Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Yeah.
♪ But these things I do ♪
And I played roadside joints for ten years...
You know that's not true.
renegotiating your previously insane contracts
Don't make me beg.
You're a couple of pricks as far as I can tell.
No, no, no, I love you, man.
♪ When I look back ♪
Thank you all! Thank you!
♪ Social dos ♪
♪ I'm not the man They think I am at home ♪
Right, stop the car.
♪ Is like the sun Going down on me ♪
♪ You've had a busy day today ♪
But Ray knows fuck all.
♪ The peaceful days That followed hollow nights ♪
Well, anyway, all of these are great.
♪ They said I was a fool ♪
And I promised if I was ever in town, I'd look you up.
- Get out! - Yoo-hoo!
What the fuck's that about?
It must be lonely sometimes.
If you want to sit in here, you'll have to be quiet.
♪ No clown to claim He used to know me then ♪
Right, then.
♪ Saturday night's alright ♪
♪ I want love ♪
♪ Me and Suzie had ♪
My problem was I believed you loved me.
This is your life.
Congratulations to Dave. He's won four pork chops,
For as long as I can remember, I've hated myself.
"Write the lyrics, Bernie. I'll take care of everything else."
♪ Brand of people Who ain't my kind ♪
- Hello, Stanley. - How are you, Ivy?
Couldn't we have kept on Ray? He's such a lovely guy.
in front of a piano, you've been lucky.
♪ And my old lady She don't care ♪
Thanks.
- How many songs you got? - Um, hundreds.
What do you really want?
What did you say your name was again?
♪ Rocket man burning out His fuse up here alone ♪
Right.
Who cares what Dick thinks.
Me and John, we...
♪ It'll take you A couple of vodka and tonics ♪
♪ And the Crocodile Rocking Was out of sight ♪
We should go home, Elton.
when I've given up so much for you.
♪ That's my rock-and-roll Madonna ♪
there are moments in a rock star's life that define who he is
♪ And now she's in me ♪
♪ This feeling inside ♪
I do, but...
♪ I'm going back to my plough ♪
I know how this bit goes.
Dad, is it true you play piano?
Do you know how disappointing it is to be your mother?
Just now?
♪ Saturday ♪
I wrote a tune to it.
Where's my cardigan?
- Yeah, I... - "Border Song"?
He doesn't know who he is.
There is one that's perfect for Lulu.
♪ But I want love ♪
Yeah. Of course.
I want to play it for Dad.
- I'll just send them down to you. - Great. That'll be good.
Shit, or New York?
♪ Feeling... In G ♪
♪ As a kite by then ♪
Monday night at the Troubadour, man.
It'll get knocked off.
- Good song. - Yeah, good song.
and, boy, their arms are tired.
I think, fuck off!
♪ Oh-oh-oh I'm gonna love me again ♪
- Yeah, I suppose. - Good. Go on then. Here.
♪ Oh-oh-oh I'm gonna love me again ♪
You need to take a break?
Day in, day out, for years.
You may still be my manager, but you and me are finished.
Well, come on in.
- Hi. I'm Elton. - Oh.
♪ Road ♪
It's gonna blow your mind.
Back inside.
Now there's busloads of people just to do the music.
It was like my fingers couldn't work fast enough to keep up with my brain.
Great.
♪ Saturday night's alright ♪
Learning.
I'm a skinny black kid...