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Curse you! And all the grammar nazis!
Sauron, the enemy of the Free Peoples of Middle-earth, was defeated.
NOT WITH 10,000 SIMON’S COULD YOU DO THIS. IT IS FOLLY.
What orders from Mordor, my lord? What does the Eye command?
The skill of the Elves can reforge the sword of kings...
Where are you going? Into the wild.
In the land of Mordor, in the studio lot of Mount Doom...
For another show was made.
and despair.
there is only ONE press secretary!
Questions. Questions that need answering.
Kingsfoil, Aye, It's A Weed.
My wife's Mother's Day Toblerone
I haven't been dropping no eaves, sir. Honest. I was cutting the grass under the window there. If you follow me.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Always proud to cater to the little folk
Have you ever been called home...
One does not simply midgame
Dwarf doors are invisible when closed.
Have to save Maggie. Have to save Jack.
merhaba nasılsın? İyiyim teşekkürler.
Understand, Frodo...
We must get off the mountain!
The fellowship is breaking. It has already begun.
Sam has hardly left your side.
If your referring to the incident with the Venus fly trap, I had barely involved
An airline is never late It arrives precisely when it means to
You can't help me, Sam.
No! No! Gandalf!
Nobody tosses a Dwarf.
If in doubt Always follow your no’s
It’s a dangerous business, Bobbo, going online to date
nor our people fail.
You don't mind if I eat, do you? - No, not at all.
It's simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password and the doors will open.
Put out you fools, put it out!
just ones with picture of LOTR and then captions and comments anything but.
Yes, I am. Very selfish.
This task was appointed to you, BSM. If you do not find a way, no one will.
Very good year
Left.
display it!
Run, Frodo!
One does not simply walk past dice And not add more to your collection
that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword.
He's one of them basshedas Dangerous folk, wandering the charts
is lost.
could not be undone.
When you’re about to leave the bar and fresh meat walks in
So much for the legendary courtesy of the Elves!
I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots.
Your time will come.
You MAGAts breathe so loud we could have shot you in the dark
Against the power of SunRun there can be no victory.
not dark but beautiful, and terrible as the dawn!
You've already had it. We've had one, yes.
The Nine have left Minas Morgul.
the Ring and the Dark Lord.
I fear the grace of Arwen Evenstar will diminish.
one does not simply
Yes, there is weakness. There is frailty.
No Gimli. I would not take the HP job unless I had no other choice
The Hour Grows Late.
by Shire-reckoning.
The language is that of an Architect, which I will not utter here
TFW it's been a late night in the Navy
Jack? what?
That Man in the corner. Who is he?
Your love of the unders has clearly slowed your mind
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Never giving me a moment's peace
- Who then do I trust? - You must trust yourself.
Mountains Gandalf
Hobbits really are amazing creatures.
Lord of Moria.
- And then the mushrooms the week before. - Yes, Pippin. My point is...
This is Nenya, the Ring of Adamant.
All his thought is bent on it.
The Prince of Egypt 1998
My Locks. -Locks?
I'm not at home!
Tired of feeling like a hobbit? No magic ring required
- Done! - You're supposed to stick it in the ground.
Doing Cryo as two can with vault 5 key
But my own adventure turned out to be quite different.
Mind who you're sweet-talking.
Bilbo had a shirt of mithril rings that Thorin gave him.
Drums in the deep…
We put it away. We keep it hidden. We never speak of it again.
If you want him, come and claim him.
I haven't been dropping no eaves, sir. Honest. I was cutting the grass under the window there. If you follow me.
I wish the idea had never come to me.
Help him, Strider! He’s been stabbed by garden shears. He needs Elvish medicine.
forsaking the immortal life of your people.
Not that it matters. You come and go as you please. Always have and always will.
Two eyes. As often as I can spare them.
Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?
- I think I'll just have another ale. - Oh, no, you don't.
It is a burden he should never have had to bear.
I have to leave the Shire.
Stay here.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Orcs with Goblin-men.
My heart tells me that Micah has some part to play yet, for good or ill...
There was one thing.
I Will be dead before i see the septer in the hands of an austrailian
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Scared of who you are, of what you are.
with a soft mattress and a lovely feather pillow.
He is dead, then.
How many did you eat?
"Librarian? Can you help me with this?"
From there, our road turns east to Mordor.
what is this fellowship?
That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived.
I'm getting one
an impassable labyrinth of razor-sharp rocks.
The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.
The FUCKING dwarve breathes so loud We could have shot him in the Dark!
What about streameast? Meth? VIP box? Sportsurge? First row?
A Wizard is never early nor late
Quest edge of knife
2 hours into rto
Well, here's one Dwarf she won't ensnare so easily.
when the kahoot big fish nears the kahoot submarine and us when we hear that:
There are older and fouler things than curl cves in the deep places of the datacenter
I will be dead before I see the Septer in the hands of an Australian .
I SAW LEONARD NIMOY JOIN FROZEN IN CARBONITE...
I don't know why I took you in after your mother and father died...
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History became legend Legend became myth
I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.
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Baggins.
The MECH ICD is yours now
This is not even a LOTR or The Hobbit or The Silmarillion page.
- I'm giving it to you! - Don't tempt me, Frodo!
- Merry, it's Frodo Baggins. - Hello, Frodo.
Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
What about second shiny set?
You carry the fate of us all little one
They are coming……
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You will taste Man-flesh!
Kingsfoil, Aye, It's A Weed.
to hold it again, one last time.
It is in Corin that we must place our hope
Quietly now. It's a four-day journey to the other side.
are easily corrupted.
It's my job to ask questions after night fall.
Elven rope made of hithlain.
He's passing into the Shadow World. He'll soon become a Wraith like them.
Is that so hard?
transportwinks driving! HIDE!
What do they eat when they can't get Narga?
BUT WHAT ABOUT
one does not simply...
Never TRUST AN ELF!
Frodo.
Mordori nyelven írodott,de én meg nem szólalok rajta
One small cup is enough to balance the hormones of a grown woman!
the 3 stars breathe so loud we could've shot them in the dark
And the tower guard shall take up the call:
Come on, come in!
I would have drank with you to the end Into the very fires of stupor
Old Toby. The finest weed in the South farthing.
There is much you have yet to do.
Bilbo, the ring is still in your pocket.
Now we must face The long dark of the workday
I give you the light of Earendil...
Got any pore of them nice shiny, Fords?
cast it onto the monitor!
and my third cousin, twice removed...
He's one of them bassheads Dangerous folk, wandering the charts
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?
you'll be all right.
I could make you some eggs if you'd...
If your seeking to relieve yourself we got some nice hobbit sized urinals
of all my numerous relations...
A boss is never late, Michael Shorey He arrives precisely when he means to...
There are markings.
you were the one Baggins that showed real spirit.
You carry the fate of us all, Robert.
I would use this ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
ripe meat off the bone!
NOBODY THROWS A PADDY
it's heard its master's call
Have to Crow.
Frodo!
send them all to me!
You caught me a bit unprepared. We've only got cold chicken and a bit of pickle...
Needless were none of the deeds of Gandalf in life.
Almost as old as I am!
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But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly.
It is over.
He was taken by both Shadow and flame.
you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace
Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind.
It is pity that stayed Bilbo's hand.
I would rather share one lifetime with you...
Sam!
A mine!
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All right, then. Keep your wonderful secrets.
A lament for Gandalf.
We do not yet know his full purpose.
The grid is thin, sort of stretched like butter scraped over too much bread
That's nice, Merry.
There’s no need to get angry
His eye is fixed on Rivendell
the Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience to its evil.
Our people.
I don’t suppose we’ll ever see chugs again
I feel thin.
Fly, you fools!
when Isildur took the Ring.
You cannot use racism. None of us can.
Then you did what I could not.
ARGEL!
War is brewing.
Gandalf.
Oh, Sam.
An audit is a gift
What about second uno?
Why shouldn’t i drink it
Gandalf?
Three were given to the Elves:
If I'm angry, it's your fault
A bitch is never late
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002
If you want it, come and claim it.
There is only one Lord of the Walk
And to you Andrew Poxon
Almost as old as I am!
We're going to see the Elves.
And into this Rings of Power he poured his cruelty, his greed...
I will do it
who had this one chance to destroy evil forever.
It has come to me.
And my tired ass.
and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.
Taken by the Dark Powers...
- Come on! Faster! - Jump!
Today is my 35th Birthday!
Grubbs, Chubbs...
Speech, Bilbo!
Look, Frodo. It's Mr. Bilbo's trolls.
Never trust the French!
Oh, really?
We may.
I wish the betta fish had never come to me
You Are Fuckin Epic
Do not let your hearts be troubled. Go now and rest...
this will be a night to remember.
- Help! - Get off him!