Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't move. I need to see her eyes.

And, Celie, Adam has a wife. Tashi.

- I want it. - Shh. Celie.

Oh, girl, you need a smiling lesson.

Phyllis, you made it.

Whyyyyy Sooo much gray

...Oliver was the victim of a...

Girl I’ll drank your bath water

We need some stability around here, that's for sure.

My response to your party invite when I don’t the guests.... “I don’t know her either.“

Me on Valentine's Day

Now, I got two children by my daddy.

Not now, not never!

After almost a month being Quarantined Me, going to my momma house on Sunday.

- ♪ Until you spoke to me ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak to me ♪

When my kid's daddy put them to sleep But they crying for mama

who's filling in for nicole bonnet? candice negri.

MY GOD THE DEAD HAS ARISEN, MIKE BROWN WILL BE BACK ON THE RADIO, PLEASE PRAY FOR US

Me on Valentine's Day Anything come for me?

Do you send that STIMMI to me?

Phila home Thanks gone change

But you said this here our drug deal

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Do you know what a jungle is?

♪ 'Cause he's the rottenest cheater ♪

and the baudelaire fire has gone. conclused a word which here means "done and finished business best left forgotten.". it could be said that count olaf has been conclused. we'll be back (if there's another fire!)

[ALBERT CHUCKLES]

Don't forget to write!

yes beryl boororierette? what do you want? i want to do some badoodewing in barrabool.

Why are you crying? Because I don’t know y’all no more.

SOFIA: Ho, ho, Harpo. Where will you wear them britches?

I ain’t figured I’d be wearing pants

[ALBERT AND GRADY LAUGH]

Everything she learns, she shares with Tashi. Sound familiar?

CELIE: He talk about your teeth?

Is it the right side or the left side? The left side?

Me on Valentines Day

Make yourself useful, Harpo. Hush now, honey.

When she hates her ex But he's perfect for you

How did he die home wrecker

It gon rain Lol

Anything come for me

What imma say to all my GFs

[SWING MUSIC PLAYING & PEOPLE CHATTERING]

She got Iegs like baseball bats.

Y'all was rotten.

Your Granny with all her cards yesterday

I’S American now!

When your mama died, it passed on to you and your sister, Nettie.

...'God Is Trying To Tell You Something', if you please.

Oh! Miss Celie!

Ain't hot enough.

SHUG: This doesn't look nothing Iike me.

Harpo, come on down here. I need you to hold this baby.

I don’t know him either

Had me looking like this .

Cha cha Cha cha

I'm Getting To It

The Jacksons done set the population of Georgia a new high

I love Shug Avery.

SHUG: You expecting anybody?

But I’ll kill Big Pimp Daddy Brown dead before i let his wanna be Dollar Bill ass beat me!

It’s gonna be so hot What is gone do?

Current Mood Home Fixin to shave mister

After watching Abducted twice

Things your stylist would say After the stay at home is lifted

(stomach gurgling) What’s the matter?

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about I just say....

I had to fight my brothers.

I had a blue one....

Well, Harpo, you just going to have to try them on.

Every evening after he leave the field...

Oh Sophia home now! Just hush up!

Oh, sister, we're two of a kind

The extroverts cry

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Ms. Celie, you is a miracle!

When I checked for my Stimulus Check and put in my SSN today This came up.

SOFIA: I had enough bad luck to keep me laughing the rest of my life.

Long ride to Lowes

- Write! - What?

Your daddy ain’t nothing But some dead horse shit

I don’t know her either.

All the evil, and all the love.

Old Sofia Home Now, Sophia Home! It’s On!

That sure is, Buster. Right, honey. You got it.

Now I only write at Christmas and Easter...

Just don't make me wait too long, Isaac.

Well, let's toast it at somebody.

Go to my room and put them in order by the postmark.

Something’s Comin’

When you reminiscing About the tithe payers you lost

it's sure is nice

How Li be When Gem start

Where's my blue-- Oh, here it is.

I want to marry your Nettie.

♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

How I feel after coming out of 7-day Covid isolation.

When you have that first sip of coffee....

Miss Celie’s Pants One Size Fit All

I feel that once I see her eyes, my feet can let go...

Get off my land!

Hello world Hello hello

Your sister's thinking about marriage.

Mike Brown returns to radio coming soon, please pray for us

It's right here! Just a few hundred yards from this holy place.

I Say "I's Married Now"!!

Black voters better bash Trump in the head Think about heaven later

It's gon rain on your head

But you said this here our Merle Norman

I am sure Albert is still the only one...

No such a thang

♪ Speak to me ♪

You told Harpo to beat me!

He ain't my quarterback

You cut me I’ll kill you!!

I've always been good to you people!!

Take my sugar foot way from me, my kidada

I don’t know her either

Don't do it Miss Gina that razor look pretty dull to me

How did Kevin Samuel’s Die? On top of me.

Chrystal Rucker after people said she knew them and their friends from way back...

[CELIE SOBBING]

They been taking care of me.

Made him some eyes Just to lose on the ground

ALL: ♪ Is trying to tell you something ♪

I loves the hair aunties, I do… But I’ll kill ‘em dead, fore I let them say I ain’t 4c

Now listen to me. I know just what you need.

Nothing but death can keep me from it!

Black WOMEN PROBLEMS

Men who grow up with a loving fstger Love differently

Me and You us never part! Happy Birthday, Melanie ❤️

Maybe God is trying to tell you something...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Black People America

CELIE: Hush now!

And I don't want to smell no goddamn stinking pipe, Albert!

"Yall was rotten kids" Yall was rotten... rotten kids!

You haven't seen your children in a while.

CELIE: I just stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

We can do whatever Whenever

[INAUDIBLE WHISPER]

You better not tell nobody but God.

How I Felt When Susan Said Kevin Will Be Out 2 Weeks

(stomach gurgling) I move good for an old man.

I Don't wanna see that Blind Possum back in our Jacuzzi again!, you got that?

You ain't never coming back here!

Your e with all her cards yesterday

HARPO: Let's dance.

And he can drive you home to truth.

Dammmmmmmn That shit is nappy

HARPO: Miss Celie, you is a miracle!

Side Chicks at front desk of their apartment building today...

Now we don't want Jazz to be like Neil's Neicie do we

- Harpo! Ain't you saddled that horse yet? - Yes, sir!

You can vouch For nothing

Y'all was rotten kids. You was. You was rotten kids!

CELIE: I just stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

Hey, welcome to Harpo's! I'm Harpo.

I ain't listening to you. Goodbye, Pa! Bye!

Let me find out you at home acting like Miss Celie!

WHEN YOU BRING YOUR GRAND BABY TO CHURCH

First time I ever been knocked down without throwing a punch.

Me trying to parallel park!

Get my children outta here

ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SISTER!

"Get da molasses out ya ass"

Don’t touch me You not my daddy

popoppooopooppopopo Oopopoopo

But Nettie and my kids are coming home soon.

Happy Birthday Titi! I miss you!

- ♪ Right now ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Right now ♪

How did he die?

Could be...could be not. Who's to say??

This is what it was like

You gonna buy anything or not, gal?

when you co-worker leaving and didn't tell you

IRS: You need to file your stimulus as income. Me:

Iz married now Yes you is

♪ Is trying to tell you something ♪

She ain't fresh, but I expect you know that.

If she my baby, her name Olivia.

We just gone stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

Come on, Miss Celie. Let's go to the car.

Shake your shimmy, girl! Come on! Show me your stuff!

- Where's Celie? BOY: Home fixing to shave Mister.

- ♪ I was so blind ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak to me ♪

The Garden You can stay awlll daaaay!

Shirley coming for her....

[IMITATES SHUG] You ugly. You sure is ugly.

Bryan to criminals and trespassers

today is the time i got mom folded up at night time. yes she's an umbrella and she got over rain.

IDK ABOUT YOU GARLAND BUT, I CAN SMELL DA SPRING COMIN'

Because she scratched it out of my head when I was ailing.

I said I's married now.

Got colds though.

Where’s Me-me... Home Fixing To Shave Mister."

...is already done to you.