Jed Becomes a Banker - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E24]

Mr. Hacker, it may interest you to know that the employee I have chosen to be my teammate has never in his entire life shot one single solitary clay bird.

The trick is not to get a bee.

You see, the object of the game is to break the target.

It might snug, but I reckon it'll do.

Not until we first have a little meeting with Mr. Pendleton.

Yeah, Ma's been wanting to go back and see Jeffrey.

Fling!

Where should a vice president be?

Sorry about that.

Your bank hasn't won in two years.

Well, that's a good surprise.

Now just a minute, Drysdale.

Oh, we just smear a little sorghum on the wall and get them when they buzz in for a landing.

I've been helping the critter doctor over to the zoo, and he let me bring this here one home because its ma was being mean to it.

I can't even see the sorghum.

I'll give you a statement.

Are you J.D.

How do folks live in these Beverly Hills without the necessities of life?

Get out of my bank.

Pearl don't care nothing about shooting.

Now, hold on just a minute.

This is Scrandle's skeet jacket.

And since Mr. Clampett here just happened to be my vice president... Sure was a stroke of luck for me to get that job just in time to shoot with you.

I tell you what, you grab a handful of matches, we'll stick them in the ground alongside that wall out front, we sit on the porch, and we'll take turns lighting them with our rifles.

Pull!