Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Sorry, don't hate me. - Oh, my God! - What, do you sleep in that?

- I wanna play a game. - No.

There's more beer in the garage.

were discovered late last night by the girl's parents--

You know, if Tatum sees you here, she'll draw blood.

Casey Becker, she sits next to me in English.

I think I’m dying here, man

is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence.

- I don't think you're that bad. - No? - No.

Because obviously they don't watch enough movies.

- Jeez. Nice shot. - Bitch!

What? What are you-- Nobody said that. Sid!

Of course, just let me kill you...

- See, the police are always off track with this shit. - Man!

when two young teenagers were found brutally murdered.

- So, where are you? - Right here.

And we're not just talking killed. We're talking splatter-movie killed.

If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath...

Uh, that's Deputy Riley today, Sid.

- Ready? - Yeah. Yeah! I'm ready, baby!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You still think it's me.

The world looks just fine to me

Nice try, Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry up, okay? Bye now.

You see, Sid, everybody dies but us. Everybody dies but us.

It doesn't really matter what I think.

- It's insulting. - Are you alone in the house?

if it were you it'd be a very clever way to throw me off track.

Oh, you mean after you branded him the Candyman?

You know, I-- I appreciate the romantic gesture.

- Dewey, where the hell you been? - I was keepin' an eye on Sidney, uh--

He made the calls with a cellular phone. It's been confirmed.

We are, we are, we are rather helpless

I don't know. I guess.

Okay. Okay, okay. Time is up, stud-bucket.

Lock yourself in it. Call the sheriff for backup.

I know. I think it's time you got over that.

I'm gonna check the party out.

in order to successfully survive a horror movie.

- What am I, the beer wench? - She was nominated--

This account is no Sharon stone, hmm?

This is my big shot. Let's go.

I'm so sorry. Please understand.

It was just some sick fuck having a laugh, Sidney.

- It did? - Yeah, it was edited for TV.

She never showed her tits till she went legits.

Billy, someone-- someone tried to kill me.

Please, please, leave me alone.

- You'll never get away with this. - Oh, no?

What’s the matter, Mott? You look love you’ve seen a ghost.

Comin' to my fiesta?

Don't go there, Sid.

But it's just that...

Thanks, buddy. Besides, it takes a man to do something like that.

My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.

stumbles on you two dipshits, finds the gun...

I'm not here to fight. I just need to talk.

She just wants to get an education. Turn that thing off.

- Would you care to join me? - I'd love to.

Enough is enough. I--

It's a sin. It's an extension of number one.

- You tricked me. - Lucky for you there's a bonus round.

Well, I'm getting ready to watch a video.

Except for Billy and me. We were left for dead.

and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro...

Did they ask you?

It's productive. Is there a problem on campus?

you are much prettier in person.

- Whisper to a scream - A whisper to a scream

When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts.

I'm getting scared. I'm shaking in my boots.

She probably got pissed at me and bailed.

- I'm not talking to you. - What happened to her?

would you be standing in the horror section?

There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! Everybody's a suspect!

- I'm sorry. Are you okay? - Yeah.

- Did you find him? - Are you sure it was the Hilton?

- There's cash on the table, and I'm staying at--

- Yeah. - Is this some kind of joke?

- I got a delay. - How long is it?

Oh! Billy. Billy. Are you okay?

Peer pressure I’m far too sensitive

I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.

Sidney, baby, please, give me that gun! Give me that gun! Christ, man!

Understand what? That I have a girlfriend who would rather accuse me...

- Is Billy gonna be there tonight? - He better not be.

beginning at 9:00 tonight.

I thought maybe we'd walk.

Well, I don't know. When you're arrested you're allowed one phone call.

How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all of these movies?

- Whatever. Just hurry, okay? - Ta-ta, Sid.

you should know Dr Doom's mother, Mrs Von Doom, was the original killer.