Jed Becomes a Banker - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E24]

Clampett, my new vice president.

You see, the object of the game is to break the target.

Pull up in front of the bank, Jeff, throw and wait for me.

I tell you what, you grab a handful of matches, we'll stick them in the ground alongside that wall out front, we sit on the porch, and we'll take turns lighting them with our rifles.

See?

And I can't go and leave little Jethro.

No, but this year's a special one.

Surely your wife's exaggerating, Chief.

Now just a minute, Drysdale.

Yes.

Rifles?

Here's the trophy mine for keeps, Billy.

Well, thank you, but you see, my teammate has to be someone who works at the bank.

Pearl don't care nothing about shooting.

Hawkeye, how bad are you hurt?

I don't know whether it'll fit you or not.

How far away?

Mr. Clabbard, what are you doing here?

I mean, these targets.

I'll get the truck.

Meet Mr. J.D.

Neither can I. Oh, Uncle Jet ain't missed one yet.

Chief, haven't you heard the expression, it's not that you win or lose, but how you played the game?

No, that wouldn't be sporting.

He shattered it.