Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Girl I'd drank yo bath water!
Dis life be over soon. Heaven last always.
'Cause he's a dirty mistreater A robber and a cheater
She ain't even clean.
When a white girl date more than 1 black man and her taxes came in. SosoFamous.com
Me & Jesus Us Never Part Makidada!
...cussing and screaming...
CELIE: Nettie!
Feels after coming out of quarantine.....
Nggas, moochers
But Ildris, you flat out can’t have; not now, not never
You can catch a fish without a hook, girl.
Nettie and your kids? Woman, you talking crazy.
I wanna marry ya Nettie... - Marques Houston
Come on, I don't want to have to come in after you.
when you co-worker leaving and didn't tell you
Pa, not Pa.
Today a boy in my afternoon class burst out as he entered:
Nothing. I never asked you for nothing!
Tomorrow's Christmas! You can stay all day!
CONGREGATION: Amen!
Lena my 1st BFF
NETTIE: Oh, Nettie, you have such nice skin...
Corona
Harpo, didn't I tell you to clean my saddle?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
♪ Oh, speak, Lord ♪ ♪ Speak to me ♪
We gone be just fine
During trip!
Kettle. Uh-huh.
She ain’t my MAMMY!
Hey, you'll be back! Ha-ha-ha!
CELIE: Nettie!
Yo Yo
SHUG: ♪ And you wonder why ♪ CHORUS: ♪ And you wonder why
BEAT HER
My shirt needs mending. My pants need fixing. My shoes need shining.
For the next eight...
CONGREGATION [SINGING]: ♪ If you live right ♪ ♪ Heaven belongs to you ♪
When your friend gets told she can't continue
SOFIA: Come on now. Come on.
That's right. Time to go now.
...and you don't notice it.
[SQUEAK GIGGLING]
Are you coming to Kennedy’s MIP?
Lookin for my mail-in ballot like...
I did like your pappy But your pappy wouldn't do
I like you, boy!
Until you do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!
He ain’t worth it.
You satisfied? That's what you want?
Beat her!
I always been good to you people
We sure ain't got a whole lot of time
When you get drafted In the WWE
[BABY CRYING]
Sweet Corrine died from fever and grief.
Look at the dirt on it. This don't look like it's clean.
[MUSIC STOPS]
Mule
Say what?
Things Changing
Time to go!
How'd he die On top of me
That's Why I call her Olivia
Quartnee, Courtney - whatever he said
Any more letters come?
I Don't know her either"
You'd smile at us and say:
The day the Stay At Home Order is lifted Why you cry’n
My god the dead gas arisen Hey Greg
Anything come for me
. .
Old Sophia home now
Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama
He got three children.
What is the matter with you?
vocês não vêm que ela está sumindo?
And when we all get together, we're going to whup your ass.
Old Sofia home now. Sofia home.
I’d was feelin mighty bad
Until you do right by me, Everything you ever think about is gonna fail!
Nice, little, young girl clean up the house, iron your shirts--
She is sharp, Celie.
Dear Celie:
Hershey
Not since their mammy did it.
[AUDIENCE CHUCKLES]
We closed!
Whoa, whoa.
You had her your way, I had her mine
Anything come for me
MODSTYLE DROPPING A NEW LINE AT 8pm
She's spoiled, twice.
What is I'm gonna do with all these spiritual downloads? There's so many of them
I had to fight and finesse my brothers And my fukkin cousins
CELIE: I can't move.
Me looking for my maN
... you show gots a beautiful smile!
You cut me and I'll kill you.
That's Why I call her Olivia
I DON'T KNOW HAA EITHER
Guess who this is fof
Me after hearing Maxine Waters Chair of the House Financial Services Committee.
[MEN SHOUTING]
He coming back soon.
I ain't never figured I'd wear pants. Not to mention the things Miss Celie made.
Biden: Did any mail in votes come in for me? Trump: Stay away from that mailbox
Bet not never tell nobody, but God
On your way.
After Quarantine
I don't wanna marry Ms. Netta.
Sick no work again today
Hush, you old fool! Always meddling in somebody's business.
Getting ready for summer sock camp, which one should I start with?
I was feeling mighty bad And then I talked to you and I know there is a God!
A kind of low humming. Then there was chopping and the sound of dragging.
SHUG: Albert!
Hello
How you talk to fine shyt when you in front of your boys
Quita
It still ain't hot enough!
...before he make his move on you.
.
It sure is nice...
SHUG: ♪ Yeah ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Can't sleep at night ♪
"[SCREAMS]"
Harpo!
Nettie!
(stomach gargling) All right.
M.I.S.T.E.R!!
Now God made him an elephant Made him stout
When Shit Happens Before Your Big Day
I was sitting on the porch reading to the kids...
Needs to be taken down a peg or two.
Color Purple meets Bridgerton
When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about I just say
Millie, always going on over the colored.
We gonna have a juke joint good time At Emanuel Rambo's 95th Birthday Party
Just pray for us, Celie.
Get off my boy!
- Iron. I-R-O-N. Iron. - Iron.
Trees and trees and then more trees on top of that.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoop, whoop.
Don’t Tell
When someone else offers you cake.
I seen them coming way up the road.
Girl, I'd drink your bath water!
ALBERT: Harpo! Come here!
The dead has arisen Who? Those Bam's
You're ugly. You're skinny. You're shaped funny.
I seen him looking at my little sister.
And when you're tired...
But I tell you what. I can let you have Celie.
SHUG: ♪ I'll praise your name ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪
Jar. J-A-R. Jar.
I's married now!
But I calls her Olivia.
Don’t do it Miss Ces, it ain’t worth it!
PANTS CRYING FOR HELP RIGHT KNOW RIGHT KNOW
Yeah, Celie. Everything want to be loved.
How you feel when your boss lays off your work bestie
[Muffled Yelling]
I ain't heard such nonsense in all my life.
You Told Big Pimp Daddy Brown to Beat Me!
Me Trying to go to sleep for WORK but facebook wont let me!
Gabby Why you crying
I curse you! Until you do right by me...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah, but I still don't understand how.
Ummmm noooo I don’t like them either!!!
Oh, Ana.
A wig? Lol
U sho is uglyyy
GET MY CHILDREN OUTTA HERE
[MISTER HUMMING]
Happy Saturday around the world To the untamed hair girls
Mama!
She scratches out my head When I was ailing
♪ Me and you, us never part Makidada ♪
- Thank you. They look good. - Bring the plate back tomorrow.
Iz home now!
You keep on advising Big Pimp Daddy Brown like you fukkin doing
You told Chocolate Eddie to beat me!
Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail! Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!
Ain’t going back and forth with you Tyrone
Biden I don't want you messing with that mailbox cause I done fixed it That's my business!
CHARLENE SAYS SHE GOING BACK HOME... ME:
You know it ! Right!
I Don't These People!
YOU BE ON THE FROWN...
I'm poor, black.
...that they could not have children.
Terrilyn: November 15th 2025… She’s married now
When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about I just say
Be nice now.
Repent and Return unto Me! Seek my face and I will heal your land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
I stitch Olivia on all the seat of her diapers.
You ain't well.
- You want something, gal? - No, sir!
..
Sister, you've been on my mind
Calm down.
It gon rain on yo head
ORIGINAL CITY GIRL! CELIE
Govt: Everyone will receive $1000... Me:
Literally, Kevin Samuels final moments on Earth!
I’s gettin Real tired of this cat
This is my husband.
Ain't a damn thing changed!
Meet the Robinsons 2007
Uh oh …
Yeah us sick
Anything come fa me!!
Amen.