Jed Becomes a Banker - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E24]

Hey, let's all go together.

How?

Well, I never tried for it today.

Now I have a suggestion for you.

Well, if you two go to shootin' clay birds, don't expect me to cook them.

Tell me, Mr... Mr. Trampin, how's it happen that you're vice president of this bank here?

Now hold on.

I don't know whether it'll fit you or not.

Few scrawny squirrels and rabbits, it ain't worth a cartridge.

Well, Drysdale, is this true?

You call me Bill.

New man, just getting settled in.

Howdy there, Miss Hathaway, Mr. Drysdale.

Any statement about tomorrow's match, gentlemen?

Ah, there ain't nothing to shoot up in these hills.

Business before pleasure, gentlemen.

Why, Hawkeye Crandall could kick... Hawkeye Crandall, my aunt Nellie!

I shall begin again.

And he says, well, say, speaking of Mr. Drysdale, here he comes.

I tell you what, you grab a handful of matches, we'll stick them in the ground alongside that wall out front, we sit on the porch, and we'll take turns lighting them with our rifles.

I've got a new cashier that can out-shoot Davy Crockett.

Now just a minute, Drysdale.

I know it ain't real shooting, but I tell you what, we won't take dead aim, we'll snapshoot them.

Any luck?

Sit down, sit down.