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I want a card with my face on it
Congratulations on your act of valor.
One night, I got too revved up,
Just tell me where they are.
(SCREAMING)
This doesn't seem like a wake.
right there in front of some kid's birthday party.
You're usually down to your G-string by now.
beer, methamphetamines,
'cause it's not, dude. You have to have a better idea than this.
Neko Musume and friends: Hounds! Hounds, hounds, hounds!
Damn right, Gramps was a paratrooper,
working at Easy As Pie, her and Gramps' pizza chain.
There it is.
(SINGING) You gotta be fresh
Yeah.
Coming right up, Pops.
- (ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) - I'm a hero!
because DeMamp family gatherings are off the chain.
Admittedly, you look sick, like you're dying from something.
Taught him that move myself.
Hey, it's me, Adam, your relative DeMamp.
and that's exactly what you are, man.
me and mom figured the most logical thing to do
You're not even that good at sword fighting anymore!
Hello?
ALL: Hounds! Hounds, hounds, hounds!
When it gets hard, it freaking unravels.
I hate this, so if we could leave right now...
Now, now, just one second. You promised me free pizza.
Uh, have you ever noticed, though,
- It's a different idea. - All right,
Now you have to just leave him for us or I'm gonna have to call the police,
I would like a lifetime subscription to pizza.
Besides, I haven't seen you commit an act of valor,
Come here, I'm gonna whisper in your ear. Weird naked choke!
We crush!
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