Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It's all hanging out... - Ugh.

His dream in college was to be a gym teacher.

I wasted two years of my life on you.

Stop your bellyaching and hose me.

And so quickly.

I want to, you know, see a woman come in and do a great job.

This has been a really tough time.

I remember you.

Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

This is a really uncomfortable situation That you've contrived.

So you had a bad day

or are you saying that to me? - Call you right back.

I don't agree with the use of the n-word in that movie.

We had a nurse, but she quit,

Was he, like, the sexy librarian?

- Boo! - Uh, hello?

One night. Give me one night with you.

I didn't ask you to get that nike swoosh.

- Mm-hmm. - So the next interview

I'm gonna give your aunt a proper bath

This will be your desk, right up front.

You're welcome. Would you like some stew?

She's on her last legs.

- How you doing? - Hi.

What matters is that I am hurt.

"By the way, Oscar says hi."

Raise the roof when I say that.

Dwight, I won't do it. [Both shouting]

The fact that you've been able to cover--

I have shaved everything

New clothes? What for?

who's in charge of marketing?

♪ got the Pam Halpert blues

and turns out I contracted ch-lamydia from Erin.

- Yes, ma'am. - Good.

Who's snooping on who now?

and, you know, go for a coffee run now and again. So kind of like a receptionist.

Something--I have to look out this window--

- I could do that. - Okay.

When you breathe, I want to be the air for you.

- Dwight! - Let's get to it.

Oh, that's mine.

I watch way too many ads online, and I don't do enough sit-ups.

Translation: Penis

It was not an unpleasant way to spend an afternoon.

Do you want to come in at 8:00? And don't eat,

Excuse me, everyone can just leave whenever they want now?

Are you? I'm not allowed to ask, so...

Well, listen, you can't win 'em all, right?

It's with a real estate company,

I call it ads for abs.

Yes, it is, and thank you so much for setting up this opportunity.

- We have to do chains? - Oh, you'll see.

It's the original.

- The answer is yes. - I have some messages for you.