Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's a poem by J.B. Jovi.
Little did my grandfather know,
Did they say when the vocal cords would heal?
It's like a prehensile wing or something.
I'm sorry. How did you think I was expected to guess that?
You can't fire Pete.
I will meet George Howard Skub.
I spent ten years as a receptionist
I invited Pete out for drinks.
- Yeah. - Just get over it.
Wow. Seriously?
Probably nothing.
- Andy. - ♪ Turns out you're fired
Well, I gave it to the salvation army.
On the first day of the shortest month: “I am so sick of February.”
I mean, I saw Pete's butt.
You’re gonna crush it.
- Is that champagne? - Si, señor.
Last night I ordered a pizza by myself, over the sink like a rat
That's so random.
Let's go, Gangnam-style.
I feel like a show pony.
Plop, you go first.
Pretty pretty cool
Having time Hosing time
of my first friendship.
- Oh. - History. Wow.
Didn't you two used to do it?
. .
POV:Your in class and that one gay ni99a tries to get every bodies attention
- And you do art and painting? - Mm-hmm.
Your perspective was very useful.
The day after Valentine's Day:
Deep hurt inside of me
Last night I ordered a pizza by myself,
You know what, before you put the new clothes on,
How would you like a mean, cold slap?
[Inhales]
- I don't know. - Oh, God. All right.
Can you not work on this?
We ready?
Uh, I like all kinds of music, Gabe.
Jim set up a job interview for me today in Philly.
I'll be in the annex, all right?
Thank you.
or am I being a total psycho?
Dude, you're also supposed to go to classes,
thought it wouldn't be weird at all.
Swahili? Oh, wait a second.
Thank you all for coming in.
I'm not talking about some frisky romp
last week espn informed me that our relationship would be proceeding without me
Well, look at it this way. Being a bachelor is not all bad.
Well, the good news is, no more guilty conscience.
Yeah. Like a receptionist,
so it feels to me like we're still in a relationship...
It was college.
- Tell me about the cologne. How much?
- Dwight, that's awful. - You have no idea.
Oh. An entire bottle at least.
I'm Kevin.
Just-- I don't want to hear it.
Yeah. It's crazy.
You're gonna crash it Amelix
Because every word out of your mouth
Can someone please help me?