Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

or is it just the act of doing it?

Isn't that whole thing just antiquated?

So now I got to go to a real store this weekend

Look, I'm just saying I'm sorry

Uh, well, my friend had this birthday party

Stop making me weirdly kind of sympathize with you.

Here's the pro move: good cop, bad cop.

Listen, I'm an expert on Craigslist.

How can injecting a little bit of a disease

Sorry, boo, I got to get back

Well, I guess, in my head, I'd like to think

Look, none of that matters.

tells me I'm wrong without having any way of knowing

All right, we'll do one more take.

We've been vibing all night,

I'm playing Ted.

make it cold inside also.

Well, is there another direction

introduce themselves to someone just 'cause they're a woman.

Let a nice guy win for once.

Ooh, that frittata was fluffy as hell.

Well, I've been followed before.

I think she really liked me.

That makes it sound like I was the one masturbating.

and we both Instagrammed the picture of that frittata?

are having a barbecue, and one of their wives

Get them while they're hot.

Why'd you come back to talk to me? Go talk to her.

Girls are so annoying.

Hey, it's working. He's looking over here.

Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, yeah.