HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Hello, aunt Shirley. - Who's this little kitchen witch?
Kids in the hall.
You're not?
"Hey, Andy, all's well.
- You have children? - Two children, yes.
We'll get to that.
How are you doing?
- Andy-- - You're calling me a liar?
It's been a while, huh?
What kind of music are you into, Peter?
- Okay. - Just...
How did bogart put it?
Oh looky here, it's big city Grant
Best seat on the roller coaster.
Man, you can't do that stuff.
You're gonna smash it.
She's so tiny like a little kitchen witch
translation--my manhood.
There's just some crud on her screen.
Is it?
Now all it takes is 1/2 liter.
Have a seat. You're gonna have a hard time
Go to the kitchen, get the largest receptacle you can find.
- Is that a-- - Okay, I know
Just-- it's not high pressure.
Thanks.
- Here we go. - Get this show on the road.
- [Scatting] - Toby.
of office manager.
Watch this. Hey, Newman, chillax.
And, frankly, if I had my way,
Let's get her out to the yard so you can spray her down.
I'd love to discuss strategy with you
Uh, thanks for coming in.
♪ And you're fired
- I'll help you. - There's a divot where it was,
your ex-girlfriend will shove them down your throat
for practically everything we do, so...
They already have a contract?
So you're dating a secretary now?
And you are on very-- hey.
- I'm sorry, I thought this job was for the position
"Mutually agree to..."
Come on in here.
That's what...
you never had a drinking problem.
Alice.
Does making you feel bad make me feel better? Yes
I can't be your monkey, Dwight.
- Hey, Andy. - What?
Well, anyway, it was--it was very brave.
Because I think this is pretty cool.
I'm the horrible boss around here,
Oh, no.
- Oh, okay, great. Thanks.
You don't eat it. It's a toy, like a wishbone.
Now, please.
You're gonna crush it Amelix
The floor...
I would understand if a friendship began.
Andy said you can start right away.
Anything for team Halpert.