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‐ Oh, man, you were right. I'm not nice.
‐ Jesse, ugh, you left the Pretend‐O‐Deck open again.
Would you like to continue our discussion of who is hotter, Peeta or Gale?
how the hell Vanbo keeps surviving planetary destruction.
‐ Stop watching me. ‐ It's working.
‐ Oh, this is gonna be a long night.
and [whimpers] not for babies.
‐ You're offering to hold my purse? ‐ Correct.
‐ Yes. ‐ No, it was mean.
‐ Well, I found out Lawrence started‐‐ ‐ Who cares?
I'll be able to find her when I'm in heaven.
because the drive‐thru gave us an extra order of fries.
to a witch for a PS4.
‐ Place your Pupa in a one‐centimeter‐deep pool of pigment
‐ A lot smaller than I remember.
Stop it!
device to travel back in time, return to the home world,
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
Now all we have to do is hit the wallet back out.
We've gotta be in some fucked up Strange Days Altered States Lawnmower Man
and that I don't know what I'm doing with the Pupa.
to places they've stood in the past.
[squishing]
‐ In the previous time stream, Vanbo surely died on Shlorp.
which I can give you?
Is there something you've lost that you can't remember
‐ I've missed you so much.
‐ Maybe we're in a Tron. ‐ Don't egg him on.
I know you guys attacked me with your time stick on Shlorp.
when was the last time I needed Shlorpian money to pay for something?
Mm‐mm, it's Vanbi, also spelled with an "I."
‐ Yumyulack, my friend, recognizing you suck
Inside are two AA batteries and a Harry Potter whistle.
‐ Oh, it's gonna blow! ‐ Ah!
I thought we locked it up. ‐ How does he keep getting that thing?
‐ Yes, his body will be vaporized by the asteroid.
Truly the mark of an advanced society. Except for the panic zones.
‐ Shut your fucking mouth! ‐ A‐ha!
I just want you to like me without earning it.
‐ Look at us, we're ballers. ‐ We are ballers, ho ho.
‐ Because it's your job, Terry. I fix the ship, you take care of the Pupa.
disgusting cold slime even if it tastes like dust.
‐ Now you're talking.
‐ Oh, that's perfect, Terry. I will now use the stick
Total derf.
and nursed back to health by a very special person.