Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sat in that jail till I near about done rot to death.

We both got colds... Girl Bye

What my son sound like in the morning when he see his mama!

- ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ WOMAN: ♪ Thank you, God ♪

MILLIE: What am I gonna do about the car?

Thornton Township Citizens You Has My Sympathy

Shake yo shimmy Sista

I gotta go to schhol

- In the drawer. - Is it on the shelf?

GRADY: I like you too!

Maybe sweep out the caboose.

Anything come for me

anything come for me?

Tommie, why are you crynin Cause ion know y’all no mo

It is so good for you, silly.

You should bash Mister's head open and think about Heaven later.

I don’t know him either

That looks like a Spongebob Squarepants iron a Dora the Explorer iron and a Phineas and Ferb iron

Made my life here hell.

I need you to sit on my suitcase. Albert!

How’d he die? On top of me

...history, geography, arithmetic, and the stories of the Bible.

All I wanted was a Nigga Pie

Them P-Valley, Sugar Sweet Tea Bitches knows i do

God, dear God! Sheriff, help me!

Yes Suh.. I's Getting To It.

Summer! We will never part!

[SINGING INCOHERENTLY]

I said I is married now

Sis say she going back home ME:

SOFIA: I know you don't believe it, but I used to live here.

God wanted Trump to be President? GOD: I'll give you a plague to convince you otherwise

its gone rain on your head harpo

After a 4 year break Mike Brown returns to radio, coming soon.

This school year is O Vee!!

MAN: Mrs. Millie! Whoa, whoa!

And maybe she like it.

I’s getting real tired of Mitch

SOMETIMES LIFE TAKE YOU OUT THEN YOU COME BACK!

Any more letters come Could be. Could be not…

GIRL, I'D DRANK YO BAFF WATA!

Introducing Mr.and Mrs. Burney

This me right now

CHORUS: ♪ Yeah ♪

Did you hear what I said? I'm gonna drive you home.

...'til you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!

CELIE: Dear God, today was a peculiar day.

When I finally see my friends and family after quarantine

My God the dead has arisen, Mike Brown Will soon be back on the radio, please pray for us

But Ildris you flat out can’t have, not never

When you're on your way To LULAC National Elections

Olivia and Adam are with me...

She can’t come back! Not now, not Nevah!

♪ No, you can't sleep at-- ♪

I Fixed That Mailbox So I Can Tell If It Be Messed With! Understand?

All Shug's children got the same daddy. I can vouch--

I's Married Now!!

Dont make him lie on the mule

She best leave you alone.

See daddy sinners have souls too

I think you beautiful.

He was brought up by hand.

I's MARRIED NOW. ITS A MARRIED WOMAN

SOFIA: I believes I want me some of this here.

So Many Birthday Wishes I Love You all Thanks so much

♪ Ain't no ocean, ain't no sea Makidada ♪

Receives random friend requests

Tony and Non Baby Daddy

HARPO: You never seen this before.

When Tashi can get away from her chores her mother assigns her...

Get away from me!

You can stay all day!

Me and You will Never Part My Chief 4 LIFE!!

Two more days of work Then I get one “whole” day off

Honey...I did it.

Me: How he died? Ortencia : On top of me

It’s gonna rain on your head

I DONT KNOW HER EITHER

Then I think about that pretty woman in the picture.

- Eggs. E-G-G-S. Eggs. - Uh-huh.

Who cares Cowboy Copas will vomit

Yes, ma'am, I reckon it was.

[SINGING] ♪ Made him stout ♪ ♪ Wasn't satisfied till I made him a snout ♪

Do his business

If she my baby, her name Josie John

You ain't going nowhere. This is my jook joint.

He'd try everything. You know how he is.

This grease for slopping hogs! It ain't for no hair!

I know you think I'm dead...

Get on out here and do me right now! Get on out here!

Cha cha cha cha cha cha

That’s my own baby crying, Lord!

SOFIA: Hell no.

Colin Kaepernick after hearing The Super Bowl was boring af

Robin Hood 1973 Oliver & The Company 1988 The Emperor's New Groove 2000 the Cat In The Hat 2003 WALL-E 2008

This Language The Color Purple

Now every Sunday evening, here come Mister.

So sad, just like me.

Speak to me lord

I fixed that mailbox So I can tell if it’s been messed with

Where you ring In the cooler on the shelf

I don’t know him I don’t her either

It's just like my sign say:

Me and this dick must neva part Makidada

You scraped it out my head when I was ailing. Thanks for those mashed potatoes.

God knows I do.

- Apples. - Apples. A-P-P-L-E-S. Apples.

And God fixed her.

You had him your way I had him mine but we had him

I Don’t know her either

Now giddyup! Giddyup!

♪ Oh, sister, we're two of a kind ♪

Sisters don’t love the Nunu anymore

I want to know you, Mama.

That's what it feel like.

What us gon do?

AFRD Sworn Raises kicking in Civilians be like…

Why are you crying? Because I don’t know you no more

I loves cowboys

If you hadn't tried to rule over Sofia, white folks wouldn't have got her.

You can vouch For nothing

Me And My Cousins

Me and you will never part

Good to see you two together again

But I calls her Power But I calls her Power

NETTIE: Can you read good? - I can't say that I do.

I laid there thinking about Nettie while he on top of me.

...and see how he like that.

Not Now Not Never

How do, Mr. Peters? Look at me, I'm driving.

How I really feel about social media

“I’ve always been good to you people!” “I’ve always gone out of my way for you coloreds!”

I don't need you to tell me how to take care of me and my baby.

(stomach gurgling) My God, the dead has arisen.

You a low down dirty dog. That’s what’s wrong.

Shug Avery done set the population of Hartwell County a new high.

[ALBERT LAUGHS]

[MILLIE SCREAMING]

♪ Makidada ♪

Hyah! Come on, come on. Hyah!

- ♪ God is ♪ - ♪ Trying ♪

brilly? shat do you want betrayley? feed the brials! whaap! whaap! betrayal thompson! betrayal thompson! betteu buuamysharkdoor! thank you broll! you're welcome anytime brirriei bruusoyplyks!

What it feels like to be getting back to yourself after life been smacking you around.

Watching everybody else get they taxes

When your new boo talking to his ex about you....

I don't know how to fight.

Mr. Samuel. Who he?

You have to let them know who got the upper hand.

In between the beatings, the children keep coming.

When I think about how many days off we have Due to the Coronavirus

Yall aint get enough of recording everything yet!

"Oh, Miss Celie, I Feels like Turning Up!" Yayyy! It's The weekend Charles. I know Lucien!!!

"I Got Down Off The Porch To See What Was Coming. It Felt Like Twister Weather."

Any que's for me?

Sofia, I need apples, raisins, cinnamon, currants, lemons...

Sofia home now. Just hush up!

I's married now! I's a married woman!

It’s Gonna Be So Hot! What Us Gone Do?!

Until you do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!

Show me that pretty smile.

Who you think you is? You can't curse nobody. Look at you!

This finessing life be over soon Heaven lasts always, shit even finessing stays always

Surprise: I’s Married Now July 21, 2023

The gift ain't worth it

It has been a long time since I had time to write, but always...

My God the dead has arisen. Mike Brown will soon be back on the radio, please pray for us.

♪ I betcha think I don't know nothing ♪

After you take an overdue style out

Why I need to marry Harpo? He living here with you.

Now, somewhere is my dining room.

I's Married Now!!

She plays with Olivia after school.

She's a lot better than that first wife you married.

kfc also has gumption and petrol and metamucil and dimetapp and hydralyte and ritalin and concherta in it to entice people to get it. well fuck them! it's unfair! you think that's bad i also found traces ocola and choloform in it no wonder people are getting suck from eating kfc! and if that's the case i'll sue kfc for $7888899999! what a rip off! i

Anything come fo’ me?

This is how I feel working D 1 today

BOTH: It's a miracle, isn't it?

Me before I leave on vacay....