Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bloody hell, I'm gonna shoot the next piano player
I think it's a really good idea.
Dick wants us back in London to start the new album.
What about the fact that you're a fag?
♪ Rise above the broken rails ♪
♪ Well, I quit those days ♪
Bye.
- It was so good! You were brilliant. - Thanks.
They won't bite. Have a word.
♪ Saturday ♪
♪ Why can't they talk it over? ♪
- ♪ I want love ♪ - ♪ Won't break me down ♪
Mmm.
♪ But I ain't seen Nothing like him In any amusement hall ♪
- You okay? - Yeah.
♪ He's scoring more ♪
♪ I've finally decided My future lies ♪
Dick, I don't wanna appear ungrateful,
Maybe we should get him some lessons.
Oh, no, thanks.
Tell you what, I'll write you a check. Hmm?
♪ Toughening up ♪
Turn off the light. Go to sleep.
♪ I'm still standing ♪
- Yeah. - That's cool.
then we're back here for two more shows, and then...
Here we go. Come here, come here. Excited?
- I'm sorry. - I know.
♪ And build you up A house of love ♪
♪ You just fade away ♪
And you're gonna have to talk to your parents.
You have to get over that silly shyness.
♪ 'Cause Saturday night's Alright for fighting ♪
- Because you're driving me away. - Mmm.
- Hello. - Hello.
Hang on. Now, let's not be hasty, because the thing is,
♪ They said get back Honky cat! ♪
and be rid of you and this bloody house!
♪ Say, Candy and Ronnie Have you seen them yet? ♪
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch Oh, the bitch is back! ♪
It is a lovely place. You should see it.
Things are serious now.
I'm just gonna check they know what they're doing.
You don't have to put up with this, Reg.
Excuse me.
I know it all seems a bit overwhelming at first,
♪ And it's getting More and more absurd ♪
if you took the slightest bit of interest in me or this family.
- Yes. - Hi. How do you do?
I gave everything to keep something
♪ And there's a cold And lonely light ♪
♪ From Soho down to Brighton I must've played them all ♪
How are you? So good to see you, man.
So you like the song then?
♪ He has been here too ♪
♪ Just a different kind ♪
It's on me hands.
You know, just be yourself, Reg?
♪ You know they can't Hold you forever ♪
Where there was darkness, there is now you.
These guys are special. I've got an instinct for these things.
So, you want something to drink? Get these guys whatever they want.
All right. Enough of this bullshit.
♪ That you are a cowboy ♪
♪ Till touchdown brings Me 'round again to find ♪
You tied me down with that kid years ago,
What are you doing in my office?
♪ You could never know What it's like ♪
Well, how do you think I felt?
- After you, Mr. James. - Thank you, Raymond.
You're not scared you're not good without it,
- Okay. - Things are going crazy. I've extended our stay.
Every time we open a paper,
not with some asshole who doesn't give a shit about me
♪ I want love ♪
♪ Traveling show ♪
We're songwriting.
I mean, America. Wide open spaces.
Why can't we just, you know, both of us just disappear together?
♪ Check in On my very best friend ♪
♪ He's my brother ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
When are you going to hug me?
Hello, hello, Australia. G'day.
It used to just be the two of us.
♪ Holy Moses I have been removed ♪
Look, there's loads of work and commitments, tours, etcetera.
♪ Bennie and the Jets ♪
All right, Elton John the piano player.
- Nice job. - Nice suit.
♪ Hold me closer, tiny dancer ♪
It all just comes to you. You don't do anything.
♪ Sorry seems to be The hardest word ♪
Swindon. Or wherever the hell we are.
Mr. Reid.
♪ Count the headlights On the highway ♪
♪ Don't feel nothing ♪
and they all need backup.
♪ Seamstress for the band ♪
♪ That old tough-man routine Up her sleeves ♪
I sing, too.
- ♪ That's all right ♪ - ♪ That's all right ♪
Yeah, no, yeah, you should go for a pint.
Never has been.
It's nothing personal, Dick.
♪ Bitch, bitch ♪
Anyway, I took his advice, told Arabella.
What do you really want?
"Lovely guy" is not a job.
There's nothing wrong with success. Or pleasure.
- all of this is gone. - Right.
And a cocaine addict.
♪ Bennie ♪
♪ I'm still standing ♪
half a pound of prime mince and a string of sausages.
♪ Although I search myself ♪
♪ There's a man over there ♪
What do you want, Elton?