Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are a masturbation vigilante.

Do you... You want to go get some boba tea?

You're just putting the disease in you.

and don't write, "I want to fuck your face,"

Nobody else was itching to go.

Okay, okay, okay, you right.

like spending time with?

'Cause women get paid 23 cents less on the dollar than men do?

I had a fight with my boyfriend, and I just won that fight!

Hey, it's faster if we cut through the park.

So what's it like being a giant?

being a creeper the whole time.

- [grunts] - That's good.

I just don't believe in vaccinations.

to provide three reasons.

and all women, even in our little progressive world.

Good, what're you doing here?

should be treated equally.

What, what, what?

And then I sent a cop a photo of the guy's dick.

And I just got us both a shot of tequila.

So don't follow women around,

But she did go home with that guy

All right, that's enough footage, all right.

What, you see the trailer and you thought

Did you talk price with this guy?

Man, we got video of you jerking off.

Sorry, not an appropriate response to that story.

Hey, Dev. Um, Marie was just wrapping up.

And when somebody, especially my boyfriend,

and the police came and got him.

So, uh, we should hang out sometime.

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

weigh as much as all the humans in the world?

- Hey, hi. I'm Derek. - Hi, Derek.

to be in your shoes, so...

I just booked a part in this commercial.

Then after the movie, he followed my ass home.

and buy them in person?

It's summertime.

and he heard the... [grunting] sound,

and it's not cold inside,

Okay. It's okay.