Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HOW'D HE DIE...
If Biden loses the election.......
I'm out
How he die? Lady Danbury:
[LAUGHS]
Its gon' rain on yo head
What us gone do?
I got up and looked at the sky.
The corona virus got parents out here talking bout some...
He left it to your mama.
I've Always Been Good to You People!
weather be like
Donald Trump waiting on mail in ballots like @ajheart
Their only sorrow in the beginning was...
Harpo?
...and Adam.
I told you Go on girl
- Get out of here! - No!
- Shug. - Heh. Hot diggidy-dog!
Every Entrepreneur during this Coronavirus panic Nothing but death can keep me from here!
Just_rea
who's filling in for tenae mcknight? georgette mallard.
And then one day, Sofia can't take it no more.
They’re fit’n to be some changes round here!!
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS & PEOPLE CHATTER]
♪ Makidada ♪ ♪ Ain't no ocean, ain't no sea ♪
You had her your way. I had her mine. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
She ain't my Mammy That's your Mammy
G F
Wasn't satisfied till he made his yes, yes Made his yes, yes, yes
I got nobody to watch over my young ones.
Where they at?
Watch for me in the sunset.
Y’all not wearing y’all mask I’m scared
Now get yo motherfukkin bitch ass out of my fukkin crib, don't bring yo bitch ass back the fukk around here Please, let her damn stay damn it, pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please please please please please
...to help with the children and setting up the school...
[SOBBING AND SCREAMING]
Like how we hang the sheets first so we can put the socks in the cracks.
Girls, your mama got supper.
ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SISTER!
Hey
ALBERT: No. Now, baby, don't be that way!
But Eric you flat out can't have Not now not never!
I'm very pleased to meet you.
My response to your invite when I don’t know the guests “I don’t know her either.”
No Such A Thang
SHUG: ♪ Maybe ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is ♪
Avian & Shaun April 30, 2020
Things are going to change around here.
YOU AND ME... US NEVER PART!!!
God Is Trying To Tell You Something Right Now
NETTIE: And these?
[SHUG CHUCKLES]
ALBERT: How come y'all standing out here. What you waiting on?
Checking my Account for my Stimulus check
You said this our special spot
Me and You Us Never Part
"Beat 'Eh!"
In my Celie voice..
Martina's being so annoying about that game. What? What... Martina!
DC:
You get away from me! Don't touch me!
I don’t know her either
She's scared.
You better listen
I got what you call a passion for him.
I'm keeping my eyes on you
Look, I'm driving!
♪ Makidada ♪
♪ Makidada ♪
It was dark and there wasn't nothing moving.
Want me to cut your hair??
You has my sympathy.
To my Alabama Fans: War Damn Eargle
ALBERT: No, no. I'll make it myself.
No.
...and they's alive.
Every time I walk by our trashcan… Anything come for me?
- Now you close your eyes. - Keep your eyes closed.
She’s a lot better than that first wife you married!
[SCREAMS] [SCREAMS]
...a family.
BOY 3: Come on, guys! BOY 4: Hurry up!
We don't like that one either... ..#AltosTookOurHeels
Now, put some more bubbling oil in this tub.
Harpo.
I'm busy!
beep beep! ooh! blaring in my ears i think i feel an incident report coming on lara be a good girl! marleen it's just nail polish. the fire alarm's gone off beep beep! i hope the fire department won't charge us a $500 for a fake fire beep beep! and i hope they'll extinguish what's left of the fake fire beep beep!
...not even
Lynn and Lori, US WILL NEVER Part! Sisters First! Friends Forever!
God's children and Satan's children.
Well, Miss Celie, I do believe it's time for me to go.
Miss Celie … That razor sure look dull to me…
They have instructions to continue the road for another 30 miles...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
♪ I hear you, Lord ♪
We ain’t got letters we was looking for…
We need some stability around here, that's for sure.
Me and you must never part
I won't! I will! I will! I do.
Ya Daddy ain’t nothin but some
I ain’t never figured I’d be wearing pants.
You black you ugly you stink!!! Tell them kids who they real daddy is!!
Why I’m crying after I see my family for the first time after quarantine is over
Beat him. Ur uni.
Sure IS!!
...but I am not.
♪ Made him a tail ♪ ♪ Just a-- ♪
Come on, time to go. Time to go now. Come on!
NETTIE: Dear Celie, the white man is building a road.
A baby boy called Adam, he took while I was sleeping...
when a mad black woman waited 12 & a half months for them taxes and she don't want to share. ... Upt.com
I's Married Now!!
Where you think you going in dem barbershop britches?
...my hut...
dee
Shug like honey, and now I’s just like a bee
Me to every delivery driver
SHUG: Yes, ma'am? I ain't that old.
My heart say she mine.
- Sure enough? - Sure enough. Go on, now.
I don't know her either.
(stomach gurgling violently)
SOFIA: Harpo, I declare, you is slow today!
Do you hear about Kerissa Greenleaf?
Like I said, fine, with me!
A girl!
And when I see'd you...
Remember your name
- I am Miss Millie! I'm the mayor's wife! MAN 2: Yes, ma'am.
It finally reached the cassava fields nine months ago.
We could do one next year.
I was plowing the north field and the mule went crazy.
Butter, butter, butter.
I got children. My children are Iiving in Africa.
I'm so blessed Want he do it!
Beat Her
.
Child, we're going to get you a little milk.
I’s married now!
You can catch a fish without a hook girl...
O’Dell and his niggas started kicking and bucking, hit me right there, Busted my eye busted my lip
I’m just gonna take a seat and watch..
Mother and daughter
Dear Lord, we ask your blessing on our brother, Harris!
Can Nettie stay with us for a spell?
Don't let them run over you. Show them who's got the upper hand.
This is scandalous! A woman with children in a jook joint!
Just don’t make me wait too long Ray!!!
H
[BELLS JINGLING]
when was the time i starred in the movie the adventures of tintin the secret of the unicorn? when you were dumb as a pinball machine.
Mister.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
ALBERT: I love her as much as you, probably more.
Oh, Celie.
You not my daddy
Harpo run the doors and windows from the creek to here.
Parents by the second snow day!!
Im gettin to it
Celie i don’t know what to do with Chevy! Beat ‘em!
Me when I see the Amazon van near my house
What are you going to do? You'll be back!
Black people watching as joe biden signed executive orders
I want to introduce y'all to my friend. Henry Broadnax is his name.
Celie, this Shug Avery, a friend of the family. Fix up the spare room.
[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
This WHAT MAY HAPPEN
They'll turn out better than these fools you never tried to raise.
Take you said me and you will never part
Get off my land! You're not welcome anymore.
Anything come fah me?
Why are you crying? Because I don’t know you no more.
Judy
She got spunk and can talk to anybody. She can stand up and be noticed.
Damn!
Sug: Where's Rikki? Boy: Home fixin' to shave Vince!!
You can light a fire without a match.
Gods tryna tell you something
yes beryl pigeorayal? are you an irayler of the pigeons point? yes we poop on berpigeonpooryl thomppigeonpooomosontpmsonoffznf, and we use black pigeon poo hair dye to bring out our inner prials of our roots and we coo in pigeopootre dapigeonpooame.
CELIE: A-R-M. Arm. - Yes, Celie!
It's not easy as it looks, you know. Okay, then.
Walking to my work station this morning! burr!
That's your mama.
Not if she left him.
On top of me
I didn't see nothing. But I know something's there.
When I send you this just know
Lol
- Now come the time for me to tell you. - What?
tax time SAFEGUARD TAX GROUP. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!
You'll be older soon for the first time, thank you.
But I feels better now. I been staying with Albert and Celie.
I miss you guys
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell has grand snootkids now with sexed up partners eho've had grandkids at -0 years old. oh congratulations to her! i hope her hormones will give her rebirth control.
ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART!! Happy Birthday, JADE!
Me and my bestie that lives in my head
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Celie, no!
Cele say....
I Love You Sis
She can't get it out of reverse.
I've got it. Top of the H. Here we go.
He says, Welcome.
We alright Got colds though
Where’s the Feel Butter?!
What you doing here?
Get the molasses out of your ass!
And vines and ferns and animals and noises...
Get tha molasses out cha asses
See Us
[CRYING] I want to thank you, Miss Celie...
vocês não vêm que ela está sumindo?
Look at the mold on the side.
WHEN HER BABY DADDY SHOW BACK UP
- Stop! - Nettie!
I was out there at Dixie Homes and Hurt Village and O’Dell and his niggas went ape shit
Welp! Good Morning Rooster!