Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe we could put these two into a little beat combo.
♪ The voice inside my head Is the one I hear ♪
Did you not bring something to play?
John Reid.
I'm going home... for a while.
♪ Take me to the pilot Lead me through the chamber ♪
♪ I'm still standing ♪
I enjoyed every last minute of it.
What, are you taking the piss?
Oh, no, hold on. I'm tone-deaf. Elton is... He sings the songs.
♪ I just feel cold ♪
Come on, Reg!
♪ No clown to claim He used to know me then ♪
Your music's as shitty as you are!
What are you doing without your shoes on?
'cause the papers have been sniffing around.
♪ But the biggest kick I ever got ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Hmm? I pay, John.
Neil Young played here last week
♪ I'd buy a big house where ♪
♪ No clown to claim He used to know me then ♪
♪ Saturday Saturday ♪
I'm sorry.
- Really good. - Thanks.
♪ Holy Moses I have been removed ♪
and anger management.
Whoo!
♪ Oh, Lawdy Mama, Those Friday nights ♪
♪ It's getting late Have you seen my mates? ♪
I just forgot to stop.
I thought maybe once I'm back from touring,
♪ Living in the city Ain't where it's at ♪
♪ Saturday night's alright Alright, alright! ♪
what they're looking for.
First thing I'm gonna do is put you on a three-album deal.
♪ That's been known To change the weather ♪
Okay...
- You don't mind? - Frankly, I don't care.
You probably get asked this all the time, but would you...
find a place to work together, and write me tunes
♪ The threats you made Were meant to cut me down ♪
♪ Until I saw your city lights ♪
♪ Hunting the horny back toad ♪
Anyway, here's one for all the sober people.
It's about time you said that.
Dinner with you.
What's it called?
What if I'm not as good...
You fucking poofter.
- I won that hat, in a bet. - Oh.
Managed to drag yourself home then.
No, the problem...
In fact, why am I apologizing for it?
♪ Behind that mask you use ♪
♪ When your feet Just can't keep still ♪
I just hope you realize you're choosing a life
Not in the right place for that just now.
♪ Gonna set this dance alight ♪
Just let me take care of things, Mike.
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
- ♪ Working every day ♪ - ♪ Bringing home the pay ♪
♪ Looking like a true survivor ♪
♪ I didn't sign up for you ♪
♪ Let us live in peace ♪
Oh, for God's sake, I know that.
When are you going to hug me?
I'm listening to my music.
- Yeah. - Anyway, celebration is in order.
Get out of my fucking house!
♪ We were hopping and bopping To the Crocodile Rock ♪
I know you like him. He's quite a dish.
A poofter.
I am glad I left you. It means I can maintain some objectivity
Trans-fucking-Atlantic!
♪ When rock was young ♪
♪ Livin' and a-lovin' With a cat named Hercules ♪
Do you know, in 20 years,
So what about rock 'n' roll?
I can't, but, uh...
They just flew in from England
Where's Reid these days?
♪ And I think it's gonna be A long, long time ♪
Mum, I know it was never easy.
Please welcome, all the way from London, England,
and what I have to go through.
What sort of stuff?
I've been hearing your songs everywhere.
Sorry.
♪ It's the way that I move The things that I do ♪
♪ Picking up the pieces Of my life Without you on my mind ♪
You heard what Dick said. He said my hands are like midget boxers.
Any dinner left?
I love you, man.
♪ I'm not the man They think I am at home ♪
♪ The dream alone Is always in your hands ♪
♪ Get about as oiled As a diesel train ♪
'Cause the thing is, the first time we actually got anywhere,
As a child?
♪ You see, I've forgotten ♪
and half the fucking Beach Boys. Huh?
I love it. Best thing I've heard since "Let It Be."
♪ Rollin' through the hay, oh ♪
You should've known.
♪ Daniel is traveling tonight On a plane ♪
You gotta kill the person you were born to be
Yeah. Um, two chocolate puddings,