Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Honey, I was blind ♪
I think that I just need to go and sort myself out a bit.
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
Well...
He's very unreliable and very selfish.
Ladies and gentlemen!
there's something about you and the booze or the drugs, and...
Oh, no. Would you make it out to Arthur?
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la ♪
Now, don't worry about me. Go and enjoy your moment.
♪ I can bitch, I can bitch 'Cause I'm better than you ♪
♪ For trust is left In lovers after all ♪
Real love's hard to come by.
Come on.
Each.
♪ Unbound by any ties That break or bend ♪
Are you?
Rock, soul, country and western.
John.
♪ We've had it With your discipline ♪
♪ Oh, the joke Was never hard to tell ♪
Anyway...
But whatever it is, you're not invited.
♪ Check in On my very best friend ♪
Yeah?
♪ Saturday Saturday ♪
- Would you like to hear it again? - Not really, no.
Hey! Where are you going?
What do you want to go there for?
Let 'em know who you are.
♪ Eat meat on a Friday ♪
A-A-A-Andy and the Jeffs
♪ Don't give us none Of your aggravation ♪
♪ Did you take me for a ride? ♪
Not yet.
It's time for you to be out front.
All of them.
I'm not on telly yet, am I? I'm talking to you.
♪ To set you On your feet again ♪
Are you gonna be scared of her your whole life?
♪ While you're in the world ♪
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Yeah, of course. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You signed contracts with me years ago.
♪ Get about as oiled As a diesel train ♪
♪ And only you ♪
'Cause, you know, not everybody gets a second chance.
Yes, I do.
that was absolutely horrible.
What are you still doing up?
- I wish I was someone else. - Oh, don't be silly.
Dad, there's a Rolls-Royce outside.
- Good. - Yeah.
- Yeah, mate, I'd agree on that. - Have you met her?
You know, I am so sick
- Hey, Ray. - You've signed a contract!
Sheila! It's been too long.
That's as far as you got.
♪ If you feel that it's real I'm on trial ♪
- I can't believe I'm actually in America. - I know.
♪ Down in New Orleans ♪
- Taking care of things. - Is that right?
Always have, always will.
So what are your plans now... Elton?
♪ Na-na-na, na-na na-na-na ♪
so get over yourself and do the show.
Both of you. Stop.
I'd better go take a shave, I think.
♪ Oh, honey When you knock on my door ♪
What are you doing here, Bernie?
♪ As I walked out In Laredo one day ♪
♪ Better than I ever did ♪
♪ Saturday night ♪
Here he is!
- Beautiful woman. - Hello, look at this, you lovely lot.
♪ If that don't fill the boy And build the man ♪
♪ The spotlight's Hitting something ♪
♪ A victim of love A victim of love ♪
♪ So goodbye yellow brick road ♪
when you sing our songs.
not in that way.
♪ Feeling like a little kid ♪
I'm about to embark on the highest-grossing tour in rock history.
♪ Take a chance ♪
♪ Gonna set this dance alight ♪
♪ That I put down in words ♪
♪ Ooh, nobody knows it ♪
Reggie! Move!
Yeah.
♪ Saturday ♪
- ♪ Then I hope You're satisfied ♪ - It's fantastic.
What about fame and fortune?
♪ He's a pinball wizard He scores a trillion more ♪
It'll break her heart.
♪ I've ever seen ♪
Hello, Nan.