Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's nice to everybody.
Now you're gonna blame me for you fucking
- Rex Harrison. - Charlie Chaplin.
Arch, this is Mei.
I've got a...
I'll get us some water.
It's not the name you were expecting.
this check won't mean anything,
He's not to be scratched, dented or nicked.
We've had some bookkeeping problems lately,
Right. I was gonna say that.
and it's going like gangbusters.
Charlie Chaplin.
New York was freezing.
We never use that word
Oh, you should hear my Judy Holliday.
Everything's good.
♪ ♪
Never sit in Angie's swivel chair.
Now, I'm quite happy with my management.
- Where's the dirty? - In the closet.
A girl could get used to this.
Oh-ho-ho!
- Sorry. - Amateur.
You smelled her.
Yeah. Yeah, it's very amusing.
Ready, drivers?
Kid she met in the park. A goy.
Hi. It's me. You guys getting all my postcards?
- They are not joking. - Oh-ho.
- Shy Baldwin? - Oh, come on.
- Shirley! - Yes, Rose!
I'm really hoping you're not leaking oil, Abe.
- Midge. - And we should meet each other's parents.
This living with them is temporary.
Miriam, this had been a bad enough day.
- And you seem busy. - What, for you?
Think about it.
Now, if you can get just a teeny-tiny percentage
- Lower. - I'm getting off the phone now.
You're better than me.
Enjoy your stay.
I'll, uh...
That is where I come in.
- What? - Meet us out front.
- ♪ L-M-N-O-P ♪ - They want to sleep till 7:30.
Good day.
And I'll be there to pull you out of the gutter.
- Happy couple? - Nothing.
Hey. Who's the king of the castle?
How've ya been? Everything good?
You've only ever seen me that one time,
-which is basically lunchtime. It's the whole day! -♪ W-X ♪
- You got it, toots! - All those people worried sick.
Nice to officially meet you.
And I said I wouldn't mind, and I don't.
- See my point? - Crystal clear.
What is a Saturday?
- See you after. - Thanks, Angie.
No. In fact, it might be over. I-I might owe you money.
He's such a funny monkey.
are the hottest producers on Broadway right now,
Don't get face junk on it.
Hello, Midge. - Shy, really quick,
We go to Cuba. Camp outside his door.
Oh, a jukebox.
Che seems even less approachable.
Hi.
Hit your lights!
You know what? This is an easy fix.
- Expensive? - Absolutely.
Abe! Abe! Whoa!
for a criminal defense attorney to fight charges being dropped
- Oh, that is too... - What... what part?
He won't want you flooding my carburetor, either.
He can see you after.
- I've got a headache. - How serious?
The stains are hell to get out.
it's criminal trespass... They'd have to arrest me again.
- ♪ T-U-V ♪ - 7:30 is practically 8:00,
♪ And lives in people's minds ♪
Because of the monkey!
♪ Except it's a lovely day... ♪
- I fell apart. - You crumbled like a Lorna Doone.
How much is it gonna set me back?
It's Zelda's birthday... we're taking her to the Four Seasons.
Newcomers can bring fresh verve to a production.
I could write a piece on my landlord.
- Uh... - Has she acted?
'Cause I think my parents are driving them batshit.
Vic Damone is mine.