Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Doesn't that seem a bit excessive? - No, no, no, no, no.
Hang on, hang on, don't you wanna just
Darling, why don't you clean yourself up,
- That's sent by mistake. - No, no, that's really good.
And Elton's got himself a girlfriend now.
- That's a cool hat. - Yeah?
♪ Is the one danger zone ♪
♪ The golden age Was somehow bittersweet ♪
♪ It's a little bit funny ♪
♪ Even like steak On a Saturday night ♪
I'd discovered records.
♪ I'm still standing ♪
♪ I'll miss my life ♪
- Hi, Bernie. - Good morning.
Elton.
It's happening, guys.
Hmm.
you have an amazing voice, and I'm telling you,
so I can get a sense of where you're up to?
This is the part you gotta do on your own.
♪ Oh, from a bottle of wine! ♪
♪ And if you need to know While I'm still standing ♪
♪ Looking for an answer ♪
- Hello. - You were amazing!
You're so humble, it's embarrassing.
Hmm?
Miserable bastard.
♪ Through the years a theory Can grow cold ♪
- You like it? - I do like it, yeah.
I've got a couple of weeks' leave.
♪ Around my heart ♪
And it's gonna be a wild ride.
Thank you for coming in. Will I hear from you, or...
Apparently, the Queen Mother is a big fan.
- It's never gonna last. - Well...
Just taking a meeting.
♪ Back to the howling old owl In the woods ♪
♪ She's got electric boots A mohair suit ♪
This is your career and our business at stake.
Perfect.
And you know what? I should've sacked you when you left me.
♪ And I think it's gonna be A long, long time ♪
- Mum, you're on my gown. - Don't be rude.
Well, looks like things worked out really well second time around, Dad.
Not really my thing.
- It's this really cool folk club in LA. - Yeah, we know what it is, Ray.
♪ I have seen the spectre ♪
Bernie, you are under-reacting.
Do you ever get anything like that?
If our sleeping arrangements get out...
- It's only on Saturdays. - I've things to do on weekends.
- ♪ When I was down ♪ - ♪ I was your clown ♪
I'm saving to get lessons.
♪ I'm looking for a dolly Who'll see me right ♪
♪ Saturday Saturday ♪
♪ A rocket man ♪
I just hope you realize you're choosing a life
Be totally packed. You're gonna love it.
♪ Once I never coulda Hoped to win ♪
We can't give them anything to speculate on.
♪ What I really mean ♪
What a waste of time.
Yeah, we've even got some of your records.
♪ Bitch, bitch ♪
When's that ever stopped anybody?
Who wants to go to a party at Mama Cass's?
Forgive each other.
♪ My sister looks cute In her braces and boots ♪
Okay, okay. Then we'll tell Doug to refund everyone's ticket,
and how people perceive him as he ascends into the heavens.
Granted, America's a bit of a gamble,
Hey, I've opened the fucking house.
You can be anyone you want. What do you really want?
♪ Ooh ♪
Your little friend is a homosexual.
♪ Your blood like winter Freezes just like ice ♪
Give me a chance.
♪ Ooh, I gave you my key ♪
Why are you here, Reg?
What were you like as a child, Elton?
I'm gonna go to the teepee with Heather.
But for me, rock 'n' roll is an 87 million-dollar-a-year industry.
He was always hugging me.
Do you like country and western music?
- Is he? - Mm-hmm.
♪ And skimming stones ♪
♪ I'm not one of those who can ♪
Crumbs! That was energetic!
♪ LA lady ♪
Right. Got to go.