Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can vouch For nothing

This me right now

- Eggs. E-G-G-S. Eggs. - Uh-huh.

So sad, just like me.

I Fixed That Mailbox So I Can Tell If It Be Messed With! Understand?

Receives random friend requests

Me before I leave on vacay....

BOTH: It's a miracle, isn't it?

He was brought up by hand.

She best leave you alone.

Cha cha cha cha cha cha

After you take an overdue style out

When I think about how many days off we have Due to the Coronavirus

We both got colds... Girl Bye

Tony and Non Baby Daddy

What my son sound like in the morning when he see his mama!

SOFIA: Hell no.

You had him your way I had him mine but we had him

This school year is O Vee!!

See daddy sinners have souls too

Yall aint get enough of recording everything yet!

What it feels like to be getting back to yourself after life been smacking you around.

[SINGING] ♪ Made him stout ♪ ♪ Wasn't satisfied till I made him a snout ♪

brilly? shat do you want betrayley? feed the brials! whaap! whaap! betrayal thompson! betrayal thompson! betteu buuamysharkdoor! thank you broll! you're welcome anytime brirriei bruusoyplyks!

Why I need to marry Harpo? He living here with you.

[MILLIE SCREAMING]

Me and this dick must neva part Makidada

Hyah! Come on, come on. Hyah!

Watching everybody else get they taxes

How’d he die? On top of me

She plays with Olivia after school.

[ALBERT LAUGHS]

Yes, ma'am, I reckon it was.

The gift ain't worth it

When I finally see my friends and family after quarantine

Sis say she going back home ME:

SOFIA: I believes I want me some of this here.

You have to let them know who got the upper hand.

I don't know how to fight.

My God the dead has arisen. Mike Brown will soon be back on the radio, please pray for us.

AFRD Sworn Raises kicking in Civilians be like…

Now every Sunday evening, here come Mister.

(stomach gurgling) My God, the dead has arisen.

I Don’t know her either

You scraped it out my head when I was ailing. Thanks for those mashed potatoes.

Did you hear what I said? I'm gonna drive you home.

So Many Birthday Wishes I Love You all Thanks so much

Robin Hood 1973 Oliver & The Company 1988 The Emperor's New Groove 2000 the Cat In The Hat 2003 WALL-E 2008

You should bash Mister's head open and think about Heaven later.

When Tashi can get away from her chores her mother assigns her...

Any que's for me?

Honey...I did it.

Mr. Samuel. Who he?

Them P-Valley, Sugar Sweet Tea Bitches knows i do

Who cares Cowboy Copas will vomit

That’s my own baby crying, Lord!

I don't need you to tell me how to take care of me and my baby.

My God the dead has arisen, Mike Brown Will soon be back on the radio, please pray for us

And God fixed her.

Sisters don’t love the Nunu anymore

Olivia and Adam are with me...

God knows I do.

Sat in that jail till I near about done rot to death.

This is how I feel working D 1 today

NETTIE: Can you read good? - I can't say that I do.

Me and you will never part

This grease for slopping hogs! It ain't for no hair!

[SINGING INCOHERENTLY]

I fixed that mailbox So I can tell if it’s been messed with

Anything come fo’ me?

All I wanted was a Nigga Pie

Thornton Township Citizens You Has My Sympathy

♪ I betcha think I don't know nothing ♪

What us gon do?

Until you do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!

You can stay all day!

I want to know you, Mama.

If you hadn't tried to rule over Sofia, white folks wouldn't have got her.

Who you think you is? You can't curse nobody. Look at you!

It's just like my sign say:

But Ildris you flat out can’t have, not never

Now, somewhere is my dining room.

If she my baby, her name Josie John

♪ No, you can't sleep at-- ♪

I's Married Now!!

...history, geography, arithmetic, and the stories of the Bible.

Now giddyup! Giddyup!

I's married now! I's a married woman!

This Language The Color Purple

♪ Ain't no ocean, ain't no sea Makidada ♪

I need you to sit on my suitcase. Albert!

Why are you crying? Because I don’t know you no more

Two more days of work Then I get one “whole” day off

anything come for me?

- ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ WOMAN: ♪ Thank you, God ♪

Get on out here and do me right now! Get on out here!

Me: How he died? Ortencia : On top of me

You a low down dirty dog. That’s what’s wrong.

SOFIA: I know you don't believe it, but I used to live here.

kfc also has gumption and petrol and metamucil and dimetapp and hydralyte and ritalin and concherta in it to entice people to get it. well fuck them! it's unfair! you think that's bad i also found traces ocola and choloform in it no wonder people are getting suck from eating kfc! and if that's the case i'll sue kfc for $7888899999! what a rip off! i

I's Married Now!!

In between the beatings, the children keep coming.

...'til you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!

Get away from me!

It’s Gonna Be So Hot! What Us Gone Do?!

Maybe sweep out the caboose.

I gotta go to schhol

It has been a long time since I had time to write, but always...

CHORUS: ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, sister, we're two of a kind ♪

He'd try everything. You know how he is.

Yes Suh.. I's Getting To It.

"I Got Down Off The Porch To See What Was Coming. It Felt Like Twister Weather."

CELIE: Dear God, today was a peculiar day.

“I’ve always been good to you people!” “I’ve always gone out of my way for you coloreds!”

I's MARRIED NOW. ITS A MARRIED WOMAN

Sofia, I need apples, raisins, cinnamon, currants, lemons...

But I calls her Power But I calls her Power

Made my life here hell.

I think you beautiful.

SOMETIMES LIFE TAKE YOU OUT THEN YOU COME BACK!

And maybe she like it.

When your new boo talking to his ex about you....

- Apples. - Apples. A-P-P-L-E-S. Apples.

That's what it feel like.

All Shug's children got the same daddy. I can vouch--

Introducing Mr.and Mrs. Burney

How do, Mr. Peters? Look at me, I'm driving.

- In the drawer. - Is it on the shelf?

She's a lot better than that first wife you married.

I’s getting real tired of Mitch

Then I think about that pretty woman in the picture.

Anything come for me

This finessing life be over soon Heaven lasts always, shit even finessing stays always

Me And My Cousins

She can’t come back! Not now, not Nevah!

Sofia home now. Just hush up!

Any more letters come Could be. Could be not…

Show me that pretty smile.

Where you ring In the cooler on the shelf

You ain't going nowhere. This is my jook joint.

♪ Makidada ♪

Surprise: I’s Married Now July 21, 2023

its gone rain on your head harpo

Colin Kaepernick after hearing The Super Bowl was boring af

Me and You will Never Part My Chief 4 LIFE!!

Do his business

GIRL, I'D DRANK YO BAFF WATA!

That looks like a Spongebob Squarepants iron a Dora the Explorer iron and a Phineas and Ferb iron

Not Now Not Never

...and see how he like that.

MAN: Mrs. Millie! Whoa, whoa!

It’s gonna rain on your head

Good to see you two together again

Shake yo shimmy Sista

I said I is married now

I DONT KNOW HER EITHER

Summer! We will never part!

After a 4 year break Mike Brown returns to radio, coming soon.

Shug Avery done set the population of Hartwell County a new high.

- ♪ God is ♪ - ♪ Trying ♪

GRADY: I like you too!

I loves cowboys

I know you think I'm dead...

I don’t know him either

God, dear God! Sheriff, help me!

I don’t know him I don’t her either

It is so good for you, silly.

When you're on your way To LULAC National Elections

Dont make him lie on the mule

God wanted Trump to be President? GOD: I'll give you a plague to convince you otherwise

"Oh, Miss Celie, I Feels like Turning Up!" Yayyy! It's The weekend Charles. I know Lucien!!!

MILLIE: What am I gonna do about the car?

How I really feel about social media

I laid there thinking about Nettie while he on top of me.

HARPO: You never seen this before.

Tommie, why are you crynin Cause ion know y’all no mo