Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pie's in the pantry. Women need to be left alone sometimes.

What's it say, Celie?

Just thought I'd stop and say hello.

You Told Johnnie Brunson Mackerson Jackson to Beat Me??

who's filling in for matthew jubiliararash? tracy dixie.

- You think I's ugly. - No, I don't.

IT’S SO MANY OF ‘EM! WHAT US GONE DO?

could be could be not who's to say

Me on Valentines Day

Let Me Tell You Something

Then they say...

Only somebody old would have eyes like that.

♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

Would you Iike to work for me? Be my maid?

...Oliver was the vicient-- victim of a sesum...

Why You Crying after the Quarantine

I can't ride in a car with some strange colored man.

I've always been good to you people!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- ♪ Tell you something ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Maybe ♪

Fuck boy get away from Tony

My message to you concerning Cinco de Mayo

But singing the blues

Dagen du insåg du blivit mamma Och mamma inte vill städa ditt rum längre...

Mister say he want to have a look at her.

I was feeling bad but I talked to you and I know there is a God!

God told me to tell you… It’s gone rain on your head!

ALBERT: Morning, Mr. Huntley! - Whoa.

No low life's gonna run me around

When's the last time their hair was combed?

...'til you do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!

...because her heart been broke.

How it feels to wake up to over 800 followers!

I know what it like, Miss Celie.

What you doing for Christmas?

Missing my Fries

Yes, sir. I want five yards, sir.

...the man I knew as my pa is dead.

[MUFFLED YELLING]

He ain't changed a lick.

tonight i'll be eating 76 flopples a ballet shoe 66 emoticonsd and a star chart from the star factory in iluka. tonight i'll be eatring 8 M&m's cookies a vanilla iced tea and 5 lettuce subs from subway in east shropshire.

Twitter/X Stans As They start to realize people leaving for Bluesky...

She ain’t wurffit Ms. Celie

Dat moment when... U feel like Celie

What happened with you and Pa?

Im feeling real down Im feeling mighty bad But I know there is a God

I'll get it hot. I'll show you how to make it hot.

♪ I hollered at Papa ♪ ♪ And told him to wait ♪

But then I talked to you and I know there is a God.

Every Entrepreneur during Coronavirous Nothing but death can keep me from here!

Mike Brown returns to radio, please pray for us!

♪ If you live right ♪ ♪ Heaven belongs to you ♪

Look at that! Look at that!

When Quarantine is over, and I start putting people out!

He beat me when you ain't here.

I don't see it! Where's my suit pin?

May Be, May Be, Not

And you smell so good when I sit close to you. And your teeth....

When you miss your work friend

...no laughter and no life. Just me.

- Honey. H-O-N-E-Y. - Uh-huh.

Everything you done to me...

But the worst is yet to be told.

ALBERT: Sure. She be kin now.

[TASHl SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

...and a baby girl called Olivia...

I ain't never figured I'd wear pants Not to mention some pants miss celie made

Me And You, Us Never Part Sister Sedina

Cmon check......

CELIE: I ain't heard so much racket since before Sofia left.

What would I do if I couldn't talk to you?

Nothing can do it better than a good beating.

ALBERT: Celie! Bring me a cool drink.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Me and you Must never part

Y'ALL WAS ROTTEN KIDS. YOU WSA. YOU WAS ROTTEN KIDS!

It’s Gon’ Rain on Yo Head

chair of the House Financial Services Committee.

The longer I'm married to you, the slower and dumber you get.

[BELLS JINGLING]

Miss Celie, it sure is good to see you.

Hey, Celie! Get here!

It was that mule o'dell o 'dell the fukkin atrocious act mule that gave a black eye

You do what I tell you.

I know what it like to want to sing and have it beat out of you.

SHUG: ♪ Speak to me, Lord ♪

At Kroger: Anything left for me?

But us still longing.

[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

SHUG: ♪ I'm gonna praise your name ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

All of us been prodigal children one time or another!

Good Bye Tawanna!

I'm going with Shug.

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about....

Oh, it's something to see.

SOFIA: Harpo says I spend too much money.

But dear God, I'm here!

MILLIE: Honey, let me see you. Look at you, you're so sweet.

You has my sympathies

Sofia thinks too much of herself.

Me and you us never part Maki da da

Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama (by Neil.T)

Baby, have I got a surprise for you. This'll make you all well.

What Mrs. Millie said

CELIE: Bye, Clarence!

Could be could be not Who’s to say

So what you gonna do? Hire yourself to farm?

Anything come for meeee

No, you stay right here, Harpo.

...to lavish all the love I feel for you on them.

Ever notice how trees do everything to get attention that we do...

What us gonna do?

- That's a hoof print. - No, that look like a fist print.

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

I never asked you for nothing, Not even your sorry hand in marriage!

Did that stimmi cone for me?

I don't never want you messing with that mailbox!

Like everything I see, she's seeing.

Gucci: Put That Nigga In The Dirt Jezzy : I Tell You What

When you get around ya friends after quarantine

...and cuss you out? You're at the head of your own table...

- ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ - ♪ Speak to me, Lord ♪

ALBERT: You're my kind of man!

HOW DID HE DIE??? I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED HE TAKES HIS HEART PILLS AND VIAGRA AND ANTVIRAL PILLS! I MAKE SURE TO TAKE MINE DAILY!

The song I'm about to sing...

me & you, us neva part

No, Miss Sofia! No!

"Oh, Miss Celie, I Feels like Turning Up!" yayyy it's Friday Charles! I Know Lucien!

[IN DEEPER VOICE] For the next eight or ten months...

BOTH: [SINGING] ♪ Me and you ♪ ♪ Us never part ♪

♪ Me and you, us never part Makidada ♪

You took my sister Nettie away from me.

She ain't My Mammy!!

You got any children?

...is called Miss Celie's Blues.

[MOUTHS] Thank you.

When Shit Happens Before Your Big Day Nothing But Death Can Keep Me From It

To Meghan Markle

Harpo! Get here! Come here, boy!

Come upstairs with me.

BOY 1 : Come on! Push! BOY 2: Hurry up! Hurry!

I hear she's got that nasty woman's disease

When they ask if you can be friends after a breakup?

Don't do it. Don't trade places with what I been through.

Wonder if she's safe.

Well, if you'll excuse us, we got a train to catch.

How’d he died? Ortencia : On top of me

I hear she's got that nasty women's disease.

COULD BE, COULD BE NOT. WHO'S TO SAY?

[GRUNTS AND PANTS]

Current Mood What are you up to?

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

When the diversity training becomes too much @foodlosophy101

...got to have a pa.

It's a little late this year.

Can't a man dance with his wife?

...I hardly know where to begin.