Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You told Ricky Fatback to beat me!

Let's see what we have here.

Anything come for me?

Can Jason stay with us for a spell?

I need me a man! You hear?

Please, please, please!

I know what he doing to me, he done to her.

Kept him up so he said he wasn't going to work.

I don’t know her either

Don't Make me wait to Long HARPO!

[CAR ENGINE REVS]

Sometime his friend Swain come by to help.

THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Like I said Fine with me!

yes beryl baseballerette? what do you want? i want to do some guwhaleing in gundagai.

It's all right.

and beryl bonk and i will roll the iranges tax in stages: 1: 34% $89 by 2094 2: 66% $21 by 2035 3: %33 $67 by 2022.

No, I ain't seen them in about eight years.

and beryl bonk believes there's a chance for a 2029 new tax release date. well already: $78 45% of shares have already been rolled out by early 2018. and the other shares could come as early as 2041 but the promised 2025 tax has fallen behind a bit by 8%.

Well, nice talking to you.

- Listen, Squeak-- - My name ain't Squeak.

When you get that friend request

GOD is trying to tell yall something come see me at Safeguard. come bust through those doors and get the money you deserve

I’z married now!

[Sobs] How Could You leave Me Alone For So Long?

...can't say no to his daddy, hanging on me!

But it's Lavar...

Their mothers sometimes drag them here screaming and kicking.

♪ Yes, Lord ♪

Mike moving to get away from Kendrick cousin

I like the black one.

- ♪ Maybe ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is ♪

Donald Trump waiting on mail in ballots like @aj_heart

- Have a nice Christmas. STORE CLERK: Same to you.

HARPO: Sofia, slow down! Sofia, now slow down!

After seeing yo family for the 1st time after Quarantine

Charis, you is a miracle!

I guess I just raised you wrong.

...but reverently and soberly and in the fear of God. Let us pray.

Scholars heading home for summer vacation Anything

Celie! Help me get her in the house.

yes gillseagullpooian souseagullpootham are you a griller of the grate of white pooey gulls? yes we have a ninseagullpootento sixseagullpooty foseagullpooour and we play marseagullpoorio kaseagullpooart on it.

You had her your way… I had her mines But we both had her

ALBERT: You ever hit her?

Well, I ain't never Iooked at the other one before.

I never asked you for nothing, Not even your sorry ass hand in marriage!

See Beasley sinners have soul too..

I've always been good to you people!!

IT’S SO MANY OF ‘EM!

[PIANO PLAYING]

...all we hear is chopping and scraping and dragging.

HARPO: It's time to go now. Time to go home.

I Gotta Go Ta’ Schooollll

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

♪ And I was wondering why ♪

I'm getting to it. I'm getting to it.

...except he don't know it.

When people say My newest neice’s name... ...

...cloves, eggs, and some candy for the children.

All my life I had to fight.

Donald Trump waiting on mail in ballots like

...but there's some things I love about him.

Happy Birthday, Dana!! Love you!!!

Govt: Everyone will receive $1000...

When they say they don't want to date you anymore & asks to be friends...

I fixed that mailbox so I can tell if it be messed with! Understand?

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about, I just say....

you ugly now you so ugly, much ugly

Happy 40th Birthday, Lil Sister!

And I seen a lot of suns going down

I don't know her either

See, Daddy, sinners have soul too.

SHUG: ♪ Maybe God ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Maybe God ♪

WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY BED

Like I said, fine with me.

Don’t sneeze around my children. Mothers protect your kids

Your hair WILL get done!!

You can stay all day

Me and Mista Got colds

I's Married Now!

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

They don't know if we're American, African, or missionary.

We need some stability around here, that's for sure.

Debbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Don't be scared. Say it, girl.

- ♪ Oh, cry all night ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Cry all night long ♪

You're black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman! You're nothing!

- How are you? - Fine, thank you.

2T, Boo-B, Moo-Key, Ko-Ko

Jook joint's supposed to be way back in the woods.

Do you mind if Albert sleep with me?

After seeing yo family for the 1st time after Quarantine

[FLAMES CRACKLE]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Hope you have a wonderful day and a fabulous rest of your trip!

beryl fanderlinden and sian thompson. gina cable and jacob borgogno.

Maybe somebody will let you work on their railroad.

He can fix it for you if you trust him.

I’s was feelin mighty bad

We need some stability around here That’s for sure

...you will perform unto him all duties owes to a husband...

Celie! My boy wants supper. The kitchen needs cleaning. The cow needs milking.

- ♪ Is trying ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Tell you ♪

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

What am I gonna do about Sofia?

I will drive myself back.

Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama (by Neil.T)

Come here. Come here.

You know Kerissa Greenleaf?

who's filling in for frances provost? cherylee baintes.

I know he a bully...

They are so big, they look like they were built.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Makidada: swahili for sisters

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Stupid and Dead The Stupid Ripoff Of The Brothers Grunt

[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

Me and you, us never part... Happy Birthday Nettieeeeee!

I don't know her, either.

I just stand back and I wait to see what the wall gone look like

When Bad Shit Happens Before Your Big Day

God is trying to tell you something

Sometimes a man just needs to be left alone.

Me this morning But I’m good now.

Go clean my saddle.

SHUG: I told you, I don't want nothing!

She ain’t my mammy

Maybe she can sweep out the caboose!!!

Me and my barber after the state closings are lifted

Harpo, ain't that horse saddled?

Then my mama died...

I am not voting for you Black men for Trump

I had to fight my daddy, I had to fight my uncles.

Morning, Mr. Johnson.

Yeah. Come on now! Come on.

How long you had your little girl?

Get my children out of here! Take them home!

I gotta go to School

I’m getting to it Mr. I’m gettin to it

One day, my daddy come and say, You gonna do what your mama wouldn't.

The dead has arisen

I got down off the porch to see what was coming. It felt like twister weather. MAVS! LETS BEAT THE LOBOS. RAIN OR SHINE.

- ♪ If I were you I would say yeah ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak, Lord ♪

What's her name?

It's time for me to get away from you and enter Creation.

Me & u will never part!!!

….just stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

Teri Don’t do it

Where's Rikki? Boy: Home fixin' to shave Vince!!

I got some Tennessee tobacco, cured with whiskey.

CHORUS: ♪ Speak, my Lord ♪ SHUG: ♪ Speak, my Lord ♪

Just couldn't rest till you got her in your house, could you?

I brung you some fresh-baked cookies made in my stove!

Anything from the DMV come for me?

...until death shall separate you?

- What? - My name is Mary Agnes.

Next time I'll put a little O G pee in his glass And see how he like that

...everything you think about will crumble!

NETTIE & CELIE [SINGING]: ♪ Me and you, us never part ♪

No, not vain. Just wanting to share a good thing.

Naw, don't touch that mailbox

Shug like honey… Now, I’m just like a bee:

[CAR ENGINE REVS & PEOPLE CLAMOR]

How he die? On top uh me

How you feel when your boss lays off your work bestie

Get off my land! You ain't welcome no more.

But then, Nettie write that my real daddy lynched.

Woohoo Look at me I’m driving

No, but we had $53,000 on a tight, tight budget for our tuition.

NETTIE: Systematic. CELIE: What's systematic mean?

CONGREGATION: Amen!

I said I is married now

## [ Albert Humming Cheerfully ]

I'm fixing to sing.

Sanctified, religious and very good to me.

Celie was on it

I got to go to school.