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She's really... deep.
so it's rather more important than a cup of tea for that racist bitch.
I think they're going upstairs to have sex together.
and, in the meantime, I'm just going to relax and have a nice evening.
Do you want to talk about it, love?
Yes, we've heard! Thank you.
- Take all of it. I'll have some in the morning. - I am!
No, thanks, that's really kind of you.
I'm not bothered, anyway.
A swimming pool? What do you do in it?
Yeah. I do.
No, no, I expect you were too busy smashing my digital photo frame.
But then you can also wear it...
- Oh, that was a long night for you, you poor wee thing. - Mm.
Mm-hm.
What a fucking waste of time.
The year would've been a lot quicker.
- I bet that was nice. - Michael...
- Looks nice, doesn't it? - Oh, it's lovely.
Oh.
- Well, it tasted better than it looked. - Move on.
- And a capital P. - Thank you.
- Very nice. - Yeah.
- The girls got me them. - Ah.
Stop being a drama queen!