Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no, I love you, man.
♪ Social dos ♪
♪ Is like the sun Going down on me ♪
Well, anyway, all of these are great.
♪ And the Crocodile Rocking Was out of sight ♪
It'll get knocked off.
What the fuck's that about?
Day in, day out, for years.
Thanks.
- How many songs you got? - Um, hundreds.
Who cares what Dick thinks.
♪ Me and Suzie had ♪
There is one that's perfect for Lulu.
- Good song. - Yeah, good song.
Just now?
I think, fuck off!
in front of a piano, you've been lucky.
I wrote a tune to it.
♪ Oh-oh-oh I'm gonna love me again ♪
Me and John, we...
Right.
"Write the lyrics, Bernie. I'll take care of everything else."
Thank you all! Thank you!
♪ It'll take you A couple of vodka and tonics ♪
You're a couple of pricks as far as I can tell.
and, boy, their arms are tired.
It must be lonely sometimes.
- I'll just send them down to you. - Great. That'll be good.
♪ Rocket man burning out His fuse up here alone ♪
Great.
♪ The peaceful days That followed hollow nights ♪
there are moments in a rock star's life that define who he is
♪ That's my rock-and-roll Madonna ♪
For as long as I can remember, I've hated myself.
Learning.
- Hi. I'm Elton. - Oh.
You know that's not true.
♪ I'm going back to my plough ♪
I'm a skinny black kid...
If you want to sit in here, you'll have to be quiet.
♪ But I want love ♪
Oh. Yeah.
This is your life.
What do you really want?
renegotiating your previously insane contracts
I do, but...
♪ Saturday ♪
- Yeah, I... - "Border Song"?
Couldn't we have kept on Ray? He's such a lovely guy.
You may still be my manager, but you and me are finished.
And I promised if I was ever in town, I'd look you up.
I know how this bit goes.
It was like my fingers couldn't work fast enough to keep up with my brain.
♪ This feeling inside ♪
I want to play it for Dad.
We should go home, Elton.
- Hello, Stanley. - How are you, Ivy?
♪ Saturday night's alright ♪
♪ I want love ♪
Don't make me beg.
♪ They said I was a fool ♪
♪ Saturday night's alright ♪
Right, stop the car.
Do you know how disappointing it is to be your mother?
Right, then.
- Get out! - Yoo-hoo!
Where's my cardigan?
And I played roadside joints for ten years...
Dad, is it true you play piano?
when I've given up so much for you.
- Yeah, I suppose. - Good. Go on then. Here.
♪ As a kite by then ♪
You need to take a break?
♪ Oh-oh-oh I'm gonna love me again ♪
Congratulations to Dave. He's won four pork chops,
♪ When I look back ♪
He doesn't know who he is.
♪ And now she's in me ♪
Shit, or New York?
Well, come on in.
♪ I'm not the man They think I am at home ♪
♪ No clown to claim He used to know me then ♪
♪ You've had a busy day today ♪
Now there's busloads of people just to do the music.
♪ And my old lady She don't care ♪
♪ But these things I do ♪
♪ Feeling... In G ♪
My problem was I believed you loved me.
Yeah. Of course.
But Ray knows fuck all.
What did you say your name was again?
Monday night at the Troubadour, man.
♪ Brand of people Who ain't my kind ♪
♪ Road ♪
Back inside.
It's gonna blow your mind.