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You don't seem terribly enthusiastic.
Not a good time, Sheldon.
"Why weren't you Sheldon?"
That was unpleasant.
I NEED TO BECOME A JEWISH PERSON
A yarmulke. A yama-what?
I don't need the world knowing my business.
How late?Two days.
Wait here, I'm-a go get you some eggs.
heat of the moment.
[knocking on door]SHELDON: Great news!
with sliced pickles and...
she was moved to tears. I don't know how I do it.
Hello.
Who would be in charge of that?
It is a coaster I crocheted at Bible camp.
Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper.
[knocking on door]SHELDON: Mom?
If I'm pregnant, George is gonna flip out.
Okay, anytime...
No, no.
Really?Quiz me.
of the 20th century.
This just wasn't part of our plan.
hanging over his pants?Mom?
Okay.
What happened? Did it hurt your fingers?No.
Well, when I presented them with my plan,
but I'm gonna need a raise.
I love the first three.
That's true.
Hey, Connie.
I really can.
freaked out about having twins.