Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Me and you is Neva part

Git the molasses outcha ass!

Get yourself a young girl. You heed your daddy's advice.

Meghan Markle’s Daddy

The Dead has Arisen

No such a thing.

[THUNDER CRASHES]

Eyezzzz driving now!

No such a thing ,Mrs Kaneila "

Grandma talking to my Kom

da Dead has Arisen

♪ Slipped away from me ♪ ♪ Like a Cadillac snake ♪

Got their legs open for every Tom, Dick and Harpo.

You ain't never seen a cow like this.

You won't get a penny of my money. Not one thin dime!

The Cool Kids will never depart!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm gonna go with her. This is my only chance to break from Mr. Jail.

Molly may be great but.... I don't know her!

Waiting for those W2s like

I don’t know him either

Jeff Brohm is home now. Just hush up!

Like more us than us is ourself.

And they have been brought up in love.

I'm going to miss you too.

Mister have to call and tell them to shut up the racket.

You bet not never tell nobody but God

The hungry and destitute situation of the infant orphan was duly--

There's so many of them.

Like I said, fine with me

I sat in that jail

Look at that! That's the cutest little face I ever saw. Give me some sugar.

You're useless sometimes!

Here. Go to your daddy.

I don’t know her either

I don’t know her either!

Like I said, fine wit’ me. Like I said, fine wit’ me.

CELIE: Shug say she going back to Memphis.

Until you do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!

When you get a friend request from someone you don't know

It sure is good To see you two together again

I said I’s married now.

The fields are overgrown, the animals ain't tended to...

What us gonna do?

Oh Sophia Home Oh Sophia Home

After listening to the WAP...

Stop attacking me

DEMANDING a Sunday dinner

This is Olivia.

SOFIA: Busy making a racket. Now come on down here!

My Baby Daddy: Me: Nigga did I ever ask you for anything

This is how I feel working D 1 tifay

Yes Suh I'd getting to it

Surprise: I’d Married Now July 21, 2023

I GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL

MY GOD THE DEAD HAS ARISEN Mike Brown is back on 95.1 FM Clubsteppin

When I see my family after quarantine

When the sun came out today

How you fell when your boss lays off your work bestie

- ♪ Maybe God is trying to tell you something ♪ - ♪ Right now ♪

You ain’t neva understood Pa

.... I know what it’s like to want to go somewhere and can’t....

Your ass is as slow as I ever seen it before.

And no doubt impossible for you to believe.

Something’s Coming’

I wonder what it's like.

Me a Lionel Richie tomorrow.

pull rope! well the only way we can do that is if your parent or guardian gets a boomerang ready to throw and i don't see any shops around here that sell boomerangs. although there is one here but i'm not sure if they're open of a sunday so i'll have to see when they're open otherwise my plan is fizzled.

And not if he my man. You just a big old heifer! Ha, ha, ha.

I'll ask my sister Odessa to squeeze in.

You know who this is.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Move up. He won't bite.

- It's sugarbaby! CELIE: Hey, Shug!

[NETTIE SCREAMING]

WOMAN: ♪ Maybe God ♪

Have a fine day, Mr. Huntley! And keep the plate!

When massa’s wife ask me if I wanna come work for her and be her maid #IfslaveryWasAChoice

and they use electricity in the kfc to cook the chicken to get the brills to brial on a rack. not so bad. well get this, once they used lighter fluid to cook it to make it crispier, which is ok, for ready-made brialing.

Plus I hear all her children's got different daddys

Never knowed a child to come out right unless there's a man around.

What life like for her? And why she sometime get so sad?

What's the matter?

You know I don't want to dance.

I've always gone out of my way for coloreds!

I move good for an old man.

I don’t know ha either

I was feeling mightly bad this morning until I checked my direct deposit I knowed there is a God

Is there a Ietter from Nettie?

- We went past the store. - Top the H.

My Sofia Moment

He Ain’t Thinking about Me

The coronavirus is that nasty woman’s disease If all you gotta do is wash ya hands.

Zionists Celebrities RN: "I've always been good to you people!"

She oldest and should marry first.

I's getting real tired of this cat.

SHUG: ♪ I wanna praise your name ♪

Too much racket going on in this house. Pass me them peas.

Come on! Let's go! Ha, ha!

How I feel looking at my coworkers after teleworking for an extra year.

...except walk?

Miss Celie’s Pants One Size Fit All

♪ Maybe God is trying to tell you something ♪ ♪ Right now ♪

I needs me a man. Ya hear?

...of treachery and deception.

I’m fixin ta sing

Do we really have haters at work??

OLD MISTER: She's no more than a jook-joint Jezebel.

yes beryl scarthercicles? what do you want? i want a carresco cannklessco jifferieessco.

I've Always Been Good to You People!

Izz Married Now

ModStyle dropping a NEW Line at 8pm

My 1st Karen memory

My God. That hairline has arisen.

Teri don’t do it

When your at Graduation Day

You're too scared to open your mouth to people.

That razor looks dull to me, Miss Celie.

You hear me call you?

No Romance No four play

[SINGS] ♪ I couldn't sleep at night ♪

♪ So, sister, I'm keeping my eyes on you ♪

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

You want that cloth or not? We got other customers.

And every day we smell smoke.

SWEEP OUT THE KABOOS

Sure ain't nobody in the fields, that's for sure.

Shug! Shug, I'm coming!

Could be. Could be not. Who’s to say…

I'm going with Anthony!

Nawl, and don't let me catch you touching that mailbox!!

You ought to wait for Mister.

Don't think I'll let my boy marry you just because you in the family way.

I tired of playing games. Either shit or get off the pot!

When he takes the gas station pills...

This got burnt, but the eggs are just the way you like them.

I's going to miss you.

PREACHER [SINGS]: ♪ Tell her something ♪

Got any of them Trams for me Anything come for me

Any salary reserve for me Mister?

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Ain’t cold enough

I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple...

That way I have more time with my children.

Take out her slop jar, maybe cook her food. You ain't even that good a cook.

MIKE BROWN IS BACK ON 95.1 FM CLUBSTEPPIN' MY GOD THE DEAD HAS ARISEN

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Building a jook joint.

Celie! Nettie! Come back to the house now.

After almost a month of being Quarantined Me, on my way to momma house this Sunday.

I've Always been good to you people! #JoeBiden

Anything come for me

When I see an AI picture

That's my business!

Place bring back memories.

Where Jennifer? Home fixin to shave Mister

Mama, do the Lordy, Lord

who's filling in for nyaree weir? rhianna hopkin.

But James…. you can have. But Rob… Not now not neva

Ain't many women's allow their husband's whore to lay up in their house.

- ♪ Night ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Can't sleep at night ♪

CELIE: Dear God, after all these years...

Grady drive like a fool. I thought the police would get us.

Put your head back.

I don’t know her either

When I say when Tex pop back on the scene after TheU takes an L

Chiquita… Anything come fa me?!

Oh, but trust me

I told her the Olinka don't believe in educating girls.

♪ Makidada ♪

Take off your coat.

He beat me for not being you.

Get my chil’ren outta here

I hear she got the nasty women's disease

My pa still loves me...

We need you a woman.

I don't want you showing Emma all your business.

[BELLS JINGLING]

[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

Can't even keep a oven hot!

Hell naw Hell naw

You and Me will NEVER PART

My Shug gonna be here and everything gonna be the way it should.

Ain't that ya friend?!

Look I’m Driving! I’m driving!

When I have to remind Ashton who he is...

You and me us never part My Bed Bedy!

Make sure you close that curtain.

It's in the cooler, on the shelf.