Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When I see my friends for the first time after quarantine:

Mama why you crying?

Time to go. (stomach gurgling)

- ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ - ♪ I praise your name ♪

Carla & Ann Nothing but death can keep us from it

She's more than welcome!

...all went down in a matter of hours.

Rhonda would be like…

Don't touch me! Leave me alone! Don't touch me!

Fresh air, plenty of exercise.

You gonna make me late! I'm gonna get you if you make me late!

Because I don’t know y’all no more

Hairspray (1988) Warner Bros. Pictures John Waters, Ricki Lake

Why he do that?

I'm Getting To It!

- Oh, shit! - This is my place! Come on.

Those mashed potatoes hit the spot! You scratched it out my head when I was ailing.

I can smell Spring coming

No twister, Gonna steal your stuff away

Me and you will never part mater dada

Me and you, shall never part

My God, that hairline has arisen.

Trump in Chicago I’ve always been good to you people

[SINGING] ♪ Makidada ♪ ♪ Keep my sister away from me ♪

God is trying to tell you something!

I gotta go to schooooolllll!!

Odessa can squeeze in!

I need something to eat!

...Oliver was the victim of a systematic course...

You’ll be back!! You’ll be back!!

You had her your way I had her mine..

SHUG [SINGING]: ♪ Sister, you've been on my mind ♪

Her own daddy won't have nothing to do with her.

I remember the day I was in the store with Miss Millie.

I heard you got the nasty womans disease

The new mule had it on. Joey, had it. I couldn't get it from him.

There is a little African girl called Tashi.

...all growing up together...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

YOU CAN WEAR JEANS ALL DAY

NETTIE: He says, This is the day of his dreams.

Mayor bought Miss Millie a car, and she had Sofia teach her how to drive.

Where Jennifer?

Celie, our church, our school...

and what do you call that disease george? typeonewormsvermillitdermillloconstantayankophobia? boing yes faye and what do you call those yank marks typetwodiabetiessvermilliouspagettiholtygopohibiamaleria?

I hate I missed yesterday, y'all apologies for the missing salad

Louis Married Now

What would i do if i couldn't talk to you?

[ALBERT GRUNTS]

SHUG: What you staring at? Never seen a naked woman before?

"I don't know her either"

It was that mule, Old Joey. Old Joey, the mule.

When someone you invited bring a random person

I gotta go to school

We got Covid though

Oh, sugar dumpling, let me taste some! Aw, baby!

My mind and my spirit have been RESTLESS for weeks Now I know why

This life be over soon Heaven lasts always

My God, the dead has arisen.

I'S MARRIED NOW

I gotta go to school!

When the stay at home order is lifted Why you cry’n

This how I’m gone be

Celie wants to know: Any letters come?

(retching violently, stomach gurgling) You get away from me! Don’t touch me!

I tell Harpo when I'm fussing, Leave me alone!

Get the molasses out your ASS

"Oh, Miss Celie, I Feels like Turning Up! Yayyy! It's the weekend Charles. I know Lucien!

My wife during quarantine!!

CELIE: I think she mine.

- Now get the hell out of my house! - Please let her stay!

Why are you crying? Cuz I don’t know you no more.

...that he took right out of my arms.

[CAR ENGINE RATTLES]

You can stay all day! (stomach gargles)

IDon't Know These People!

Me to the mail man waiting on my check

When I see my friends for the first time after quarantine:

Anybody looking for me? ??? Offers

Sat in that jail..

CELIE: Dear God, he come home with a girl from around the town called Gray.

One size fit all.

Get the molasses out your ass ...

e Coli won't do it it!

Get off my land

Hairspray (2007) Warner Bros. Pictures John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky

To love, honor and cherish? Forsaking all others for him alone...

Hi, my name is Emma.

The woman that should have been your mammy.

Until You Do Right By Me EVERYTHING You think About Gon Fail!

Where's my other black sock? Where's my other black sock?

- Where are your children? - At home. Where are yours?

Thank you for the Born Day wishes! I'm truly overwhelmed!

Take me with you!

Sofia, Sofia. That sure is a pretty name.

What is I'm gonna do with all these spiritual downloads? There's so many of them

KID 1 : What's he doing? KID 2: Leave! We don't need to know.

When Eanes ignores you...

I heard he sold it to a preacher and his wife.

HARPO: I did do it, Pa.

We need some Stability around here, thats fo sho

Slip you in your dozens Your papa's, your cousin

But Ildris, you flat out can’t have. Not now, not ever

My little sister, Nettie, has got a man always looking at her.

Listen until you do right by me everything you even think of is going to fail

Where the Feel Butter In the Cooler on the Shelf

You better not tell nobody but god 69: your honor it was him

My mama marry this dead man two years after my real daddy dead.

Leave me alone, Chubby

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

...to take the mail out of the box.

Family: Mitchie, why u crying??

I's married now!!!!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

My razor... After shaving my legs

tonight i'll be eating 89 history books 23 pencil cases 2 staples and a textbook from campion in iluka. tonight i'll be eating 9 stags 23 deers 9 snowbirds and a bullet from natural animal world in nooterville.

Could be, could be not Who's to say..

You told Lucious Lyon To Beat me

I’s gone miss you

When the sun came out today

I'm Getting To It!

Where Ceelie Home fixin to shave mister!!

I don't know her either...

O’Dell went full Bada Bing Club on my Players Club ass! You sure it wasn’t your girl that went ape shit on yo ass?

Checking my Account for my Stimulus check

Until you do right by me

Could be... could be not

...just trying to be loved.

I been sick. Maybe you heard.

Any mo letters come?

What us got to eat?

SOFIA: Jack will drive you home, Miss Millie.

Harpo, ain't that horse saddled yet?

SHUG: There something you got to say?

[OLIVIA SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

...before they Iay eggs all over the place.

When covid is over and you See full faces

Ya-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

My Sister We will never part

PREACHER: It is therefore not to be entered into lightly or unadvisedly...

You're such good people. Salt of the earth.

My God, the Dead has Arisen!!!

What I tell Mama when she's SURE you know who she's talking about.

POV: Kevin Samuels died

I had to fight and finesse my daddy, I had to fight and finesse my uncles

This was you smh

Hell No sir, that Big Hoe ain’t touched my face, hell to the no

Oh, Miss Celie, that was just the salt and sugar.

Let me see her again.

and do not eat clearsil it can kill you just like that so just put it in the bin and just lokc it away. just don't touch and look! just dump it and move on. and don't even mention that you used. just take it to the FDA they'll tell it off.

I come to hear Miss Shug sing and to see what a nice place you built.

I's going to miss you too.

- Sofia, I'll pick you up at 5:00. - Yes, ma'am.

GET MY CHILDREN OUTTA HERE

Want to go somewhere and can't.

If I was ever going to have a husband, he'd been it. But he weak.

Looks like twister weather

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

How's that, Pa?

My God, The dead has arisen.

[SOBBING AND SCREAMING]

Me and you must never part My Chief 4 LIFE!

I can smell the rain coming.

My daughter and I

Ain’t no ocean ain’t no sea keep my cousin way from me

Hand Pa his hat.

You can vouch for nothing!

This is me After the quarantine is over

My Son after waiting the until the last minute to apply to colleges.

Now us never be apart.

I passed my tax course exam!

God is trying to tell you something… Right Now Jeremy!

Me and my bestie

Sofia is a pretty name, huh? Sofia, Sofia, Sofia!

- ♪ Trying ♪ - ♪ Tell you something ♪

I started taking driving lessons. Did you see me out there?

We ust stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

Nothing but death can keep me from it!

Me and you, us never part

Then Harpo beat on Sofia.