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Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick.
Bird by Bird, Coach.
You know what? I'll start bringing these to ya every morning.
[chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me a whole bunch of these.
Go on now.
-[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps]
Biscuits with the boys!
Okay, you heard the man.
[players cheering]
First concert, Kenny Rogers, right?
Oh! Oh, hey now.
-[reporters clamoring] -I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
WANKER
'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet.
we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room.
Expats in their home country after getting used to German Beer
It's a goldfish.
[trumpets]
-Mm. -[laughs]
Ted, you know what might convince me?
[continues singing]
. .
[Ted] Ooh.
-Can I have a bite? Mm. -Yeah. There you go.
Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker."
-[chuckles] -Uh, oh!
[Ted] All right, catch you later, boss.
Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that.
Ah... Fuck!
I don't know how often they actually do that.
while you were married.
Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday.
Uh-oh, here's trouble.
-Go on, give us one more bite. -Here you go.
Okay.
That's all we got for you, except for one thing.
No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all.
WANKERS GOT IT WRONG! (good for us, bad for them)
Be a goldfish Sam Yeah?
[gags]
Hey, let's shake this one off, all right?
[Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids.
Wanker
[reporters clamoring]
Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure.
-He's a lion. -Definitely lion.