Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And did you think this fool Could never win? ♪

♪ Stone-cold sober As a matter of fact ♪

♪ B-B-B-Baldy and the Gip ♪

Well, that's nice for you.

I'm gonna watch out front.

We're running a business here, you fucking idiot.

I thought this seemed like a good alternative.

I want to be by myself,

That's what you think.

Yeah, in Minorca.

♪ Shot full of holes ♪

No, we live with our mums.

- ♪ Bennie ♪ - ♪ Bennie ♪

- Minorca, eh? - Mmm.

But we'll go another time, though.

♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪

Well, you will when your money runs out.

♪ I can bitch the best At your social dos ♪

You might be able to lie to yourself, but you can't lie to me.

♪ So what do you think You'll do then? ♪

and fly them over for the gig.

Let's just enjoy it while we can.

♪ Saturday ♪

♪ I can see by your outfit ♪

- No, no, Bernie. - What?

Would you please keep the noise down?

All right, you're good to go.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

Known for years.

♪ It's sad, so sad ♪

When are you going to hug me?

♪ About those High-class ladies ♪

♪ And you can hear me ♪

an apple pie, and a raspberry fool, please.

and be okay with it.

♪ I know it's not much ♪

♪ Oh, the change Is gonna do me good! ♪

Would you like a cup of tea?

My name is Elton Hercules John...

♪ You must have seen her ♪

♪ Mongrels Who ain't got a penny ♪

of running away from who I am.

Reggie! You're late!

Are we going again or shall we go for a pint?

of being alone forever.

You play at being confident.

- ♪ But you misread ♪ - ♪ But you misread ♪

♪ Breakin' all the laws Of the land ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ A cat named Hercules ♪

- Bernie Taupin? - Yeah. You must be Elton?

It's a bit different from what I expected.

♪ If anyone should see me Makin' it down the highway ♪

Uh, well, I write stuff, too.

Bloody hell. Have you got a fag?

♪ My wake-up call To claim the cursed spell ♪

♪ I'm free And don't you know? ♪

- Yes, right now, go on. - Yeah, okay.

♪ Tiny dancer in my hand ♪

Not got anything stronger?

You can do anything you want.

♪ Holy Moses ♪

Rock 'n' roll is not shagging your secretary in front of the pool boys!

Where's Reggie? Where's Reggie? Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.

♪ These words he did say As I boldly walked by ♪

You should be very proud.