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I'm gonna kill you, Jay!
Jay, he's gonna grab him!
Here. Stick this up.
Besides, this neighborhood's getting a little crazy.
I still don't think you should judge people!
because I don't want anything bad to happen to you.
- Who's talking? "Your neighbors." - Anyway.
I was beginning to think you didn't have any flaws.
I think you should drag him out of his car...
I said get off me!
Slow down, jerk! Slow down!
- I'm Phil's wife. - Let's not talk her ear off. She's gotta go.
All right. Or maybe I can just wave my hands over it and heal it that way.
- I don't know. It seems kind of cowardly. - Mm-mmm.
And I appreciate how hard you're trying not to roll your eyes right now.
I'm sleeping in there.
Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
- I know. It's true. It's true though.
Surprise, surprise
Mm-hmm.
I never taught anyone anything.
- I would understand if that was... - No.
Mom got it for me yesterday. Pretty sweet, huh?
The only reason I remember him is because he's named after my favorite musical.
She's a real character. You gotta meet her.
No, no. Don't-Don't touch me. I don't like to be touched.
- Luke, that's enough. - Oh, my God!
- What the hell is that? - My new bike.
Whoo-hoo!
So, why do you wanna move?
I called the police, and they were totally unhelpful.