Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Welcome to what the home fans call the "Dogtrack."

It ain't easy to explain but you know it when you see it

You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot.

We're gonna have to do something to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man.

-Hi. -Hey, how you doing?

Whoa. Thank you, Coach.

No, actually, the whole reason I'm here is 'cause I'm having a little trouble

you should take your sweater off first, pal.

I'm not always sure what's a joke and what isn't.

Well, I respect you didn't hurry.

Start getting better on Monday. Until then--

Roy, mate, if you're gonna go to the shower,

[fans shouting]

You're gonna love this story.

'cause it's all about controlling possession.

And all this time I thought men couldn’t multitask

-Roy. -Oh, here's a good one.

[whistle blows]

-I saw the match. -Oh, yeah? What'd you think?

-What's black and white and red all over? -I don't know. What?

Stop. Ted, I'm sorry.

-Yeah. -Oh, thank you.

A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion.

How about that? We'll aim him right at the door there for you.

Is there a second option?

Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did

Coach, what's-- what's this?

-Coach, I'm me. -Mm-hmm.

[Higgins grunts]

Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs, huh?

-I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear. -There we go.

I know it would mean a lot to the guys if y'all just came down, joined in.

Now, look, I know the kid's gonna be a star.

We got 90 minutes to prove 'em wrong, yeah?

You know, help keep me safe while I'm away.

This is lovely.

Let's set up for the next shot.

Morning Maria Morning Fab

The only bright spot being the defensive play of Sam Obisanya.

All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa!

-♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪ -[children shouting, laughing]

-[reporters laugh] -[reporter 3] Coach. Coach.

[Arlo] And there you go.

[sighs] That's a long time to wait, Ted.

[Arlo] Here we go.

in case that little turkey Ernie Lounds comes back around, huh?

That's it. Away you go.

Uh, well, Rupert and I are no longer together, so, uh...

Wanker! Wanker!

And if the Internet has taught us anything,

[Colin chuckles]

Except without all that (Tasmanian Devil Babble)

but that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles]

[chuckling] Oh, come on now. I would not bet on that.

Lions are powerful and majestic and rule the jungle.

Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats.

Go on, give us another bite.

you know, it's christina's birthday. go ahead, get some sugar in your system.