Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ALBERT AND GRADY LAUGH]

You told Harpo to beat me!

♪ Speak to me ♪

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about I just say....

But you said this here our drug deal

Oh, sister, we're two of a kind

Your e with all her cards yesterday

That sure is, Buster. Right, honey. You got it.

SHUG: You expecting anybody?

Oh, girl, you need a smiling lesson.

Oh Sophia home now! Just hush up!

I don’t know her either.

I can't move. I need to see her eyes.

Do you send that STIMMI to me?

WHEN YOU BRING YOUR GRAND BABY TO CHURCH

SHUG: This doesn't look nothing Iike me.

I've always been good to you people!!

...'God Is Trying To Tell You Something', if you please.

Not now, not never!

Black voters better bash Trump in the head Think about heaven later

How I feel after coming out of 7-day Covid isolation.

The extroverts cry

Whyyyyy Sooo much gray

When you have that first sip of coffee....

After watching Abducted twice

"Get da molasses out ya ass"

SOFIA: Ho, ho, Harpo. Where will you wear them britches?

Made him some eyes Just to lose on the ground

today is the time i got mom folded up at night time. yes she's an umbrella and she got over rain.

Girl I’ll drank your bath water

I Say "I's Married Now"!!

Where's my blue-- Oh, here it is.

When she hates her ex But he's perfect for you

Black People America

How I Felt When Susan Said Kevin Will Be Out 2 Weeks

But you said this here our Merle Norman

Don't do it Miss Gina that razor look pretty dull to me

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Now listen to me. I know just what you need.

Everything she learns, she shares with Tashi. Sound familiar?

Y'all was rotten.

The Garden You can stay awlll daaaay!

Now we don't want Jazz to be like Neil's Neicie do we

And, Celie, Adam has a wife. Tashi.

Phila home Thanks gone change

I'm Getting To It

Let me find out you at home acting like Miss Celie!

Where’s Me-me... Home Fixing To Shave Mister."

Things your stylist would say After the stay at home is lifted

Go to my room and put them in order by the postmark.

It gon rain Lol

♪ 'Cause he's the rottenest cheater ♪

We need some stability around here, that's for sure.

Come on, Miss Celie. Let's go to the car.

And he can drive you home to truth.

ALL: ♪ Is trying to tell you something ♪

Something’s Comin’

How Li be When Gem start

Dammmmmmmn That shit is nappy

Current Mood Home Fixin to shave mister

(stomach gurgling) I move good for an old man.

Anything come for me

It's gon rain on your head

Could be...could be not. Who's to say??

MY GOD THE DEAD HAS ARISEN, MIKE BROWN WILL BE BACK ON THE RADIO, PLEASE PRAY FOR US

Take my sugar foot way from me, my kidada

She ain't fresh, but I expect you know that.

I don’t know him either

"Yall was rotten kids" Yall was rotten... rotten kids!

- Write! - What?

Because she scratched it out of my head when I was ailing.

This is what it was like

Your daddy ain’t nothing But some dead horse shit

She got Iegs like baseball bats.

Old Sofia Home Now, Sophia Home! It’s On!

I Don't wanna see that Blind Possum back in our Jacuzzi again!, you got that?

But I’ll kill Big Pimp Daddy Brown dead before i let his wanna be Dollar Bill ass beat me!

Just don't make me wait too long, Isaac.

- I want it. - Shh. Celie.

CELIE: I just stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

I want to marry your Nettie.

When your mama died, it passed on to you and your sister, Nettie.

Every evening after he leave the field...

popoppooopooppopopo Oopopoopo

CELIE: Hush now!

when you co-worker leaving and didn't tell you

IDK ABOUT YOU GARLAND BUT, I CAN SMELL DA SPRING COMIN'

I had to fight my brothers.

Iz married now Yes you is

Ms. Celie, you is a miracle!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Well, let's toast it at somebody.

He ain't my quarterback

I said I's married now.

First time I ever been knocked down without throwing a punch.

- Where's Celie? BOY: Home fixing to shave Mister.

Cha cha Cha cha

I ain't listening to you. Goodbye, Pa! Bye!

Me on Valentines Day

All the evil, and all the love.

But Nettie and my kids are coming home soon.

Me on Valentine's Day

♪ Is trying to tell you something ♪

Had me looking like this .

[IMITATES SHUG] You ugly. You sure is ugly.

Nothing but death can keep me from it!

When my kid's daddy put them to sleep But they crying for mama

Harpo, come on down here. I need you to hold this baby.

I had a blue one....

You gonna buy anything or not, gal?

yes beryl boororierette? what do you want? i want to do some badoodewing in barrabool.

[ALBERT CHUCKLES]

You ain't never coming back here!

You haven't seen your children in a while.

SOFIA: I had enough bad luck to keep me laughing the rest of my life.

♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

And I don't want to smell no goddamn stinking pipe, Albert!

Oh! Miss Celie!

When you reminiscing About the tithe payers you lost

Shake your shimmy, girl! Come on! Show me your stuff!

How did Kevin Samuel’s Die? On top of me.

I don’t know her either

You cut me I’ll kill you!!

Miss Celie’s Pants One Size Fit All

It's right here! Just a few hundred yards from this holy place.

We just gone stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

When I checked for my Stimulus Check and put in my SSN today This came up.

Get my children outta here

Me on Valentine's Day Anything come for me?

Me and You us never part! Happy Birthday, Melanie ❤️

We can do whatever Whenever

Get off my land!

Maybe God is trying to tell you something...

it's sure is nice

[CELIE SOBBING]

Me trying to parallel park!

Well, Harpo, you just going to have to try them on.

- ♪ Until you spoke to me ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak to me ♪

They been taking care of me.

- ♪ Right now ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Right now ♪

Why are you crying? Because I don’t know y’all no more.

The Jacksons done set the population of Georgia a new high

How did he die?

No such a thang

Mike Brown returns to radio coming soon, please pray for us

I feel that once I see her eyes, my feet can let go...

Side Chicks at front desk of their apartment building today...

HARPO: Let's dance.

CELIE: He talk about your teeth?

Do you know what a jungle is?

Your Granny with all her cards yesterday

You can vouch For nothing

...is already done to you.

Don't forget to write!

Shirley coming for her....

Your sister's thinking about marriage.

(stomach gurgling) What’s the matter?

Ain't hot enough.

Is it the right side or the left side? The left side?

Long ride to Lowes

HARPO: Miss Celie, you is a miracle!

- Harpo! Ain't you saddled that horse yet? - Yes, sir!

and the baudelaire fire has gone. conclused a word which here means "done and finished business best left forgotten.". it could be said that count olaf has been conclused. we'll be back (if there's another fire!)

Happy Birthday Titi! I miss you!

IRS: You need to file your stimulus as income. Me:

I’S American now!

I ain’t figured I’d be wearing pants

It’s gonna be so hot What is gone do?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hello world Hello hello

Make yourself useful, Harpo. Hush now, honey.

Y'all was rotten kids. You was. You was rotten kids!

I loves the hair aunties, I do… But I’ll kill ‘em dead, fore I let them say I ain’t 4c

Hey, welcome to Harpo's! I'm Harpo.

Men who grow up with a loving fstger Love differently

Chrystal Rucker after people said she knew them and their friends from way back...

Got colds though.

Bryan to criminals and trespassers

[SWING MUSIC PLAYING & PEOPLE CHATTERING]

I am sure Albert is still the only one...

CELIE: I just stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

- ♪ I was so blind ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak to me ♪

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

Phyllis, you made it.

I love Shug Avery.

ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SISTER!

Now, I got two children by my daddy.

Don’t touch me You not my daddy

After almost a month being Quarantined Me, going to my momma house on Sunday.

Black WOMEN PROBLEMS

What imma say to all my GFs

Now I only write at Christmas and Easter...

My response to your party invite when I don’t the guests.... “I don’t know her either.“

who's filling in for nicole bonnet? candice negri.

If she my baby, her name Olivia.

How did he die home wrecker

[INAUDIBLE WHISPER]

You better not tell nobody but God.

...Oliver was the victim of a...