Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You look amazing.
♪ On the ladder of my life ♪
Elton feels things will run more smoothly if he has personal management.
- Elton? - Mmm.
Please welcome Elton John!
What have you got to do to get a fucking drink around here, eh?
Written a lot of songs, haven't we? Enough for an album.
♪ Raising Cain I'll spit in your eye ♪
♪ Hunting the horny back toad ♪
♪ It's always someone else I see ♪
A queen.
- and this is one of yours - Who are you?
♪ Whose best friend floats At the bottom of a glass ♪
♪ I spied a poor cowboy... ♪
I haven't been Reggie Dwight for years.
- What do you think? - The red one's good.
♪ Frozen here ♪
because you fucking stink.
- With Bob Dylan. - Really?
- I'm gonna go in. - He's actually quite busy.
Um... all right.
Don't be so dramatic. Coward!
boss?
♪ Ballerina ♪
♪ And thank you For all of your loving ♪
Tower Records.
Don't worry, it's business. Dick's a big boy, he'll be fine.
Don't ever tell me how to do my fucking job!
♪ I remember ♪
Uh... not really, no.
a rising star in rock and roll.
and wiping your arse.
♪ He's my brother ♪
♪ My old man's drunker Than a barrel full of monkeys ♪
Maybe I just play the piano, but you know what else I do?
- Car. - Yeah.
Did... You said four shows?
♪ Find the wind To fill my sails ♪
without the drink and the drugs?
He didn't even give me a hug goodbye.
It's nice and tidy, and that's how I want it to stay.
♪ Just old scars ♪
Cheers.
♪ Of heartbreak ♪
Tower Records, Tower Records, Tower Records.
♪ To save yourself From falling ♪
magic into the night sky.
♪ Count the headlights On the highway ♪
♪ Had an old gold Chevy And a place of my own ♪
Take your coat off.
Impressed you know how to use one of those.
Actually, I think I'm okay with "strange."
Yeah?
People don't care though, do they?
So, yeah, I think I'm okay, Bernie.
♪ Singing I'm gonna love me again ♪
♪ I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind ♪
♪ Saturday ♪
♪ I'll miss the earth so much ♪
♪ Well, I quit those days ♪
B-B-B-Betty at the Vets
You think he's got that kind of talent?
Man, it was just... It was the best night ever.
Oh, yeah? Looks like it's going well.
- You all right, darling? - Yeah, I'm fine.
Don't be soft.
♪ A kiss or touch Could feel like Kryptonite ♪
♪ Zero hour, 9:00 a.m. ♪
♪ Saturday ♪
♪ Distant cousin From down the line ♪
Fucking prick.
You're my brother.
♪ Feeling like a little kid ♪
♪ He's my brother ♪
- Hello, Reg. - Hello, Dad.
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
A fairy.
♪ Nobody knows it ♪
Heartbroken.
You are a shit-hot piano player,
Hey!
I just don't know if I'm...
♪ Beyond the yellow brick road ♪
It's a dream come true.
But that's my name.
Watch that, mate.
You're the big-shot manager. You make my excuses.
You lit the blue touch paper.
♪ Livin' like a lusty flower ♪
♪ But losing everything ♪
♪ Let us strive to find a way ♪
♪ I'm free And don't you know? ♪
and now I've finally got a reason to leave
Yeah, it's just a bit smaller.
♪ But then again, no ♪