Butt Trouble - Squidbillies [S02E02]

The middle one says he's homosexual.

Send the Blackhawks up, kill us all!

turn my back for one damn three-day bender, and you transsexualate yourself into a damn woman?

Well, that there's a stress ball.

What's a bear look like?

Ah, you can't give birth to Dracula.

Come on, you haven't even touched this gingerbread.

I don't know where and I don't care.

Every American has the right to life.

You gotta be a Dracula to give birth to a Dracula.

Russell, fetch my glasses.

Oh, man.

Time box.

Abloh, Mandelabagus, Pentaculous, Bin-Turpenoise, Farn-Tormion, Grisco, Dovin, Nekta, Grabot, Frontonion, Smekterufus, Fontenox, Trick-and-Dance, Tenochtor, Pontilefumerian, Pudinox,

No, Rusty.

Hey, boy, you better not be touching my BB gun.

What do you think you're doing there, Early?

And while I don't understand how Rusty might have conceived... Diplorubisomal sexual osmosis.

Oh, no, wait a minute.

Just like a crawdaddy.

So, Lord, as part of your bizarre secret plan that we don't understand, maybe have one of those bad things happen, just this once?

And I'm angry cause you piss me off.

I think that's the bullet.

I'm about to slap your lips.

Squids?