Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Sidney's father? - Yeah.
She was never attacked. I think she made it all up.
My name isn't Jesus.
I mean, we certainly don't have any leads.
My mom was killed. I can't believe you're bringing this up!
We won't know anything until the morning.
Hey, I haven't seen Billy around. Is he really pissed?
- Yes? - Who is this?
Huh? What am I doin'? Hello!
- Completely
- Can you see me right now? - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. Okay.
No-- You can't be in here. Oh, no. You gotta go. Go, go, go.
- I wouldn't do that if I were you. - Where are you? Where are you?
No, Jamie. Uh, watch out.
Um, "Halloween."
'Cause I want to know who I'm looking at.
That's right. You gave it up. Now you're no longer a virgin.
Has a cheesy tabloid journalist ever won the Pulitzer?
I wanna be in the sequel!
Behind you, Jamie.
you hear the Richard Gere/gerbil story so many times before you starting to believe it
We are, we are, we are rather helpless
Don't be shy and I'll show you, baby
What kind of questions did they ask you, Sidney?
when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father.
I want to know who I'm talking to.
So you better just leave.
See you, Sidney. I'll talk to you tomorrow, Sid.
- It was just that water from the rain. - They look great, don't they?
You're forgiven
Well, I’m about to watch a 4K UHD
Luan Loud What's your favourite scary movie?
Don't hang up on me!
Dead
Well, I don't really believe in motive, Sid.
I’m getting scared I’m shacking in my boots
Attention! Oh, what do we have behind door number three, Sidney?
I think Stu did it.
Tell 'em. Come on, Dad. Tell 'em!
- Do you still think he's innocent? - Your testimony put him away.
Don't shoot. It's me! I found Tatum. She's dead.
- It would certainly improve your high school "Q."
Well, it occurred to me that I've never snuck through your bedroom window.
- So, is-- is Dewey your real name? - No, it's Dwight.
Billy, I am sorry if my traumatized life...
It was fun
When YourDOG BITES YOU AFTER YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM A TREAT
It’s called guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!
I tell you what. Why don't you guys go up to my parents' room?
Pathetic.
When I’m in charge you treat me like a man of thr
- Maybe he was having an affair with your mom.
YOU HEAR THE RICHARD GERE/GERBIL STORY SO MUCH YOU START BELIEVING IT
Let's pretend it's all a scary movie, Sid. How do you think it's gonna end?
Get in the car. Drive down to the MacKenzies'.
Who's there?
Houston, we-- we have a problem here.
- How many "Evil Deads?" - One! - Two!
If this were a scary movie, I'd be the prime suspect.
that its residents had fled.
- What rules? - You don--
Not too much fun, or I'll bust ya.
What did you say?
And last night? Sidney said you crawled through her window last night too.
- So, how's the book? - Well, it'll be out later this year.
Ah, he's a ghost He's a god
sure
Fuck! Fuck!
Casey Becker and Steve Orth were killed last night.
I thought they fired your sorry ass
It certainly fucked you up. It made you have sex with a psychopath.
You guys were tardy for the party, so we started without you.
Peer pressure! I’m far too sensitive
- I'm sorry. - No, that's all right.
Well, you just never know when or where a story will break.
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. Wait, Sidney, wait!
We're checkin' every cellular account in the county.
It's all-- It's all a movie.
You tell me.
Help me, somebody! Help me!
Movie trivia. I'll even give you a warm-up question.
You okay?
and have them present during questioning?
Even worse than--
Let me ask you this What are you doing with a cellular telephone, son?
Dewey!
Bam! Bitch went down.
Excuse me, dude.
WHEN YOUR DOG BITES YOU AFTER YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM A TREAT
I'll be right back..
What is your problem?
- Ooh! - Yes! Yes!
- Take a message. - No, um, I'll get it.
Me: I've got mad rizz *My Rizz*
How's that for a motive?
Baby, I'm with you
Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behaviour.
Ah, it's just this town's way of not takin' me serious.
- You lost. - It's a fun game, Sidney.
Movies don't create psychos.
It's your mom's anniversary. Congratulations.
Occult?
- Uh-huh. - What's your favourite scary movie?
God bless the youth of America
People looking for the annabelle doll
- We can't stop now. - Please stop! Leave us alone!