The House of Granny - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E30]

Cruelest words ever spoken!

Well, I'll do it for you.

We just finished lunch.

We got a customer!

Cornflakes is over there.

Now hold on.

Madame, I have designed just such a wardrobe.

And please, express my gratitude to Mr. Clampett.

Well, as you're getting Ellie made dressed and fed and all, just throw me to take a quick run downtown, open up the store, lay a fire and sweep out and things like that.

What did you say?

Jed, fetch over the checkerboard.

Now, baby, I'm gonna throw in a free shave.

No, it means you're fired.

I want to see him right now.

And I need a complete wardrobe for a world cruise, and quickly.

Hello?

You think you can get your old bus down the door or let's stop him?

I saw her on the truck when you drove up.

I'll be all right.

The lazy days of walling around in bed until sunup is over.

Maurice.

You mean somebody's trying to rob this store?

The police are torturing your pa.

And I want to see you walk that crack in the floor.

Birdwatching.