Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We gonna have a juke joint good time At Emanuel Rambo's 95th Birthday Party
Just pray for us, Celie.
Yeah, Celie. Everything want to be loved.
Ain't a damn thing changed!
...before he make his move on you.
How you feel when your boss lays off your work bestie
Any more letters come?
♪ Oh, speak, Lord ♪ ♪ Speak to me ♪
You told Chocolate Eddie to beat me!
A kind of low humming. Then there was chopping and the sound of dragging.
[BABY CRYING]
Beat her!
GET MY CHILDREN OUTTA HERE
You'd smile at us and say:
Happy Saturday around the world To the untamed hair girls
I’d was feelin mighty bad
Old Sofia home now. Sofia home.
[Muffled Yelling]
Anything come fa me!!
I did like your pappy But your pappy wouldn't do
It still ain't hot enough!
- You want something, gal? - No, sir!
Uh oh …
I curse you! Until you do right by me...
Hey, you'll be back! Ha-ha-ha!
Don’t do it Miss Ces, it ain’t worth it!
CONGREGATION [SINGING]: ♪ If you live right ♪ ♪ Heaven belongs to you ♪
CELIE: I can't move.
Yo Yo
'Cause he's a dirty mistreater A robber and a cheater
Get off my boy!
She's spoiled, twice.
But I calls her Olivia.
Getting ready for summer sock camp, which one should I start with?
A wig? Lol
Mama!
After Quarantine
Are you coming to Kennedy’s MIP?
♪ Me and you, us never part Makidada ♪
For the next eight...
Come on, I don't want to have to come in after you.
Old Sophia home now
[MEN SHOUTING]
Dis life be over soon. Heaven last always.
Ummmm noooo I don’t like them either!!!
Kettle. Uh-huh.
She scratches out my head When I was ailing
Harpo, didn't I tell you to clean my saddle?
We sure ain't got a whole lot of time
You had her your way, I had her mine
Jar. J-A-R. Jar.
Don’t Tell
Biden I don't want you messing with that mailbox cause I done fixed it That's my business!
I don't wanna marry Ms. Netta.
Amen.
MODSTYLE DROPPING A NEW LINE AT 8pm
I DON'T KNOW HAA EITHER
Govt: Everyone will receive $1000... Me:
Yeah, but I still don't understand how.
Dear Celie:
Iz home now!
Until you do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!
When your friend gets told she can't continue
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
[MISTER HUMMING]
We closed!
..
During trip!
Trees and trees and then more trees on top of that.
This is my husband.
She ain’t my MAMMY!
You ain't well.
Anything come for me
And when you're tired...
Girl, I'd drink your bath water!
Today a boy in my afternoon class burst out as he entered:
Needs to be taken down a peg or two.
My god the dead gas arisen Hey Greg
Until you do right by me, Everything you ever think about is gonna fail!
Take them thru there
I seen them coming way up the road.
Quartnee, Courtney - whatever he said
Now God made him an elephant Made him stout
When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about I just say
But I tell you what. I can let you have Celie.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoop, whoop.
Nettie and your kids? Woman, you talking crazy.
I seen him looking at my little sister.
PANTS CRYING FOR HELP RIGHT KNOW RIGHT KNOW
I was feeling mighty bad And then I talked to you and I know there is a God!
I like you, boy!
ALBERT: Harpo! Come here!
We gone be just fine
Hello
Pa, not Pa.
They’re fit’n to be some changes round here!!
Literally, Kevin Samuels final moments on Earth!
That's right. Time to go now.
(stomach gargling) All right.
Biden: Did any mail in votes come in for me? Trump: Stay away from that mailbox
I Don't These People!
[MUSIC STOPS]
What is the matter with you?
I ain't never figured I'd wear pants. Not to mention the things Miss Celie made.
[SQUEAK GIGGLING]
Quita
Look at the dirt on it. This don't look like it's clean.
Gabby Why you crying
How'd he die On top of me
I stitch Olivia on all the seat of her diapers.
The day the Stay At Home Order is lifted Why you cry’n
I's married now!
Me after hearing Maxine Waters Chair of the House Financial Services Committee.
Color Purple meets Bridgerton
He ain’t worth it.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Iron. I-R-O-N. Iron. - Iron.
That's Why I call her Olivia
Me & Jesus Us Never Part Makidada!
... you show gots a beautiful smile!
...that they could not have children.
Hush, you old fool! Always meddling in somebody's business.
- Thank you. They look good. - Bring the plate back tomorrow.
Yeah us sick
My shirt needs mending. My pants need fixing. My shoes need shining.
Time to go!
I had to fight and finesse my brothers And my fukkin cousins
SOFIA: Come on now. Come on.
Mule
ORIGINAL CITY GIRL! CELIE
.
And when we all get together, we're going to whup your ass.
When a white girl date more than 1 black man and her taxes came in. SosoFamous.com
How you talk to fine shyt when you in front of your boys
Sister, you've been on my mind
BEAT HER
I was sitting on the porch reading to the kids...
It gon rain on yo head
The Mail!
CELIE: Nettie!
Nettie!
Terrilyn: November 15th 2025… She’s married now
Guess who this is fof
On your way.
Hershey
NETTIE: Oh, Nettie, you have such nice skin...
Not since their mammy did it.
Meet the Robinsons 2007
I’s gettin Real tired of this cat
It sure is nice...
CELIE: Nettie!
When someone else offers you cake.
U sho is uglyyy
You know it ! Right!
"[SCREAMS]"
I ain't heard such nonsense in all my life.
I always been good to you people
SHUG: ♪ I'll praise your name ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪
Nice, little, young girl clean up the house, iron your shirts--
You Told Big Pimp Daddy Brown to Beat Me!
Harpo!
Nothing. I never asked you for nothing!
Feels after coming out of quarantine.....
I Don't know her either"
Oh, Ana.
Ain’t going back and forth with you Tyrone
Calm down.
Millie, always going on over the colored.
You cut me and I'll kill you.
Repent and Return unto Me! Seek my face and I will heal your land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
You're ugly. You're skinny. You're shaped funny.
Be nice now.
You satisfied? That's what you want?
...and you don't notice it.
SHUG: Albert!
when you co-worker leaving and didn't tell you
He coming back soon.
Anything come for me
Nggas, moochers
Girl I'd drank yo bath water!
Whoa, whoa.
...cussing and screaming...
CHARLENE SAYS SHE GOING BACK HOME... ME:
But Ildris, you flat out can’t have; not now, not never
I wanna marry ya Nettie... - Marques Houston
She ain't even clean.
Lena my 1st BFF
You can catch a fish without a hook, girl.
Lookin for my mail-in ballot like...
Sweet Corrine died from fever and grief.
When you get drafted In the WWE
[AUDIENCE CHUCKLES]
YOU BE ON THE FROWN...
I'm poor, black.
What is I'm gonna do with all these spiritual downloads? There's so many of them
Me looking for my maN
SHUG: ♪ And you wonder why ♪ CHORUS: ♪ And you wonder why
You keep on advising Big Pimp Daddy Brown like you fukkin doing
M.I.S.T.E.R!!
SHUG: ♪ Yeah ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Can't sleep at night ♪
Sick no work again today
Tomorrow's Christmas! You can stay all day!
When Shit Happens Before Your Big Day
Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail! Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!
She is sharp, Celie.
vocês não vêm que ela está sumindo?
Corona
He got three children.
When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about I just say
That's Why I call her Olivia
The dead has arisen Who? Those Bam's
Say what?
Things Changing
Me Trying to go to sleep for WORK but facebook wont let me!
. .
Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama
CONGREGATION: Amen!
Bet not never tell nobody, but God