Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay, bye. - Hey, hi. I'm Claire Dunphy.
"I will not harm you...
in a residential neighborhood with children present?
- This is that woman from the house on Seventh Street. - Ooh, good.
So, I called the florist...
English - US - SDH
That's... right.
So I looked that coyote dead in the eye...
He's a very bad teacher. Very bossy.
As soon as I started talking about Reiki...
- See? It's working already. - Oh!
Oh. Hey, Mitch.
- Honey? - Claire?
Phil, I left my phone at the drugstore. I'll be right back.
Okay, shoelaces tied. The mirror is good.
- Okay. Easy. - Oh, my God. Mom, what are you doing?
- Hey, Mitchell. - Oh, my God. I thought he was living upstairs.
I'm going to the hot tub. If I stay here one more minute, my head is literally gonna explode.
Why can't you just volunteer at the museum or bring pudding to old people?
I'm joking.
We're riding bikes. We're not training police dogs.
Great. Let me run through my three-pronged approach to selling this place.
You know what, Phil? No. I am not gonna back off.
I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Ah. Was I that obvious?
Or things are so good at home, she's out looking for problems.
I hope not, because if you mean literally...
I like you. God, I hope I don't have to fire you.
- I'm making a joke to lighten the mood. - It's not working.
- And you just gave up? - Mmm.
- What? - You know what I'm looking for.
If you get scratched, the value goes down.
- This is ridiculous. - I know. They're all over the neighborhood.
you got a sprinkler head that's leaking out there.
I've seen the kid fall down on that moving sidewalk at the airport...
- Which civilization invented the alphabet? - I don't know.