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But he won't because he's too cowardly.
Here's how we'll get our dog back.
Lisa, this is your mother.
Roll them bones. Three craps.
- Ha, ha, gotcha. - Well, two can play at that game.
"Grow a mustache," says the wife.
- But I'm not sure we should go in there. - Mom, we need him for our plan.
Unlike our current spokesman.
- ...and so was ruled to have supplied it." - Good.
- Whoo! - Ooh, party.
Hey, boy. This is your commercial.
Ha, ha. Don't! Stop it!
Okay, we'll use a plan.
- ...it'll be an affront to God himself. - Can it have a rope ladder...
Flames? Searing pain? A black cat?
Let me think. How did that beautiful young naked lady in Jaws...
My wads!
That dog is a coward.
Family head count.
I'm sorry, we have a six-month residency limit.
No one told me there'd be pulling.
Uh, things your toothbrush might say.
...until my life was saved by this sweet little kitty.
...Navy paratroopers will jump from their planes...
Tight-wad