Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Child, we're going to get you a little milk.
I was out there at Dixie Homes and Hurt Village and O’Dell and his niggas went ape shit
But I feels better now. I been staying with Albert and Celie.
Beat Her
I got nobody to watch over my young ones.
"Beat 'Eh!"
- Sure enough? - Sure enough. Go on, now.
Walking to my work station this morning! burr!
It finally reached the cassava fields nine months ago.
What are you going to do? You'll be back!
Black people watching as joe biden signed executive orders
Me and my bestie that lives in my head
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell has grand snootkids now with sexed up partners eho've had grandkids at -0 years old. oh congratulations to her! i hope her hormones will give her rebirth control.
Get the molasses out of your ass!
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
You not my daddy
The corona virus got parents out here talking bout some...
I didn't see nothing. But I know something's there.
Harpo run the doors and windows from the creek to here.
Its gon' rain on yo head
I'm busy!
How he die? Lady Danbury:
CELIE: A-R-M. Arm. - Yes, Celie!
Like I said, fine, with me!
My heart say she mine.
I'm out
I's Married Now!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Mother and daughter
God's children and Satan's children.
I'm keeping my eyes on you
Where you think you going in dem barbershop britches?
♪ Made him a tail ♪ ♪ Just a-- ♪
♪ Makidada ♪
What you doing here?
Judy
♪ Makidada ♪
Me to every delivery driver
tax time SAFEGUARD TAX GROUP. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!
Where’s the Feel Butter?!
Where they at?
G F
SOFIA: Harpo, I declare, you is slow today!
.
That's your mama.
Come on, time to go. Time to go now. Come on!
They'll turn out better than these fools you never tried to raise.
Shug like honey, and now I’s just like a bee
He says, Welcome.
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS & PEOPLE CHATTER]
Why are you crying? Because I don’t know you no more.
[BELLS JINGLING]
I got what you call a passion for him.
O’Dell and his niggas started kicking and bucking, hit me right there, Busted my eye busted my lip
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Celie, no!
We alright Got colds though
He left it to your mama.
Miss Celie … That razor sure look dull to me…
SHUG: Yes, ma'am? I ain't that old.
I've Always Been Good to You People!
She’s a lot better than that first wife you married!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
You better listen
NETTIE: Dear Celie, the white man is building a road.
Sug: Where's Rikki? Boy: Home fixin' to shave Vince!!
We don't like that one either... ..#AltosTookOurHeels
Like how we hang the sheets first so we can put the socks in the cracks.
Avian & Shaun April 30, 2020
when was the time i starred in the movie the adventures of tintin the secret of the unicorn? when you were dumb as a pinball machine.
Now get yo motherfukkin bitch ass out of my fukkin crib, don't bring yo bitch ass back the fukk around here Please, let her damn stay damn it, pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please please please please please
Things are going to change around here.
Get off my land! You're not welcome anymore.
When I send you this just know
H
Gods tryna tell you something
ALBERT: How come y'all standing out here. What you waiting on?
You said this our special spot
Their only sorrow in the beginning was...
They have instructions to continue the road for another 30 miles...
ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SISTER!
Can Nettie stay with us for a spell?
She ain't my Mammy That's your Mammy
We need some stability around here, that's for sure.
Want me to cut your hair??
And when I see'd you...
...but I am not.
I was plowing the north field and the mule went crazy.
Anything come fah me?
Don't let them run over you. Show them who's got the upper hand.
This WHAT MAY HAPPEN
My response to your invite when I don’t know the guests “I don’t know her either.”
I miss you guys
And vines and ferns and animals and noises...
- Stop! - Nettie!
BOY 3: Come on, guys! BOY 4: Hurry up!
dee
Now, put some more bubbling oil in this tub.
Do you hear about Kerissa Greenleaf?
Celie i don’t know what to do with Chevy! Beat ‘em!
♪ I hear you, Lord ♪
[CRYING] I want to thank you, Miss Celie...
♪ Makidada ♪ ♪ Ain't no ocean, ain't no sea ♪
I ain’t never figured I’d be wearing pants.
Look at the mold on the side.
Sure IS!!
She can't get it out of reverse.
Look, I'm driving!
You has my sympathy.
You'll be older soon for the first time, thank you.
I won't! I will! I will! I do.
I’m just gonna take a seat and watch..
Lol
Wasn't satisfied till he made his yes, yes Made his yes, yes, yes
yes beryl pigeorayal? are you an irayler of the pigeons point? yes we poop on berpigeonpooryl thomppigeonpooomosontpmsonoffznf, and we use black pigeon poo hair dye to bring out our inner prials of our roots and we coo in pigeopootre dapigeonpooame.
A baby boy called Adam, he took while I was sleeping...
Ya Daddy ain’t nothin but some
Remember your name
You can light a fire without a match.
Oh, Celie.
[SOBBING AND SCREAMING]
NETTIE: And these?
Mister.
(stomach gurgling violently)
DC:
beep beep! ooh! blaring in my ears i think i feel an incident report coming on lara be a good girl! marleen it's just nail polish. the fire alarm's gone off beep beep! i hope the fire department won't charge us a $500 for a fake fire beep beep! and i hope they'll extinguish what's left of the fake fire beep beep!
YOU AND ME... US NEVER PART!!!
vocês não vêm que ela está sumindo?
It was dark and there wasn't nothing moving.
Im gettin to it
You black you ugly you stink!!! Tell them kids who they real daddy is!!
- Shug. - Heh. Hot diggidy-dog!
On top of me
I don’t know her either
Every Entrepreneur during this Coronavirus panic Nothing but death can keep me from here!
I Love You Sis
It's not easy as it looks, you know. Okay, then.
Girls, your mama got supper.
What us gone do?
ALBERT: No, no. I'll make it myself.
Hey
[LAUGHS]
I don't know her either.
...not even
Not if she left him.
I’s married now!
...to help with the children and setting up the school...
...and they's alive.
If Biden loses the election.......
Cele say....
You can catch a fish without a hook girl...
...my hut...
Parents by the second snow day!!
I got children. My children are Iiving in Africa.
We could do one next year.
She got spunk and can talk to anybody. She can stand up and be noticed.
I've got it. Top of the H. Here we go.
Me and You Us Never Part
Beat him. Ur uni.
To my Alabama Fans: War Damn Eargle
WHEN HER BABY DADDY SHOW BACK UP
Me when I see the Amazon van near my house
Every time I walk by our trashcan… Anything come for me?
[SCREAMS] [SCREAMS]
[SHUG CHUCKLES]
...a family.
I got up and looked at the sky.
Welp! Good Morning Rooster!
Y’all not wearing y’all mask I’m scared
Harpo?
SHUG: ♪ Maybe ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is ♪
Just_rea
when a mad black woman waited 12 & a half months for them taxes and she don't want to share. ... Upt.com
ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART!! Happy Birthday, JADE!
Harpo.
We ain’t got letters we was looking for…
- Now come the time for me to tell you. - What?
HOW'D HE DIE...
I told you Go on girl
See Us
This is scandalous! A woman with children in a jook joint!
Why I’m crying after I see my family for the first time after quarantine is over
Checking my Account for my Stimulus check
Watch for me in the sunset.
I'm so blessed Want he do it!
In my Celie voice..
You had her your way. I had her mine. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Butter, butter, butter.
But Eric you flat out can't have Not now not never!
...and Adam.
A girl!
- Now you close your eyes. - Keep your eyes closed.
Damn!
Just don’t make me wait too long Ray!!!
- Get out of here! - No!
She's scared.
Get tha molasses out cha asses
ALBERT: I love her as much as you, probably more.
[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm very pleased to meet you.
ALBERT: No. Now, baby, don't be that way!
No Such A Thang
Me and you must never part
And then one day, Sofia can't take it no more.
Well, Miss Celie, I do believe it's time for me to go.
Donald Trump waiting on mail in ballots like @ajheart
- I am Miss Millie! I'm the mayor's wife! MAN 2: Yes, ma'am.
No.
Take you said me and you will never part
Dear Lord, we ask your blessing on our brother, Harris!
You get away from me! Don't touch me!
who's filling in for tenae mcknight? georgette mallard.
Lynn and Lori, US WILL NEVER Part! Sisters First! Friends Forever!
I want to introduce y'all to my friend. Henry Broadnax is his name.
God Is Trying To Tell You Something Right Now
weather be like
Celie, this Shug Avery, a friend of the family. Fix up the spare room.
Martina's being so annoying about that game. What? What... Martina!