Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Looking like a true survivor ♪
♪ The threats you made Were meant to cut me down ♪
♪ Saturday night's alright Alright, alright! ♪
♪ That's been known To change the weather ♪
Please welcome, all the way from London, England,
♪ Oh, Lawdy Mama, Those Friday nights ♪
What's it called?
Whoo!
♪ When your feet Just can't keep still ♪
♪ I'm not the man They think I am at home ♪
Get out of my fucking house!
♪ We were hopping and bopping To the Crocodile Rock ♪
what they're looking for.
Managed to drag yourself home then.
When are you going to hug me?
Yeah. Um, two chocolate puddings,
I'm listening to my music.
Did you not bring something to play?
♪ It's getting late Have you seen my mates? ♪
'Cause the thing is, the first time we actually got anywhere,
I'm sorry.
- Yeah. - Anyway, celebration is in order.
So what about rock 'n' roll?
♪ Hunting the horny back toad ♪
What if I'm not as good...
Sorry.
You fucking poofter.
♪ I just feel cold ♪
Do you know, in 20 years,
'cause the papers have been sniffing around.
I can't, but, uh...
♪ The voice inside my head Is the one I hear ♪
I thought maybe once I'm back from touring,
Neil Young played here last week
In fact, why am I apologizing for it?
- Really good. - Thanks.
♪ I didn't sign up for you ♪
♪ Rollin' through the hay, oh ♪
What sort of stuff?
♪ Saturday Saturday ♪
Dinner with you.
find a place to work together, and write me tunes
First thing I'm gonna do is put you on a three-album deal.
You should've known.
No, the problem...
It's about time you said that.
Where's Reid these days?
Maybe we could put these two into a little beat combo.
Trans-fucking-Atlantic!
♪ Take me to the pilot Lead me through the chamber ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ You see, I've forgotten ♪
I just hope you realize you're choosing a life
and what I have to go through.
Anyway, here's one for all the sober people.
I enjoyed every last minute of it.
♪ I'm still standing ♪
♪ Livin' and a-lovin' With a cat named Hercules ♪
You gotta kill the person you were born to be
♪ Until I saw your city lights ♪
Not in the right place for that just now.
and half the fucking Beach Boys. Huh?
♪ Behind that mask you use ♪
I love you, man.
♪ Holy Moses I have been removed ♪
I am glad I left you. It means I can maintain some objectivity
♪ And I think it's gonna be A long, long time ♪
Any dinner left?
Mum, I know it was never easy.
I know you like him. He's quite a dish.
♪ It's the way that I move The things that I do ♪
Just let me take care of things, Mike.
Come on, Reg!
♪ Gonna set this dance alight ♪
Oh, for God's sake, I know that.
♪ Daniel is traveling tonight On a plane ♪
♪ The dream alone Is always in your hands ♪
- ♪ Working every day ♪ - ♪ Bringing home the pay ♪
What, are you taking the piss?
They just flew in from England
Oh, no, hold on. I'm tone-deaf. Elton is... He sings the songs.
♪ No clown to claim He used to know me then ♪
♪ I'd buy a big house where ♪
♪ But the biggest kick I ever got ♪
A poofter.
♪ Let us live in peace ♪
♪ When rock was young ♪
I just forgot to stop.
♪ No clown to claim He used to know me then ♪
Okay...
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Hmm? I pay, John.
You probably get asked this all the time, but would you...
- You don't mind? - Frankly, I don't care.
John Reid.
As a child?
♪ Get about as oiled As a diesel train ♪
What are you doing without your shoes on?
I've been hearing your songs everywhere.
You heard what Dick said. He said my hands are like midget boxers.
I'm going home... for a while.
♪ Picking up the pieces Of my life Without you on my mind ♪
I love it. Best thing I've heard since "Let It Be."
- I won that hat, in a bet. - Oh.
and anger management.
♪ Living in the city Ain't where it's at ♪
Your music's as shitty as you are!