my dad? - I hear you.
That was being funny!
Hey, twig!
Go!
because she wants
The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless.
Over thousands of years...
But what?
is yell at each other. You are not friends.
He did call you twig.
If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
What about him? What's he doing?
OMAR! THE SITE'S CLOSED
and hooked up with hot women...
It's called a Zune.
who could squeeze into places adults couldn't.
You are a god.
I'm the one what sticks up for you!
We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line.
My mother told everyone my father was from the stars.
Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing.
Drax! We need to talk.
How did you get to this weird, dumb planet?
just because I wanted to win.
And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there!
so hard...
Don't Screw With The Sovereign
Well...
No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now.
Yeah!
Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
I know every single day.
Stop pretending you aren't what you are.
Even though he yelled at them.
I have found meaning.
After all these years, I've found you.
- I am Groot. - No!
All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch.
Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much.
Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
No!
Not long after.
Find a girl, settle down
Rocket grabbed the pieces, and reassembled them.
We need to get off this planet.
You were all I had.
But you left...
you.
All command modules...
Now, you need to readjust the way you process life.
Brandy, you're a fine girl
I will help them by killing Thanos.
You don't have to believe in yourself...
perhaps it will provide you solace
Ugh, dude.
Peter Say You Killed My Mother! Lord Shen Kill Po Mother Panda (神兽金刚 神獸金剛 기가트라이브 ริวจิไฟว์)
You broke all our hearts.
When they see what I have created here...
By Looking Glass?
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, God.
you listening to this song.
You wanna buy some batteries?
If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction...
But two Celestials...
I didn’t mean to do a mutiny ☹️
which is why you're here.
the very planet you walk on now.
- Eat you? - Yeah.
New plan. We're killing you first.
Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.
Oh, no!
After going around years in circles...
But it broke my heart to cut him
Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
He may have been your father girl but he wasn't your daddy
how to swim before I hereby was becoming a kid I hereby needed to pretend how to swim before I hereby was becoming a kid I hereby needed to pretend
their own little baby, into slavery.
are you?
and we'll all be dead.
This is whatever the show is where one person is willing...
I learned to control the molecules around me.
It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to read more than 50 notifications at a time.
So what are you following us for?
I can explain your very special heritage.
where she wasn't living! You can't imagine what that's like!
That's Ego's core.
I am Groot.
Where is the other half of our ship?
My father would tell the story
I saved you you stupid fucks
What a day.
It's not ripe.
They blew out the generator.
Hey!
we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord.
My life, my love
There's something I must tell you.
TAPEFACE!!!
My lady is the sea
High Priestess, the Council is waiting.
Some sort of protective shell.