Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is this the right vest for my suit?
Me when y’all ask me why I sad? Miss Y’all... hope this makes you smile,
I was feeling real down. I was feeling mighty bad.
Celie! Ain't that razor sharpened yet?
Learning different languages.
[CHATTERING]
See i can drive!!!
Made him sick, Lord It made him well
Amen!
Biden: Did any mail in votes come in for me? Trump: Stay away from that mailbox.
Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!
My God, the dead has arisen.
Any More Letters come?
The dead has arisen
Preya I’m on my way!!! So shake your Shimmy Sista…..
Pauline.
She be almost my age, but they getting married now.
Y Justin Moore will vomit
All this sexy in the horizon... What us gone do?
...he knocking down and piling things up.
Tiffany Arrington
♪ Makidada ♪
♪ My soul ♪ ♪ My soul says yeah ♪
Trump @ NABJ Interview if, you were experiencing feelings of Déjà vu.
NETTIE: We're up at 5:00 for a breakfast of millet, porridge, fruit, then morning classes.
Big, though.
Misty! Yo, get back here! You got it, baby.
[MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
And now God has sent me to watch over them...
You can't talk to my boy that way.
It's been a pleasure meeting all of you. Goodbye.
Cause I don’t know yall no more…
Sofia home now. Just hush up!
CELIE: Next time, I'll put a little Shug Avery pee in his glass...
I was feeling real down. I was feeling mighty bad.
MAYOR: Millie, let's leave them folks alone.
- Celie, don't forget to iron my shirt. - Yes, sir.
[CHORUS CHATTERS]
Watching the state of the union Ms. Sophia home now
Me when I see Stacy
I want to go to this party that this Siamese king is hosting, with that Jew and Puerto Rican getting married. So, a Jew, and a Puerto Rican, are getting married?
You can stay all day
Why you can’t bring your friend to your sister’s house during COVID
I can't let you have Nettie. She too young.
You sure is ugly!
Why? Why?
Maybe she dead.
It’s gon rain on yo head
Whoo! Isn't that fun?
Trst
"Get da molasses out ya ass"
ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JADE!
What food and clothes he get, you buy.
Lol
Atlanta Falcons fans jumping off the bandwagon
Rocky walks into a church
Jimmy been sayin’ this to Jerry for decades! Maybe this actually is the year!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
My Iife's already ruined.
See what kind of colors Shug's gonna put on there now.
I said….. Hells NAW
Which one? The black one or the blue one?
I bet you think I don't know nothing
"Get da molasses out ya ass"
- A woman need to be at home. - Hey, I don't fight my woman's battles.
I
MAN 2: Right. SHUG: Oh, yeah.
usud natalie ycych uwase j jdk i jc uehejsj! don't map her!
I needs me a man! You hear?!?!?
I just couldn’t keep him off me Laaawd
Me and you, us never part makidada
Can I hold her?
MAN: How are you doing today? - Good to see you. Hello.
Shut up! It's bad luck for a woman to laugh at a man!
Folks don't like nobody being too proud or too free.
We just ust stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.
Sofia, Sofia, Sofia!
...to protect and cherish them...
They just be marching, like going to war.
Cry
You better not tell nobody but God
SOFIA: I ain't in no trouble.
The retreat is tomorrow.
When I finally link up with my friends/family...
WOMAN: Yes, ma'am.
Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama (by Neil.T) Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama
- ♪ God ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Trying ♪
Plus, I hear all her children's got different daddies.
Had me looking like this .
Better not tell nobody but God
Girl I’ll drank yo bath water
[CRYING] He don't know it.
Celie is ugly but she works hard, and she can Iearn.
You forgot your shower soap! It makes me so soft and clean
Tee's on a diet and I baked her favorite brownies
You can stay allll day
My pa loved me.
At the security desk at work on Valentine's Day like "Anything come for me? "
You hear what I say? I'd die first, Celie.
WHEN YALL POSTING GIVEAWAYS WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW HER EITHER
Gal, what did you say to Miss Millie?
[MOOS]
Your real daddy owned this land and the house and the store.
Who this woman?
It's in there.
He never ask me about myself.
Can't even keep a stove burning good all day.
Where’s Sam? Home fixin to shave Tommy
Time to go. Time to go.
I am
.. —
♪ Save my soul ♪
Carrenza Nobody but Gawd
Sistaaaaaa you been on my mind
What my son sound like in the morning when he wake up
Wasn't satisfied till he made him sick
Get my children out of here!
- Don't you know who I am? MAN 1 : Yes, ma'am.
Is this the right vest for my suit? (stomach sloshes)
Smh
[NETTIE WHIMPERS & ALBERT CHUCKLES]
Some words
Before the Funeral
And then Sofia beat on Harpo some more.
Whoop. Time to go.
Hell no.
SHUG: There is so much to tell you...
- Apples. - Uh-huh.
NETTIE: Yes!
...but Albert said you'd never hear from me again...
When you finally let out the house.
Afta the Funeral
...systematic...
SOFIA: Come on, push now. Push now.
The left. (gurgles)
Us have one heart You and me shall never part
But I'll kill him dead before I let him beat me!
Happy Birthday Sister ❤️ I love You To The Moon And Back
NETTIE: At first, there was the faintest sound of movement in the forest.
It's time to move on.
Nooo Miss Sophia
Louis Married Now
Good to see
MILLIE: I've been wondering about starting a fund for the colored children.
Any more letters come?
Merry Christmas Eve!! Tomorrow’s Christmas you can stay all day!
You know I don't smoke.
MILLIE: I can do it. I can put it in reverse.
♪ Wasn't satisfied ♪ ♪ Till I made him a tail ♪
sat in that jail... sat in that facebook jail till i near about done rot to deaTH
Well, I know you could understand your life.
(stomach gurgles)
HOW DID HE DIE
Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama (by Neil.T)
No! No, Mr. Olan, No!! Yes! Yes! Right Now! Right Now!
10 years ago 10 years later
SHUG: ♪ Something's gone wrong ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Something has gone wrong ♪
I've always gone out of my way for coloreds!
You had her your way I had her mine
I got this fabric from Washington. I wanted to make you a pair of pants.
After listening to the WAP
Looks like you got yourself in trouble.
Hollis
This'll take all day.
Maybe they’ll let you sweep out the caboose!
I hope it rains on their heads
[INAUDIBLE SINGING]
And it's possible for the Lord to drive you home.
STORE CLERK: How are you today? MILLIE: Nice to see you!
...and I'm not dead.
How'd he die?
Feelin like Celie
This used to be my living room. That was my kitchen.
Any more letters come?
Horton Hears a Who! 2008
What the mailman sees
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Her husband's named Samuel.
I don't know.
I loves Big Pimp Daddy Brown
I’ll drank yo bath water
...suddenly married a man, and I came in her place.
SQUEAK: How you feeling, Miss Sofia?
I feel like... I don’t know y’all no mo
Us two married Iadies now. Two married ladies, and hungry!
I was feeling real down I was feeling mighty bad
Nettie!
He don't never ask me how I feel.
When people asking if you bought any plants with your stimi check
I meant to talk to some of the shopkeepers about it.
who's filling in for nicki minaj? zoe castiillo.
This
Did I ever ask you for anything?
He ain’t worth it.
Oh Miss Celie, it’s Friday! I feel like sanging
No place to stop. But here us is! Well, how are you?
I don't know him
When you have a lot of discharge and someone says I hear she’s got that nasty women’s disease