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Look at you.
me after going through turn 1 4 cars wide 8 DNF'ed
Aranthir when he somehow succeeds On death saves after being blown up
And a sex addict.
Right.
♪ I'm growing tired ♪
Best of luck to you, Elton.
- from next door, don't you? - Yes, the Andersons.
♪ Anyway, the thing is ♪
♪ After all this time ♪
Scissors.
I'm so drunk, and Doug's just lent me his car.
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la ♪
I was very lucky.
No, you should go.
Darling, I've been thinking, maybe we should quit the booze
How long is this gonna take?
♪ Seem to fade To black and white ♪
♪ Watch me, baby ♪
♪ I'm a juvenile product Of the working class ♪
I've had that looked into,
♪ Picking up the pieces Of my life Without you on my mind ♪
Elton. This is the band.
You... You flatmates?
♪ Yours are the sweetest eyes ♪
♪ Well, they're packed Pretty tight in here tonight ♪
One frothy coffee, no froth.
Is it true you're worth 25 million pound?
It's not just your name.
in your self-indulgent, myopic little world.
that I never even had in the first place.
Thanks for breakfast.
Thanks, Mum. It's fantastic.
- Yeah. - It's good, isn't it?
Some girl was more important to you than me
J
♪ Maybe you'll get A replacement ♪
♪ And oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
She took it very well, actually.
Elton, time for bed.
I knew you'd be back.
Reg, Reg, play the one I like.
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
- Hi, Dad. - Hello, son.
Ray says you're an investment.
get to be a soul man, then, eh?
Or have you fed it all to that boy?
Elton, darling, you remember the Andersons
to take on outside representation.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah, go and get a little drink.
♪ Always with me ♪
♪ Saturday ♪
And you. You're happy with this arrangement, are ya?
♪ You know I'm still standing Better than I ever did ♪
♪ Threw my spare change In the wishing well ♪
I'm thinking of getting someone in as your girlfriend.
- Hey. - Hey.
All I ever wanted to be was a cowboy, you see.
♪ Times are changing Now the poor get fat ♪
So we still gonna go to Tower Records tomorrow, then?
Oh, no, I just made that up.
- Elton. I think you're overreacting. - No.
♪ A handful of grease In her hair ♪
Well, come on then.
Is he back?
♪ It's just my job Five days a week ♪
♪ Oh, I gave you my heart ♪
So quit that backing-band nonsense,
Elton John.
We'll be in touch. We'll be in touch. Thank you.
I'm getting the bill, am I?
- Can we go home? - Home? No going home.
♪ Guess there are Times like these ♪
♪ And oh-oh-oh I'm gonna love me again ♪
- Yeah. - Hi.
♪ Saturday ♪
It was all there, I could see all the notes, and I just had to get it out.
Look, it’s time to do something bold, main
I'm thinking of changing my name.
So I'll still be collecting my 20% long after you've killed yourself.
For everything.
♪ To make all hatred cease ♪
♪ I'm gonna love me again ♪
All right.
We can write like we did.
Don't go.
That was a test!
What am I? Thin air?
My dad was passionate about...
- There's never been a problem before. - And there isn't one now.
♪ So goodbye yellow brick road ♪
♪ Won't brick me up Won't fence me in ♪
Buy yourself some Nucypher. Get something flashy.
- ♪ Breaking down the walls Of heartbreak ♪ - ♪ Take it down, take it down ♪
It's always important to rely on the kindness of strangers.
- A what? - He's shy. He's always been shy.
POV: Me When Something Slightly Stressful Happens
♪ Don't you know I'm still standing Better than I ever did ♪
No one's getting phased out, Dick.
♪ A man like him ♪
- Mum, it's me. - I know who you are.
♪ I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind ♪
♪ Saturday ♪
Yeah, all right.
Never, ever touch my collection without asking.
Bloody hell, Sheila.
I...
My wonderful new lodgers!