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I didn't answer the phone, you numbhead. You did.
-Listen, there it is again. -What?
because they don't even believe him anymore.
Put down your guns or the girI just drew her Iast breath.
I here deputize both of you as Deputy Sheriffs of Hazzard County.
I mean, that's the American way.
That's what they caII in poIice circIes as...
I may forget names and faces, but I don't forget other things.
WeII...
I'm not going anywhere.
I just Iove it when peopIe get out of the way for me.
-Enos. -I'm sorry.
Gagged me and took the transfer papers.
That's the one.
As for Cooter and Enos...
It's just Iike I aIways say...
Me, too.
You know, the funny part is old Rosco really believes that.
Yeah, l guess you can, too.
and indecent exposure.
They give him the hives.
-Boys, I got something for you. -What's that, Rosco?
I figured we'd put a huge Ferris wheeI...
you're gonna seII that GeneraI Lee of theirs to cover fines and damages.
because you just might be about to get your record broken.
Bo, you get the feeIing this is just ain't our day?
You boys have a job to do, don't you?
They must have cut down that next street. Let's go.
Trust me, they went that way.
ever use the word ''free'' in my presence.
Sheriff Rosco didn't say nothing about nobody going...
You sure do Iook famiIiar, honey.
Them boys are escaped convicts impersonating poIice officers.
That better do it.
That's what we heard, but a gun ain't no way to settIe nothing.
Bye, feIIas.
You hayseeds must think you're reaI tough.
Don't shoot.
at the Hazzard County snipe-hunting contest...
Bye, ma'am.
You can't use fewer words than that.
Daisy, you....
Sure hate to mess up the pretty paint job.
Now, Cindy Lou and MaybeIIe are money in the bank.