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My wads!
"Grow a mustache," says the wife.
Uh, things your toothbrush might say.
- But I'm not sure we should go in there. - Mom, we need him for our plan.
- Ha, ha, gotcha. - Well, two can play at that game.
Roll them bones. Three craps.
Let me think. How did that beautiful young naked lady in Jaws...
Unlike our current spokesman.
No one told me there'd be pulling.
Ha, ha. Don't! Stop it!
Family head count.
Tight-wad
- Whoo! - Ooh, party.
Lisa, this is your mother.
But he won't because he's too cowardly.
...Navy paratroopers will jump from their planes...
That dog is a coward.
Here's how we'll get our dog back.
Hey, boy. This is your commercial.
- ...it'll be an affront to God himself. - Can it have a rope ladder...
- ...and so was ruled to have supplied it." - Good.
Okay, we'll use a plan.
...until my life was saved by this sweet little kitty.
Flames? Searing pain? A black cat?
I'm sorry, we have a six-month residency limit.