Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Y'ALL WAS ROTTEN KIDS. YOU WAS. YOU WAS ROTTEN KIDS!

...or Corrine has been sick...

When your FB friends become someone different for SM Gotta go!

Happy birthday, Sis!! Love ya! ❤️

Well, it's all yours now.

How’d he die Well damn

I've always been good to you people!

I don't wanna marry Ms. Netta.

Now he's a funny mistreater, A robber and a cheater

We got colds though...

Lesbians after they smash

You may now salute the bride.

I know it was her.

No. Probably just some people lost their way.

Better not tell nobody but God It’ll kill your mama

SAINTS USED TO BE SINNERS

It's all too trifling and confused.

He left me the money though.

But Eric you flat out can't have Not now not ever!

Opening To Phineas & Ferb 2008 DVD

I was feeling naughty bad But then I talked to you and I know there is a God.

One size fit all

yes beryl doverette? what do you want? i want to do some baspering in berengullen.

Why are you attacking me ?!

Girl child ain't safe in a family of mens.

and over here we have contestant number 23... i've only just given you the scene and the situation!

Celie, you got the ugliest smile this side of Creation.

I got to finish stuffing the turkey.

You going to a party at Robot House? I want to, but it’s a love party, and it has something to do with a Jew and a Puerto Rican getting married.

Today Weather Forecast Syracuse,New York

I don't know her either

To my Alabama fans: War Damn Eagle!!!

Oh, sister, have I got news for you

SHUG: I like your uncle, Like your brother too

Looks like twister weather

No, sir, I ain't living in no streets.

You're gonna have to leave here soon...

Yall was rotten kids. You was. You was rotten kids! "Made my life here, pure hell."

What did you say?

What you doing?

Maybe you can give me a sign.

[NETTIE CHUCKLES AND CRIES]

He knows because he the only one!

Mama, why are you crying?

They beat me when you ain’t here

Me waiting for my phone to arrive

Now, she be a big girl.

When I walked outta dat gym I knowed Dey is a God

On top of Me...

You keep on advising him like you doing.

And your mama do the Lordy, Lord

No, but we had $53,000 on a tight, tight budget for our tuition.

Entrepreneurs during Coronavirus panic

Sisters for life❤️

Oh, Miss Celie, I feels Iike singing!

Beat her Beat her Harpo

Could be...could be not...who’s to say

A woman need to have a little fun, Harpo.

Dear God, he act like he can't stand me no more.

My God the dead has arisen

STORE CLERK: How are you today?

ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART! Happy Birthday, Sister Sister!

God is trying to tell you somethin Quit your job

PREACHER: Now, Sofia.

Every Entrepreneur during Coronavirus Nothing but death can keep me from here!

Would you like to work for me be my NANNY? Everything is paid for you filthy animal!

Like white people at home who don't want black people to learn.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I gotta go to school

WHEN ALL 3 OF US DONE F***KED HER

me and u will never part

Yes, indeed, Lord. I know something's coming.

Could be ...could be not Who’s to say.

CHORUS: ♪ Speak, Lord ♪ SHUG: ♪ Oh, speak, Lord ♪

He just climb on top of me and do his business.

The lady you met in town is named Corrine.

Tashi, this is my sister, Celie.

...when all of a sudden, something struck me.

Anything come for me? Anymore letters come?

You can stay AALLL day !

I'll take right good care of your Nettie.

♪ Made him a snout ♪ ♪ Just as long as a rail ♪

CELIE: She said she write, but she never write.

During happier times

HARPO: Pa! Who that, Pa? Who this?

All this sexy on the horizon.... What us gone do?

...and since I never heard from you all this time...

Well the dead has arisen

who's filling in for christopher jounker? drayle mcgrayleville.

How I feel today at D 1

You know it! Get it right!

You want some supper?

Next time I'll out a little OG pee in his glass And see how he like that

I just couldn't keep him off me. Could I stay here with you?

Are you saying it just want to be loved like it say in the Bible?

How you expect her to mind? Heh, heh.

Well, I know you could understand your life.

Y'all was rotten kids.

MAN: Hey! Watch it!

You sho is ugly!

Me being jealous of you and Albert.

What us gon do? Deys jus so many of um.

You ain't got it in you to understand.

See, Daddy, sinners have souls too.

Today’s Weather Report Syracuse New York

Girl, I'd drink yo bath water

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Coming out of CoVid isolation in the 7th day like…

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That damn Mister

Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama (by Neil.T)

A little milk for the baby. Yes, indeed.

- Ahh! ALBERT: Don't talk back to me.

ALBERT: Oh, no.

Trying to drive

Chrystal Rucker after a night of people lying about knowing her

We sang our hearts out.

OLD JOEY THE MULE

Miss Celie, you is a miracle worker.

♪ Makidada ♪ ♪ Keep my sister away from me ♪

Sophia Get the molasses out yo ass!

Me and Shug, I smile.

- Good afternoon, Mr. Mayor. - Good to see you.

I don’t know her either

Whys you call her Olivia when that ain't her name?

♪ Well, maybe God ♪ ♪ Is trying to tell you something ♪

I Ain't never figured I'd be wearin no pants Not to mention some pants miss celie done made

Give me a hand and get her in the house.

This is Alex Nasty

No such a thing

- ♪ I was so lost ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak, Lord ♪

I am Miss Millie’ I’m

MAN: Good night, y'all.

[GRUNTING AND CLAMORING]

SHUG: Celie, get in the car. Get in the car.

2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 7 x 7 x 7 = 49392

Don’t sneeze around my kids!

When I haven’t seen my family in 2 months

SHUG: ♪ Maybe God ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Maybe God ♪

When you're on your way To LULAC National Elections

HARPO: Ain't you glad to be home?

When's the last time their hair was combed?

Me checking the therapist scheduler for cancellation be like

When they try to take Jamiah’s Bed

I'll have to shave it off.

Now do your shimmy.

Mind your own goddamn business. I feel just fine. Just had to eat.

I’s married now

Did my Temu come today

And throwed your life away. And a right smart amount of money with it.

“Alls this picnic I has to fight!”

Anything come for me?

Looking for a stimulus check like....

My God The dead has arisen

...I guess he was right.

Get my children out of here

- Sweetpea! MAN: Hold on there! Hold on.

You still love him?

The way you'd make your voice rise and fall when you turned a phrase.

I love you Forever

He don't know the difference.

you just one of the roosters boy

CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ - ♪ Maybe ♪

When you leave your husband and your abusive stepfather dies

[HARPO SCREAMS]

...hoping my letters get lost among the Christmas and Easter greetings...

When you have not seen Erica in a loooooong time And they tell you you have a funeral to go to

Nothing but death can keep me from it!

May Be, May Be Not, Who’s To Say

BOTH: Ready. One, two, three!

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about...

How he die?!?! On top of me

In the words of Mister Would Someone please tell that to the Democrats

Maybe… Sweep out the caboose

Da moment when... You feel like Celia Ty Jesus Ty Jesus Ty Jesus Ty Jesus

Cuz we don't never get to talk no mo

Well, let's do the shopping!

Sofia after quarantine... “I don’t know y’all no more.”

Then, Miss Celie...

MAN 1 : Right, see you.

Me sitting on the couch missing my sister

When your FB friends become someone different for SM Gotta go!

SHUG: Are you trying to kill me?

CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

Now we don't want Jazz to be like Neil's Neicie do we - let her move!!!

To Olivia right now, Tashi alone is Africa.

OLD MISTER: Hey, boy! Here, boy!

SHUG: Wasn't satisfied until He made him some eyes

Celie. Come on.

I'm getting to it! I'm getting to it! Harpo from "The Color Purple"

Oh, my. That was exciting, wasn't it?

...before you can say, Amen.

We need some stability around here, that's for sure.

He took all the diapers when he took her.