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DAVE: Uh...
Why don't you do the honors.
Thank you.
Oh, sure. Sure.
I have to finish that Newt Gingrich piece.
Yeah. Yeah.
because we do have to get back to work.
Who cares? You can buy them anywhere!
if not dozens of rats,
Part Doberman,
Is that necessary? I don't think we have roaches.
I ate a pizza crust off the floor.
And when you do die,
Missing most of his tail,
I didn't know that.
Jack? Liver cancer.
Oh, yeah. I guess, uh,
You don't want to know.
they could be your next-door neighbor,
He didn't. He's still alive, 16 years old,
This cannot be denied.
'Ow ya doin', guvnor...
He was a wonderful animal.
He's trying to pull the other ones out.
Oh! Right.
Sir, I'm sorry.
are no longer with us,
Dump them, Dave.
Uh... let me think.
part rottweiler,
They look like you and me,
I don't know about you guys,
Oh, come on, Bill.
It's just horrible.
usually after work,
when that cow got loose, huh?
of killing small animals just to impress us.
humanity
Dave?
white with a racing stripe.
to a man without a heart.
Oh, I see.
let me ask you something.