Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to do my part. Can I buy you dinner?
Really? Good news?
Being so nice and friendly to my face.
If your home is bug infested
- Hey, what do I know? - I think they are.
Agreed.
Only the girls get sweaty
Fine.
Stick, pump or can
Manpower, horsepower, coal and steam
But you know what? You know what? I'm through.
Watch the kids, we'll be right back.
It's a cry for his parents to get back together.
And then...
Okay. Everybody flap your arms like a chicken.
- And this is a sad thing. - My dad's not sad.
Okay, I think we should all calm down just a little.
A cat is an evil little girl.
- Like the old days. - Yeah. Except this time I'm not a virgin.
Anyone? Anyone at all?
I'm trying to find some plausible connection between my jingles
Right on. Good location.
- Oh, God. - What?
We're not letting him anywhere near the Christmas pageant.