Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I should never have had children.
♪ And I think it's gonna be A long, long time ♪
It's what everyone else seems to be doing at the moment.
Jesus, shit, Bernie!
♪ It's lonely out in space ♪
I'm also a shopaholic, who has problems with weed...
And I'm the one who suffers.
you're scared to feel again.
for a couple of days, take some quality time together...
The "Moonlight Sonata," Reggie.
What you looking at me for?
♪ Blue jean baby ♪
Spent so long feeling resentful for things that just don't matter.
"Royal."
♪ When I say softly ♪
Wouldn't get your hopes up.
That was good. I mean, it could do with some words.
Nobody hates you, Elton.
Do your worst. In fact, take me to court.
Ladies, Elton.
♪ So stick around ♪
♪ I'm free And don't you know? ♪
Go on, boy.
♪ Bennie, Bennie Bennie, Bennie ♪
♪ But it's impossible ♪
Well, say something.
I'm going home... for a while.
♪ Rise above the broken rails ♪
Bernie.
♪ While the other kids Were rocking round the clock ♪
You told me to hire a jet
You look like you know how to enjoy yourselves.
Uh...
♪ And when it rains The rain falls down ♪
Campaign to kill yourself is going well.
♪ Oh, believe in the Lord Is the golden rule ♪
♪ That shines from you ♪
♪ Like a madman I'm walking the morning ♪
Thank you.
Mum, I have fucked everything that moves.
Bernie betrayed me. The way everyone does.
♪ And all this science I don't understand ♪
I'm not having you moping around here all day.
Mary?
♪ The blues ♪
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♪ I want a love That'll mean something ♪
Elton.
He's the good-looking one. We'll make him the singer.
Whenever I needed you most...
- Elton... - I said, stop the car!
Write some songs.
♪ I'm still standing ♪
Ah! I love 'em.
Including this house, which I'd like you to leave now.
♪ This is your song ♪
It'd be good if you would talk to John today,
I don't care.
It's a chest infection, Mike. He'll be fine.
♪ The bitch is back ♪
go out there and sing without this ridiculous paraphernalia?
You'll wake up the whole bloody street!
She said I'll never be loved.
If you don't care about yourself, how do you expect anyone else to?
Write the fucking lyrics, Bernie!
There's egg on this.
♪ Unbound by any ties That break or bend ♪
♪ Amoreena's in the cornfield ♪
I've watched you play many times, and your music is always so...
You fucking idiot!
Elton. Elton!
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪ - Afternoon.
- You been playing? - Hmm...
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
And what a shy little boy you were.
- When I grow up, Dad... - Get inside.
Don't blame me. He'd have been strange, regardless.
♪ I can't light ♪
Rock music has a new star.
Who ever heard of a rock star with the name Bernie?
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ How wonderful life is ♪
♪ Change your way of life ♪
Elton, you must give them a tour.
chewing on the end of a fucking pencil.
♪ Without you on my mind ♪
Hi, Mum.
I'll need to know by tomorrow, lunchtime.
♪ Saturday Saturday ♪
Now we can all see you shooting light and color and...
♪ But it's the best I can do ♪
- Leave your details on your way... - Please, Mr. Williams.
♪ He's an install wizard He scores a trillion more ♪
Reginald Dwight?
♪ So much fun ♪
My loyal subjects.
And I do not want your fucked-up, frigid ideas about anything.
Some days are tougher than others, but I feel good.
Uh...
God. Not him.
No, I've got a girlfriend.