Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, he has it listed for 300 bucks,

I got to hit the hay, brother.

A guy jerking off on the subway, on a cake.

[conductor] Ladies and gentlemen, due to police activity,

[Marie] So we got you this.

That's why I had to make my account private.

- Uh-oh. Sorry, bud. - [sighing]

Maybe we should shop around a little bit?

You could always give him a dollar

[both laughing and speaking indistinctly]

You're looking good, ladies.

Dude, please leave.

It's the G train.

He didn't think we were important enough.

There's, like, a live feed of the pup pen?

Yeah, like, I'm a vigilante that, like,

'Cause, let's say I'm dressed for the cold

Man, I hate this shit.

and on my way home... stepped in dog poo.

This is a citizen's arrest!" Right?

where I don't get fired and lose a bunch of money?

about what happened to you.

I'll ever really know what it's like

[sighs] Goddamn, he's good.

At least you still got to attend the wrap party.

Failure to Launch.

Maybe blogs will pick it up,

No, you couldn't.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Come on, it is a little weird.

If that bozo thinks he's getting a tip

for doing that design for you.

Uh, okay, so you remember when we went to brunch

See, I told you there was a conductor.

- See you. - Bye.

What? What? Where?

Actually, I'm gonna buy a bunch of those grills,

One time, I went to the movies by myself, right?