Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Long-form certificate of live birth.

Question one. Will you pledge today to somehow reduce taxes

We want someone born here!

Well, you did manage to get a tremendous urine sample.

Care to evade these compelling charges?

so I can then claim it's a fake.

Keep it on the news, put him on the defensive.

I'll come. As long as there's no xenophobes there.

Would I have to have been born right before your eyes?

and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel.

So far, so good. Then what?

Morbo interrupts Bowling For Quatloos

Patriotism, good. Where is it?

Yeah ! That'll show those poor!

defeat Richard Nixon.

I've heard reports you weren't actually born on Earth.

ls he a draft dodger? Sex offender? Sex dodger?

Yes, the robot with the megaphone jumping up and down.

And the first runner-up,

We, the people, did it!

of an ancient time travel code.

Who wants to help me break into the hospital in Kenya?

No. I mean, yes.

with these convenient "Reelect Nixon" ass stickers. Go, Nixon !

Please don't look for my Earth certificate.

Two words. Condor attack.

Right after these 800 people get it.