Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ You could never know What it's like ♪
♪ Just a different kind ♪
Yeah, no, yeah, you should go for a pint.
♪ Bitch, bitch ♪
- Yes. - Hi. How do you do?
You're not scared you're not good without it,
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
I know it all seems a bit overwhelming at first,
♪ Although I search myself ♪
♪ Why can't they talk it over? ♪
♪ They said get back Honky cat! ♪
♪ Saturday ♪
♪ I've finally decided My future lies ♪
I think it's a really good idea.
Turn off the light. Go to sleep.
I gave everything to keep something
♪ Traveling show ♪
I mean, America. Wide open spaces.
♪ Bennie ♪
Every time we open a paper,
♪ I'm still standing ♪
♪ Toughening up ♪
♪ Bennie and the Jets ♪
half a pound of prime mince and a string of sausages.
So you like the song then?
♪ Seamstress for the band ♪
- Hello. - Hello.
It's on me hands.
♪ That you are a cowboy ♪
♪ He has been here too ♪
It is a lovely place. You should see it.
♪ Count the headlights On the highway ♪
Things are serious now.
What do you really want?
♪ He's my brother ♪
not with some asshole who doesn't give a shit about me
♪ Well, I quit those days ♪
♪ He's scoring more ♪
Mmm.
And a cocaine addict.
Dick wants us back in London to start the new album.
♪ 'Cause Saturday night's Alright for fighting ♪
♪ And it's getting More and more absurd ♪
♪ Sorry seems to be The hardest word ♪
Swindon. Or wherever the hell we are.
if you took the slightest bit of interest in me or this family.
Bye.
♪ I'm still standing ♪
and they all need backup.
What about the fact that you're a fag?
♪ And build you up A house of love ♪
We're songwriting.
- Because you're driving me away. - Mmm.
You don't have to put up with this, Reg.
Tell you what, I'll write you a check. Hmm?
♪ Say, Candy and Ronnie Have you seen them yet? ♪
You tied me down with that kid years ago,
Where there was darkness, there is now you.
What are you doing in my office?
Mr. Reid.
♪ Don't feel nothing ♪
Oh, no, thanks.
- ♪ I want love ♪ - ♪ Won't break me down ♪
- ♪ That's all right ♪ - ♪ That's all right ♪
I sing, too.
♪ From Soho down to Brighton I must've played them all ♪
- After you, Mr. James. - Thank you, Raymond.
Well, how do you think I felt?
Look, there's loads of work and commitments, tours, etcetera.
Dick, I don't wanna appear ungrateful,
and be rid of you and this bloody house!
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch Oh, the bitch is back! ♪
♪ You know they can't Hold you forever ♪
then we're back here for two more shows, and then...
All right. Enough of this bullshit.
There's nothing wrong with success. Or pleasure.
- all of this is gone. - Right.
So, you want something to drink? Get these guys whatever they want.
Anyway, I took his advice, told Arabella.
It used to just be the two of us.
"Lovely guy" is not a job.
Never has been.
Here we go. Come here, come here. Excited?
- Okay. - Things are going crazy. I've extended our stay.
♪ Rise above the broken rails ♪
- Nice job. - Nice suit.
It all just comes to you. You don't do anything.
♪ But I ain't seen Nothing like him In any amusement hall ♪
Hang on. Now, let's not be hasty, because the thing is,
You know, just be yourself, Reg?
How are you? So good to see you, man.
♪ There's a man over there ♪
- I'm sorry. - I know.
- You okay? - Yeah.
♪ Check in On my very best friend ♪
Maybe we should get him some lessons.
Hello, hello, Australia. G'day.
♪ That old tough-man routine Up her sleeves ♪
When are you going to hug me?
♪ Hold me closer, tiny dancer ♪
♪ I want love ♪
You have to get over that silly shyness.
All right, Elton John the piano player.
It's nothing personal, Dick.
- Yeah. - That's cool.
Why can't we just, you know, both of us just disappear together?
What do you want, Elton?
They won't bite. Have a word.
- It was so good! You were brilliant. - Thanks.
And you're gonna have to talk to your parents.
♪ Holy Moses I have been removed ♪
♪ And there's a cold And lonely light ♪
♪ You just fade away ♪
Excuse me.
♪ Till touchdown brings Me 'round again to find ♪
Bloody hell, I'm gonna shoot the next piano player
I'm just gonna check they know what they're doing.
These guys are special. I've got an instinct for these things.