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right there in front of some kid's birthday party.
Congratulations on your act of valor.
'cause it's not, dude. You have to have a better idea than this.
I want a card with my face on it
Neko Musume and friends: Hounds! Hounds, hounds, hounds!
Come here, I'm gonna whisper in your ear. Weird naked choke!
beer, methamphetamines,
working at Easy As Pie, her and Gramps' pizza chain.
- It's a different idea. - All right,
I hate this, so if we could leave right now...
and that's exactly what you are, man.
You're not even that good at sword fighting anymore!
ALL: Hounds! Hounds, hounds, hounds!
There it is.
Yeah.
Hey, it's me, Adam, your relative DeMamp.
(SCREAMING)
I would like a lifetime subscription to pizza.
because DeMamp family gatherings are off the chain.
Hello?
You're usually down to your G-string by now.
Now you have to just leave him for us or I'm gonna have to call the police,
Coming right up, Pops.
Just tell me where they are.
This doesn't seem like a wake.
Now, now, just one second. You promised me free pizza.
Damn right, Gramps was a paratrooper,
Uh, have you ever noticed, though,
- (ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) - I'm a hero!
We crush!
When it gets hard, it freaking unravels.
Admittedly, you look sick, like you're dying from something.
me and mom figured the most logical thing to do
Taught him that move myself.
One night, I got too revved up,
Besides, I haven't seen you commit an act of valor,
(SINGING) You gotta be fresh