The House of Granny - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E30]

Jethro thought of that, but I told him I could pick the lock.

I'll do it.

Yes, sir.

♪ I reckon we can leave the house, and just knock off the renee.

Oh, Luke Short had the right idea.

What was it again they arrested you for Mr. Drydale?

When the clamp is on the store, it's gonna open at a decent hour.

It won't take a minute to heat up the curling iron.

Are you happy?

Come on inside and help me decide where to put everything.

With pleasure.

No, no, never say anything.

Ah, have a little patience, Granny.

That'll make her real proud.

Bubblegum if it makes him happy.

I got the barrel of pickles, the barrel of crackers, the potbelly stove, the checkerboard, and all the other stuff you wanted on the truck down there.

Granny, there's nothing I'd rather do than play checkers, get my hair cut, and discuss the news, but Miss Hathaway and I can't be gone too long at the same time, so I'll just rush back and let her stay, eh?

How airy are you cutting hair?

Is both of you in jail?

But we haven't seen what they've done to the interior.

Cruelest words ever spoken!

And do it now!

Maybe we can have an early bird sale, nickel or dime off on every dress bought before six o'clock in the morning.

If you had been on the job at a decent hour this morning, Jed and Jethro wouldn't have got arrested.

At the crack of dawn.