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I have no Earth certificate.
You Ruth Bader believe it!
Senator, in the last 1 0 seconds,
And furthermore, by golly, I promise to cut taxes for the rich
Richard Nixon, running unopposed,
I'm 40% wire.
We have a saying up in Alaska.
Then show us your Earth whatchacallit.
Hospital ho!
Yeah !
even after I begged you not to.
The rest of you aren't voting for him, are you?
In the flesh.
Too bad your pal Nixon lost, Bender.
Who here is tired of illegal space aliens taking our good Earth jobs?
Wait. . . I am a robot named B. B. Rodriguez.
I don't remember.
And that appealed to me, for whatever reason.
Does anyone have any questions?