Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to, you know, see a woman come in and do a great job.

Oh, that's mine.

It's with a real estate company,

Stop your bellyaching and hose me.

- Mm-hmm. - So the next interview

Raise the roof when I say that.

Who's snooping on who now?

So you had a bad day

♪ got the Pam Halpert blues

Was he, like, the sexy librarian?

- We have to do chains? - Oh, you'll see.

I wasted two years of my life on you.

"By the way, Oscar says hi."

- How you doing? - Hi.

Translation: Penis

- Boo! - Uh, hello?

New clothes? What for?

I don't agree with the use of the n-word in that movie.

or are you saying that to me? - Call you right back.

This has been a really tough time.

- Dwight! - Let's get to it.

It was not an unpleasant way to spend an afternoon.

You're welcome. Would you like some stew?

who's in charge of marketing?

Do you want to come in at 8:00? And don't eat,

This is a really uncomfortable situation That you've contrived.

We had a nurse, but she quit,

- The answer is yes. - I have some messages for you.

It's the original.

- It's all hanging out... - Ugh.

Something--I have to look out this window--

His dream in college was to be a gym teacher.

I remember you.

I didn't ask you to get that nike swoosh.

and turns out I contracted ch-lamydia from Erin.

Dwight, I won't do it. [Both shouting]

I call it ads for abs.

I'm gonna give your aunt a proper bath

And so quickly.

- Yes, ma'am. - Good.

I watch way too many ads online, and I don't do enough sit-ups.

I have shaved everything

Are you? I'm not allowed to ask, so...

- I could do that. - Okay.

Well, listen, you can't win 'em all, right?

Excuse me, everyone can just leave whenever they want now?

Yes, it is, and thank you so much for setting up this opportunity.

One night. Give me one night with you.

Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

This will be your desk, right up front.

What matters is that I am hurt.

The fact that you've been able to cover--

and, you know, go for a coffee run now and again. So kind of like a receptionist.

She's on her last legs.

When you breathe, I want to be the air for you.