Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Louis Married Now

What us got to eat?

SHUG: There something you got to say?

What is I'm gonna do with all these spiritual downloads? There's so many of them

- Now get the hell out of my house! - Please let her stay!

I'm Getting To It!

I heard you got the nasty womans disease

O’Dell went full Bada Bing Club on my Players Club ass! You sure it wasn’t your girl that went ape shit on yo ass?

When Eanes ignores you...

Where's my other black sock? Where's my other black sock?

My God, that hairline has arisen.

We need some Stability around here, thats fo sho

I started taking driving lessons. Did you see me out there?

(retching violently, stomach gurgling) You get away from me! Don’t touch me!

Rhonda would be like…

My mama marry this dead man two years after my real daddy dead.

...to take the mail out of the box.

"Oh, Miss Celie, I Feels like Turning Up! Yayyy! It's the weekend Charles. I know Lucien!

...before they Iay eggs all over the place.

Could be, could be not Who's to say..

Where the Feel Butter In the Cooler on the Shelf

Hell No sir, that Big Hoe ain’t touched my face, hell to the no

The new mule had it on. Joey, had it. I couldn't get it from him.

You can vouch for nothing!

Leave me alone, Chubby

I'S MARRIED NOW

Me and you, shall never part

When the stay at home order is lifted Why you cry’n

e Coli won't do it it!

- ♪ Trying ♪ - ♪ Tell you something ♪

We got Covid though

My little sister, Nettie, has got a man always looking at her.

and do not eat clearsil it can kill you just like that so just put it in the bin and just lokc it away. just don't touch and look! just dump it and move on. and don't even mention that you used. just take it to the FDA they'll tell it off.

I had to fight and finesse my daddy, I had to fight and finesse my uncles

Harpo, ain't that horse saddled yet?

My mind and my spirit have been RESTLESS for weeks Now I know why

Ya-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

Oh, Miss Celie, that was just the salt and sugar.

When someone you invited bring a random person

The woman that should have been your mammy.

You better not tell nobody but god 69: your honor it was him

I’s gone miss you

I gotta go to school!

Those mashed potatoes hit the spot! You scratched it out my head when I was ailing.

Where Ceelie Home fixin to shave mister!!

Hairspray (2007) Warner Bros. Pictures John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky

I gotta go to schooooolllll!!

My razor... After shaving my legs

Fresh air, plenty of exercise.

HARPO: I did do it, Pa.

CELIE: I think she mine.

Why are you crying? Cuz I don’t know you no more.

I need something to eat!

YOU CAN WEAR JEANS ALL DAY

But Ildris, you flat out can’t have. Not now, not ever

Hairspray (1988) Warner Bros. Pictures John Waters, Ricki Lake

...that he took right out of my arms.

- ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ - ♪ I praise your name ♪

It was that mule, Old Joey. Old Joey, the mule.

Thank you for the Born Day wishes! I'm truly overwhelmed!

My daughter and I

Sofia, Sofia. That sure is a pretty name.

I'm Getting To It!

- Sofia, I'll pick you up at 5:00. - Yes, ma'am.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Celie, our church, our school...

Take me with you!

You told Lucious Lyon To Beat me

God is trying to tell you something… Right Now Jeremy!

NETTIE: He says, This is the day of his dreams.

...just trying to be loved.

My God, the dead has arisen.

Family: Mitchie, why u crying??

To love, honor and cherish? Forsaking all others for him alone...

You can stay all day! (stomach gargles)

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

"I don't know her either"

Where Jennifer?

I heard he sold it to a preacher and his wife.

I come to hear Miss Shug sing and to see what a nice place you built.

PREACHER: It is therefore not to be entered into lightly or unadvisedly...

Get off my land

tonight i'll be eating 89 history books 23 pencil cases 2 staples and a textbook from campion in iluka. tonight i'll be eating 9 stags 23 deers 9 snowbirds and a bullet from natural animal world in nooterville.

I gotta go to school

[CAR ENGINE RATTLES]

When covid is over and you See full faces

Ain’t no ocean ain’t no sea keep my cousin way from me

When the sun came out today

[OLIVIA SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Want to go somewhere and can't.

I's going to miss you too.

Celie wants to know: Any letters come?

My God, the Dead has Arisen!!!

I can smell Spring coming

I tell Harpo when I'm fussing, Leave me alone!

I's married now!!!!

What would i do if i couldn't talk to you?

You're such good people. Salt of the earth.

You’ll be back!! You’ll be back!!

Get the molasses out your ASS

Me and my bestie

Until you do right by me

Listen until you do right by me everything you even think of is going to fail

This life be over soon Heaven lasts always

I hate I missed yesterday, y'all apologies for the missing salad

Don't touch me! Leave me alone! Don't touch me!

I remember the day I was in the store with Miss Millie.

Me and you will never part mater dada

Sofia is a pretty name, huh? Sofia, Sofia, Sofia!

When I see my friends for the first time after quarantine:

This is me After the quarantine is over

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Trump in Chicago I’ve always been good to you people

and what do you call that disease george? typeonewormsvermillitdermillloconstantayankophobia? boing yes faye and what do you call those yank marks typetwodiabetiessvermilliouspagettiholtygopohibiamaleria?

I passed my tax course exam!

Looks like twister weather

My God, The dead has arisen.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Her own daddy won't have nothing to do with her.

This how I’m gone be

There is a little African girl called Tashi.

I can smell the rain coming.

Mayor bought Miss Millie a car, and she had Sofia teach her how to drive.

I don't know her either...

My Sister We will never part

KID 1 : What's he doing? KID 2: Leave! We don't need to know.

Slip you in your dozens Your papa's, your cousin

Odessa can squeeze in!

...Oliver was the victim of a systematic course...

You had her your way I had her mine..

- Oh, shit! - This is my place! Come on.

You gonna make me late! I'm gonna get you if you make me late!

Until You Do Right By Me EVERYTHING You think About Gon Fail!

...all growing up together...

Now us never be apart.

Carla & Ann Nothing but death can keep us from it

Mama why you crying?

When I see my friends for the first time after quarantine:

We ust stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

Checking my Account for my Stimulus check

SHUG [SINGING]: ♪ Sister, you've been on my mind ♪

I been sick. Maybe you heard.

Any mo letters come?

She's more than welcome!

Anybody looking for me? ??? Offers

Get the molasses out your ass ...

Hand Pa his hat.

- Where are your children? - At home. Where are yours?

What I tell Mama when she's SURE you know who she's talking about.

[SINGING] ♪ Makidada ♪ ♪ Keep my sister away from me ♪

GET MY CHILDREN OUTTA HERE

Oh, sugar dumpling, let me taste some! Aw, baby!

God is trying to tell you something!

How's that, Pa?

Could be... could be not

No twister, Gonna steal your stuff away

If I was ever going to have a husband, he'd been it. But he weak.

POV: Kevin Samuels died

[SOBBING AND SCREAMING]

CELIE: Dear God, he come home with a girl from around the town called Gray.

My Son after waiting the until the last minute to apply to colleges.

SHUG: What you staring at? Never seen a naked woman before?

My wife during quarantine!!

One size fit all.

Time to go. (stomach gurgling)

Because I don’t know y’all no more

SOFIA: Jack will drive you home, Miss Millie.

Let me see her again.

Me and you must never part My Chief 4 LIFE!

Why he do that?

Then Harpo beat on Sofia.

Sat in that jail..

IDon't Know These People!

Hi, my name is Emma.

This was you smh

[ALBERT GRUNTS]

Nothing but death can keep me from it!

Me to the mail man waiting on my check

...all went down in a matter of hours.