Jed Becomes a Banker - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E24]

You done busted them, didn't you?

Ellie May can go, too, if she wants.

No?

The bank's still open.

Howdy there, Bill.

By George, they mean something.

I tell you what, you grab a handful of matches, we'll stick them in the ground alongside that wall out front, we sit on the porch, and we'll take turns lighting them with our rifles.

Mr. Drysdale, I am shocked to say the least.

Miss Hathaway, the trophy may not be lost.

Not until we first have a little meeting with Mr. Pendleton.

Boy, that wall ain't no more than two or three hundred feet from the porch.

With a rifle?

Miss, may I... may I have a copy of this?

Well, Emae, wouldn't you like to try to hit one of the targets?

Shocked and disillusioned.

He said, Mr. Clampett, you are the kind of man I need for vice president because you are a straight shooter.

Oh, you know how folks hang a nickname on you?

I reckon he's just trying to be nice.

This trophy is symbolic of that competition.

You see, I come into a little money here a while back.

Hospital?

All heart.

Well, we'll see.

Oh, fine, fine.

J.D.