Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tell me, where is Gandalf?

Gandalf! Gandalf!

- There are some things that I must see to. - What things?

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So there I was...

You will follow me.

Nobody tosses a Half-ORc

This task was appointed to you.

what's the elvish word for atherosclerosis?

Oh, that doesn't do them justice by a long road.

A Tesco! One meal deal is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!

Bucklebury ferry

One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.

Sandville Bagginses

Hello, I’m grand marky

It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.

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So do all who live to see such times

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! TRAD: VOCÊ NÃO DEVE PASSAR!

- You don't mind if I eat, do you? - No, not at all.

His fortress at Barad-dur is rebuilt in the land of Mordor.

I Do not have the strength to lead both bible study and p&w

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ALL I DID WAS GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE OUT OF THE DOOR

I have Questions. Questions that need answering.

and then find somewhere quiet where i can disappear

I’m not trying to slag you I’m trying to help you from sliding into it incel hell

And into this Parlay he poured Henry Kane, Leo Messi...

Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly.

And the Ring of Power perceived...

Shmee Shall not POP

HE HATES AND LOVES THE COOKIES, AS HE HATES AND LOVES HIMSELF.

När Jimmie ska leverera sina krav till Ulf Kristersson

My Cat ten minutes after I die.

I ain't been stepping on no toes, sir, honest!

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- I heard raised voices. - What did you hear? Speak!

But they were, all of them, deceived For another DD was requested

Folly, you fools!

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This foe is beyond any of you.

How is the old rascal?

We've got raspberry jam, an apple tart...

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My tomato's burst.

ME WHEN SOMEONE USES WATAKUSHIAME TO GET A POINT

Drought has stunted this year's cereal crop.

CONFOUND IT ALL, RYAN SMITH! HAVE YOU BEEN MINION-POSTING?

Of course he does… …he’s a Cleveland!

Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.

It is not yours, save by unhappy chance! It could have been mine!

I wish none of this had happened.

YOUVE BEEN INTO FARMER MAGGOT’s crop!

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If you're looking for accommodations, we've got some nice, cozy, Hobbit-sized rooms available.

They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing-stones.

I would use this Ring from a desire to do good.

This is Isildur's heir?

Gollum? - He's been following us for three days.

Then find somewhere quiet to finish my book

Questions. Questions that need answering

Elvish waybread.

Along with all his possessions.

You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!

- You must take it! - You cannot offer me this ring!

no puedes marcar

- Just tea, thank you. - Oh, right.

He's taken to locking himself in his study.

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A ruined and terrible form of life.

You are not bound to his fate.

NON-vegans with rape products & corpse flesh..

- To the house of Elrond. - Did you hear that? Rivendell.

2 eyes, as often as i can spare them

Stronger than the foundations of the earth!

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ko te vpraša če si gledo lotr nice

riddled with fire, and ash and dust.

What are they saying?

No, I would not take the road through Canterbury unless I had no other choice.

Sell, you fools!

- I think we are. - Gandalf's thinking.

One I’ll turn deserves another

The dwarf breathes so fucking loud we could have shot him in the dark.

Strangers from distant lands, friends of old...

They must decide now how to end it.

The great red nose is ever-bright

Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.

THere is only one lord of the F-47... And he does not share power

You get back here!

You sure you do not suffer needlessly?

After all, why not?

And so life in the Shire goes on Very much as it has this past age

Yet he has shown extraordinary resilience to have come all this week. He needs to log his hours as well..

I don't know what he said in Elvish but it was very saucy in english.

I suggest you take some rest and recover your strength, Master Dwarf.

one spreadsheet to rule them all

Let us hope that our presence may go unnoticed.

Without Dan all hope is lost

- Where am I? - You are in the house of Elrond.

The misogyny will only get worse. Go back to the Shadow!

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to return to the hand of its master.

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The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.

For me, the grief is still too near.

as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales...

So do all who live to see such times...

All Right, Young Sir. I meant no offense.

After all why not? Why shouldn’t I?

And after that, it gets even better.

And I'm sure you will, my dear friend.

The Ring has awoken

Caras Galadhon.

I ain't been droppin no eaves, honest! I ain't been droppin no eaves, honest!

- No! - Pippin!

And my claymores.

Gandalf, We could pass through the Corro Mines

The list of grizzled ancients grows thin…

- If you would but lend me the Ring. - No.

The One Ring. It shall be an heirloom of my kingdom.

So....Trump wins.... What now...

What do they say about him?

Hold out your hand, Frodo.

I was there, Gandalf.

Don't carry the weight of the dead.

Who goes there?

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Remember what Bilbo used to say:

I'm never going to be able to sleep out here.

The language is that of Python 2 which I will not utter here

You shall not pass! Rest in peace little guy.

Down from the door where it began

in every corner of the West!

He's over there, Frodo Baggins.

- He knows about them, doesn't he? - I wouldn't count on it.

Thom trying to get help in TB

I was expecting you sometime last week.

Me when I got back to work after a long vacation I have no memory of this place

I AM OLD, GANDALF

If you're referring to the incident with the skateboard I was barely involved. All your uncle did was break his leg and roll around on the floor

the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a Master Ring...

I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins...

The enemy has many spies in his service:

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If you want the Batch Records Come and claim them

I made a promise Nr Frodo, A promise. Don't you Fuck him samwise gamgee

Tomatoes, sausages, nice, crispy bacon

After all, why not? Why shouldn’t I spend it?

This is beyond my skill to heal. He needs Elvish medicine.

I'm not like you, Bilbo.

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Put it out! That's nice! Ash on my tomatoes!

What is this new bonkery?

The Third Age of this world.

When you hear they pulled down Lee’s statue

They are coming

I'm very selfish, you know.

- I'm going to Mordor alone. - Of course you are.

Going to the glasbak like

one does not simply Fuck a couch

The Ring must be destroyed.

Now, get out of here. Get out!

Very good year. Almost as old as I am.

And I don't mean to.

Patrick auf der party um 20:00

Canada has no king Canada needs no king

He's passing into the shadow world

Warning? Against what?

And they call it a mine

You haven't aged a day.

Let us go through the mines of moria

- Why do you recoil? I am no thief. - You are not yourself.

It must be taken deep into Mordor...

It's late. The road is long.

I have no memory of this purchase

I could make you some eggs if you'd like

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Come, Boromir. Legolas. Gimli, get them up.

drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you.

When Fincher took the Bridgestone

Trust me as you once did.

There is one other who knew that Bilbo had the Ring.

Curse you! Curse you and all the halflings!

Savages need no culture

- They're scattered, divided, leaderless. - There is one who could unite them.

When someone gets ash on your tomatoes Ash on my tomatoes

We shall be the fellowship of the ring

Your doom is near at hand.

One does not simply Drink a shark bowl

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Eu prefiro morrer antes de ver a Seita nas mãos de um Bastuti!

Curse You! And all halfings!

I must see the head of my order. He is both wise and powerful. Trust me, Frodo, he’ll know what to do.

It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.

I was there Gandalf. I was there 5 years ago.

The Ring came to the creature Gollum...

The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep.

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Asking for ME, someone who studies books....

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Take it, Gandalf!

What time do you think we have?

I wish the betta fish had never come to me