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You know how much it's gonna cost to fix that fridge?
But you'll notice, I didn't come home and take it out on you.
I suppose you're right.
At this rate, six months.
Not beige, not pink.
Okay.
What if I hold a pillow over your face
Go to sleep.
Fine. I'd rather not speak to any of you.
[screaming]
now that's what gets me out of bed in the morning.
You've been a wonderful teacher,
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
[alarm beeping]
♪ Slow ride Fun fact,
New subject.
♪ Got to get your lovin'
♪ Hold me [caws]
That was my thought.
to take apart the refrigerator
[quivering breath]
[cackles]
Yeah, right.
I saw you.
Hey, nobody asked your opinion.
Yes, sir.
chewing,
Want an egg?
[crying loudly]
chewing, cutlery scraping against plates,
Where'd you get it?
[groans] If you believe that,