The House of Granny - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E30]

It's the House of Grenade.

Well, our first customers!

You say you can identify these characters?

The police are torturing your pa.

Well, as a matter of fact, with Mr. Drysdale here, I have to get back and watch the office.

You think you can get your old bus down the door or let's stop him?

Where are you lollygagging at?

Yes, sir, Uncle Jed.

Ellie, run next door and tell Mr. Drysdale to get your pa out of jail, quick!

When we see the clamlets, we're going to be smiling.

You'd look mighty pretty with a Marcel whilst we visit.

No, thank you, Mr. Policeman.

How airy are you cutting hair?

And I need a complete wardrobe for a world cruise, and quickly.

Duty?

Well, as you're getting Ellie made dressed and fed and all, just throw me to take a quick run downtown, open up the store, lay a fire and sweep out and things like that.

Granny is happy as a gopher in soft dirt.

Sour juice!

How airy are you cutting hair?

Are you happy?

Something granny always wanted, a store with a barber chair.

Greetings, all.

Yeah, that's a good lesson for you, Jethro, for all young'uns.

We'll be right down to help you.

Your pa says he's only allowed one telephone call and they've done made it.