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Where’s Reece About to shave Dubie
[CAR ENGINE REVS]
Just look at those eyes.
Girl,Child ain’t safe in a family of Pimps
Oscar Lisa
ME AND YOU, IS NEVA PART MAKIADA
When Mama is SO CERTAIN you know who she's talking about....
We're fine.
you dont have to ask anybody for anything i can get you the money you need #safeguard
Now get yo bitch ass out of my fukkin house! Please, Let her stay, Let her stay, Let her damn stay, please please please please please please
NEVER AGAIN
The way you looked in your blue suit. Girls cutting their eyes at you.
I don't know her either
Eggs. Skillet. Why you put the pots up here?
[GEARS GRIND]
Anything come for me?
ALBERT: What's with you? I was calling you for an hour!
When Risk Management gets deliveries.
Always have, always will.
Now we don't have to say this. Thanks to our new roof!
kkmk
My Gawd! The dead has arisen.
Good Morninnnngg
What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
But, Celie, my dear, sweet sister...
When you coulda been dead But God don't want no sinner's in his house
I said i's married now
I fixed that mailbox So I can tell if it be messed with
I don't know her either.
My job is to love her and take her where she want to go. Right?
Harpo, don't you move one step.
What you doing that for?
Anything Come For Me? Did that package come that I sent to yo house?
It was that Mule Ole Joey AKA Sophia
I'm going with Lindsey and Tiffy. I'm fixing to drive!
They with my ma and pa.
You know about that That he was funny that way
. .
True statement
BOY: Grandpa, I'm full. I'm not hungry anymore.
When my daughter get paid I be like.....
Lord, look at who's here. It's Miss Celie.
Friday mood cuz I’m off
[SHUG COUGHS AND WHEEZES]
You can do what you like. She won't make you feed or clothe it.
- I've always been good to you people! - We know that, ma'am.
Whoopi said
They be fighting and bleeding and throwing up on the floor...
[LAUGHS]
Whoo!
...nappy-headed....
How did he die? On top of me
Just don't make me wait too long, Harpo.
GROWN MEN , WHO WANT TO SLEEP WITH BABIES
Holliiiiisssss
CELIE: I don't cry.
I'm here!
Go in there, try them on and you'll see.
Where yo wedding ring In the cooler on the shelf
Htg Bgy
Wea Nephew?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Whoop It’s Time To Go
I don't know her either
- How's the missus? - She's doing real well.
When you FB friends are not the people you really know Gotta go
All My Life I Had to Fight and Finesse!
U who is ugly
I'm so glad to see you!
Sho wanna dat food ma'am Plesseeee
Thank you for the Born Day wishes! I'm truly overwhelmed!
Me at the next family gathering
Just don't make me wait too long, Isaac.
All I know how to do is stay alive.
Truth!
I’ll wait
ALBERT: Time to go.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Me trying to hurry up and get dressed when babe comes home with a fresh haircut saying he’s going out
♪ Makidada ♪ ♪ Me and you, us never part
I can’t talk right now. She beat me when you ain’t here.
Ahh! Shit!
WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF WISHING FB FRIENDS FAMILY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Just sitting here drinking, ruining your life.
Miss Millie, what's the matter?
CELIE: Dear God, I'm 1 4 years old.
Beat her
“When yo Sissy come thru clutch “
- Come on, sweetie. Come on. - Olivia.
[LAUGHING]
Fuck boy stay away from tony
She black as tar...
Him: Are you single? Could be.. Could not be.. who's to say
When the Quarantine is over, and your kids want to go to their friends house!!!
My children need feeding.
Things finna change around here
Biden: Did any votes come in for me? Trump: I done fixed that mailbox, so I can tell it's been messed with
My sister
Ole Sophia Home Now!!!! There Gone Be Plenty Of Kisses!!!
This how shell feeling now
Mm!
Slip you in the dozens Your pappy's, your cousin
was tenae around when jasmin was? yes that's a definate.
Fuck city girls Celie been doing It
ALBERT: Now what's wrong with you?
When you finally see your friends and family after quarantine and they ask why you're crying
Hey my two heart beats!! Mother’s Day is Sunday❤️❤️❤️
♪ Right now ♪
- Hold on, here! - No hold on, Harpo.
She said she write, but she never write.
Lol
Me and Stewart
Nobody can get to them.
Please! No!
You're not ever coming back here and stop those children, Mary Poppins. Poppins - hooray!
...to see you two together again.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Miss Millie
...for everything you done for me.
Just dont make me wait to long Levi
I don’t wanna leave the Misfits
ANY MAIL COME FOR ME
What's the matter with you? You crazy?
Shit.
Get that thing to make me something to eat.
I don’t know her either
...months...
CELIE: Dear God, after many years, they let Sofia out of jail...
You knew she was the only somebody in the world who loved me.
[CHATTERING]
I know you can't say nothing to me anymore because things are so different.
[Sobbing]
indeed!
No, thank you.
We could do one next year. (stomach gurgles)
But if this does not get to him...
Your mama with all her cards yesterday
After listening to the WAP... "I hear she's got that nasty women's disease."
CELIE: Cool drink?
But I don't know if she mine.
PHINEAS AND FERB PHINEAS AND FERB
It's gon rain on yo head
Alabama Fans
How’d Kevin Samuels Die? On top of me
[SMACKS]
Show me some teeth.
I'z Married Now!!!!!!!!
You know I don’t smoke.
- Butter? Butter! - Huh?
They call it the red planet. Does it look red?
(CRYING) I WANNA THANK YOU MISS MIA....
Chan and Pooh
If you like.
[CHILDREN SINGING AND CLAPPING]
He young and limited. Pretty gal Iike you could put anything over on him.
CELIE: Way back here? - Yeah!
Hush, you ole fool Always, meddling in somebody's business.
What is I'm gonna do with all these spiritual downloads?
CELIE: Sofia beat on Harpo.
I think it’s mine .
♪ Me and you, us never part ♪
Then the scent. Some days there's smoke.
CELIE: Dear God, Harpo be in love with a girl called Sofia.
But Ildris, you can’t have. Not now, not ever
I said I’s married now!!
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
Thinas are gon be changing round here
- ♪ Ohh ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak to me ♪
No Sucha thang!
Me & Jesus Must Never Part Makidada!
No! Please!
When Gentlmen were Gentlemen! My role model!
Ain't warm enough. How do you work this stove?
Wood. Wood. Wood. Wood.
But we had her!
Lucky to strangers: I DON’T KNOW HER EITHER.
♪ Keep my sister away from me Makidada ♪
HARPO: That's a lie! CELIE: A Iittle truth in it.
Well Happy Birthday love u sis
CELIE: We could write.
He says, Greetings.
Could be, could be not. Who's to say?
Let her stay!
Sedina’s
Ratatouille 2007
My job.... My job....
CELIE: We'll both learn real hard before he breaks us apart.
This part
Til you right by me, Everything you even think about gonna fail
Sho nuff Lol
Last time I saw a hat like that Was at my mama’s funeral!
Can't you pump that a little faster?
The jail you planned for me is the one you gonna rot in.
Uh Oh
When
I am Miss Millie! I’m the mayor’s wife!