Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Girl, I'd drink yo bath water

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Tashi, this is my sister, Celie.

You want some supper?

I got to finish stuffing the turkey.

yes beryl doverette? what do you want? i want to do some baspering in berengullen.

And your mama do the Lordy, Lord

It's all too trifling and confused.

Could be...could be not...who’s to say

When you're on your way To LULAC National Elections

MAN: Good night, y'all.

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about...

I’s married now

- ♪ I was so lost ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak, Lord ♪

Looking for a stimulus check like....

Sophia Get the molasses out yo ass!

SAINTS USED TO BE SINNERS

Now, she be a big girl.

who's filling in for christopher jounker? drayle mcgrayleville.

♪ Well, maybe God ♪ ♪ Is trying to tell you something ♪

BOTH: Ready. One, two, three!

You may now salute the bride.

Why are you attacking me ?!

God is trying to tell you somethin Quit your job

Looks like twister weather

My God The dead has arisen

You know it! Get it right!

SHUG: Celie, get in the car. Get in the car.

- Ahh! ALBERT: Don't talk back to me.

You keep on advising him like you doing.

A little milk for the baby. Yes, indeed.

No, sir, I ain't living in no streets.

Opening To Phineas & Ferb 2008 DVD

But Eric you flat out can't have Not now not ever!

We need some stability around here, that's for sure.

CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ - ♪ Maybe ♪

You sho is ugly!

SHUG: Wasn't satisfied until He made him some eyes

Better not tell nobody but God It’ll kill your mama

When's the last time their hair was combed?

Oh, Miss Celie, I feels Iike singing!

I know it was her.

He knows because he the only one!

I don't wanna marry Ms. Netta.

Y'ALL WAS ROTTEN KIDS. YOU WAS. YOU WAS ROTTEN KIDS!

MAN: Hey! Watch it!

Well, it's all yours now.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Whys you call her Olivia when that ain't her name?

What you doing?

When I walked outta dat gym I knowed Dey is a God

CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

Anything come for me?

How he die?!?! On top of me

And throwed your life away. And a right smart amount of money with it.

Yes, indeed, Lord. I know something's coming.

Coming out of CoVid isolation in the 7th day like…

I just couldn't keep him off me. Could I stay here with you?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Trying to drive

How’d he die Well damn

He just climb on top of me and do his business.

SHUG: ♪ Maybe God ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Maybe God ♪

What us gon do? Deys jus so many of um.

Maybe you can give me a sign.

OLD JOEY THE MULE

He left me the money though.

The way you'd make your voice rise and fall when you turned a phrase.

A woman need to have a little fun, Harpo.

- Sweetpea! MAN: Hold on there! Hold on.

Next time I'll out a little OG pee in his glass And see how he like that

- Good afternoon, Mr. Mayor. - Good to see you.

HARPO: Ain't you glad to be home?

...before you can say, Amen.

We got colds though...

...and since I never heard from you all this time...

...when all of a sudden, something struck me.

When your FB friends become someone different for SM Gotta go!

During happier times

Now do your shimmy.

I was feeling naughty bad But then I talked to you and I know there is a God.

[GRUNTING AND CLAMORING]

Would you like to work for me be my NANNY? Everything is paid for you filthy animal!

SHUG: Are you trying to kill me?

ALBERT: Oh, no.

You still love him?

Miss Celie, you is a miracle worker.

Happy birthday, Sis!! Love ya! ❤️

On top of Me...

When I haven’t seen my family in 2 months

Well, let's do the shopping!

Give me a hand and get her in the house.

and over here we have contestant number 23... i've only just given you the scene and the situation!

you just one of the roosters boy

Me sitting on the couch missing my sister

I'm getting to it! I'm getting to it! Harpo from "The Color Purple"

I Ain't never figured I'd be wearin no pants Not to mention some pants miss celie done made

That damn Mister

Entrepreneurs during Coronavirus panic

See, Daddy, sinners have souls too.

This is Alex Nasty

I'll take right good care of your Nettie.

Me checking the therapist scheduler for cancellation be like

[HARPO SCREAMS]

No. Probably just some people lost their way.

Sisters for life❤️

Anything come for me? Anymore letters come?

Dear God, he act like he can't stand me no more.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

OLD MISTER: Hey, boy! Here, boy!

Y'all was rotten kids.

[NETTIE CHUCKLES AND CRIES]

No such a thing

Me being jealous of you and Albert.

Mama, why are you crying?

Girl child ain't safe in a family of mens.

How you expect her to mind? Heh, heh.

Are you saying it just want to be loved like it say in the Bible?

“Alls this picnic I has to fight!”

You going to a party at Robot House? I want to, but it’s a love party, and it has something to do with a Jew and a Puerto Rican getting married.

CHORUS: ♪ Speak, Lord ♪ SHUG: ♪ Oh, speak, Lord ♪

Now he's a funny mistreater, A robber and a cheater

You're gonna have to leave here soon...

We sang our hearts out.

WHEN ALL 3 OF US DONE F***KED HER

I love you Forever

Cuz we don't never get to talk no mo

HARPO: Pa! Who that, Pa? Who this?

Chrystal Rucker after a night of people lying about knowing her

Lesbians after they smash

...hoping my letters get lost among the Christmas and Easter greetings...

When you have not seen Erica in a loooooong time And they tell you you have a funeral to go to

I've always been good to you people!

Maybe… Sweep out the caboose

Like white people at home who don't want black people to learn.

I don't know her either

I am Miss Millie’ I’m

Could be ...could be not Who’s to say.

...or Corrine has been sick...

I don’t know her either

When your FB friends become someone different for SM Gotta go!

Sofia after quarantine... “I don’t know y’all no more.”

♪ Made him a snout ♪ ♪ Just as long as a rail ♪

No, but we had $53,000 on a tight, tight budget for our tuition.

me and u will never part

Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama (by Neil.T)

Well the dead has arisen

STORE CLERK: How are you today?

May Be, May Be Not, Who’s To Say

Every Entrepreneur during Coronavirus Nothing but death can keep me from here!

Well, I know you could understand your life.

Celie, you got the ugliest smile this side of Creation.

Then, Miss Celie...

Me waiting for my phone to arrive

To Olivia right now, Tashi alone is Africa.

They beat me when you ain’t here

All this sexy on the horizon.... What us gone do?

He don't know the difference.

When they try to take Jamiah’s Bed

♪ Makidada ♪ ♪ Keep my sister away from me ♪

You ain't got it in you to understand.

Now we don't want Jazz to be like Neil's Neicie do we - let her move!!!

What did you say?

In the words of Mister Would Someone please tell that to the Democrats

PREACHER: Now, Sofia.

Get my children out of here

MAN 1 : Right, see you.

One size fit all

To my Alabama fans: War Damn Eagle!!!

...I guess he was right.

Me and Shug, I smile.

SHUG: I like your uncle, Like your brother too

Da moment when... You feel like Celia Ty Jesus Ty Jesus Ty Jesus Ty Jesus

I'll have to shave it off.

Did my Temu come today

My God the dead has arisen

Mind your own goddamn business. I feel just fine. Just had to eat.

ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART! Happy Birthday, Sister Sister!

Oh, sister, have I got news for you

Beat her Beat her Harpo

I gotta go to school

When you leave your husband and your abusive stepfather dies

Don’t sneeze around my kids!

Oh, my. That was exciting, wasn't it?

The lady you met in town is named Corrine.

He took all the diapers when he took her.

You can stay AALLL day !

CELIE: She said she write, but she never write.

How I feel today at D 1

Yall was rotten kids. You was. You was rotten kids! "Made my life here, pure hell."

Celie. Come on.