Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, Miss Sofia! No!

The longer I'm married to you, the slower and dumber you get.

Me and you Must never part

...I hardly know where to begin.

May Be, May Be, Not

Everything you done to me...

Gucci: Put That Nigga In The Dirt Jezzy : I Tell You What

- Honey. H-O-N-E-Y. - Uh-huh.

Baby, have I got a surprise for you. This'll make you all well.

I hear she's got that nasty woman's disease

What Mrs. Millie said

When Shit Happens Before Your Big Day Nothing But Death Can Keep Me From It

[TASHl SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

It was that mule o'dell o 'dell the fukkin atrocious act mule that gave a black eye

Oh, it's something to see.

SHUG: ♪ I'm gonna praise your name ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

Dagen du insåg du blivit mamma Och mamma inte vill städa ditt rum längre...

When they ask if you can be friends after a breakup?

[MUFFLED YELLING]

Just thought I'd stop and say hello.

Well, if you'll excuse us, we got a train to catch.

Don't do it. Don't trade places with what I been through.

Ever notice how trees do everything to get attention that we do...

[BELLS JINGLING]

I'm going with Shug.

You has my sympathies

So what you gonna do? Hire yourself to farm?

Would you Iike to work for me? Be my maid?

CELIE: I ain't heard so much racket since before Sofia left.

could be could be not who's to say

He beat me when you ain't here.

Im feeling real down Im feeling mighty bad But I know there is a God

Come upstairs with me.

He ain't changed a lick.

...Oliver was the vicient-- victim of a sesum...

...and a baby girl called Olivia...

Pie's in the pantry. Women need to be left alone sometimes.

ALBERT: Morning, Mr. Huntley! - Whoa.

How’d he died? Ortencia : On top of me

What happened with you and Pa?

ALBERT: You're my kind of man!

I'll get it hot. I'll show you how to make it hot.

Dat moment when... U feel like Celie

When's the last time their hair was combed?

Miss Celie, it sure is good to see you.

She ain't My Mammy!!

[MOUTHS] Thank you.

What's it say, Celie?

Y'ALL WAS ROTTEN KIDS. YOU WSA. YOU WAS ROTTEN KIDS!

When the diversity training becomes too much @foodlosophy101

♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

I don't never want you messing with that mailbox!

MILLIE: Honey, let me see you. Look at you, you're so sweet.

Me And You, Us Never Part Sister Sedina

I know what it like to want to sing and have it beat out of you.

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[GRUNTS AND PANTS]

[IN DEEPER VOICE] For the next eight or ten months...

To Meghan Markle

It's a little late this year.

Anything come for meeee

But us still longing.

SOFIA: Harpo says I spend too much money.

When you miss your work friend

And you smell so good when I sit close to you. And your teeth....

What would I do if I couldn't talk to you?

- ♪ Tell you something ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Maybe ♪

At Kroger: Anything left for me?

What us gonna do?

IT’S SO MANY OF ‘EM! WHAT US GONE DO?

...and cuss you out? You're at the head of your own table...

BOY 1 : Come on! Push! BOY 2: Hurry up! Hurry!

♪ I hollered at Papa ♪ ♪ And told him to wait ♪

Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama (by Neil.T)

You Told Johnnie Brunson Mackerson Jackson to Beat Me??

chair of the House Financial Services Committee.

Mike Brown returns to radio, please pray for us!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

...is called Miss Celie's Blues.

- That's a hoof print. - No, that look like a fist print.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

The song I'm about to sing...

Current Mood What are you up to?

ALBERT: Celie! Bring me a cool drink.

[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

- ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ - ♪ Speak to me, Lord ♪

HOW DID HE DIE??? I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED HE TAKES HIS HEART PILLS AND VIAGRA AND ANTVIRAL PILLS! I MAKE SURE TO TAKE MINE DAILY!

SHUG: ♪ Speak to me, Lord ♪

Mister say he want to have a look at her.

"Oh, Miss Celie, I Feels like Turning Up!" yayyy it's Friday Charles! I Know Lucien!

I've always been good to you people!

Harpo! Get here! Come here, boy!

Me and you us never part Maki da da

Then they say...

God told me to tell you… It’s gone rain on your head!

I never asked you for nothing, Not even your sorry hand in marriage!

I don't see it! Where's my suit pin?

Hey, Celie! Get here!

Like everything I see, she's seeing.

I know what it like, Miss Celie.

Sofia thinks too much of herself.

I hear she's got that nasty women's disease.

Yes, sir. I want five yards, sir.

When you get around ya friends after quarantine

Twitter/X Stans As They start to realize people leaving for Bluesky...

When Quarantine is over, and I start putting people out!

COULD BE, COULD BE NOT. WHO'S TO SAY?

ALBERT: Sure. She be kin now.

All of us been prodigal children one time or another!

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about....

What you doing for Christmas?

Every Entrepreneur during Coronavirous Nothing but death can keep me from here!

No, you stay right here, Harpo.

I can't ride in a car with some strange colored man.

♪ If you live right ♪ ♪ Heaven belongs to you ♪

Wonder if she's safe.

No low life's gonna run me around

But then I talked to you and I know there is a God.

Cmon check......

...no laughter and no life. Just me.

BOTH: [SINGING] ♪ Me and you ♪ ♪ Us never part ♪

You got any children?

Missing my Fries

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

...'til you do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!

Me on Valentines Day

You do what I tell you.

CELIE: Bye, Clarence!

But singing the blues

But dear God, I'm here!

...because her heart been broke.

Only somebody old would have eyes like that.

But the worst is yet to be told.

Let Me Tell You Something

She ain’t wurffit Ms. Celie

Nothing can do it better than a good beating.

I was feeling bad but I talked to you and I know there is a God!

who's filling in for matthew jubiliararash? tracy dixie.

My message to you concerning Cinco de Mayo

Can't a man dance with his wife?

It’s Gon’ Rain on Yo Head

Fuck boy get away from Tony

How it feels to wake up to over 800 followers!

I ain't never figured I'd wear pants Not to mention some pants miss celie made

Did that stimmi cone for me?

You took my sister Nettie away from me.

Good Bye Tawanna!

♪ Me and you, us never part Makidada ♪

...to lavish all the love I feel for you on them.

me & you, us neva part

Could be could be not Who’s to say

tonight i'll be eating 76 flopples a ballet shoe 66 emoticonsd and a star chart from the star factory in iluka. tonight i'll be eatring 8 M&m's cookies a vanilla iced tea and 5 lettuce subs from subway in east shropshire.

Why You Crying after the Quarantine

Look at that! Look at that!

...the man I knew as my pa is dead.

- You think I's ugly. - No, I don't.

...got to have a pa.